farting in public??
 

So my girlfriend and I are enjoying a nice meal at a local restaurant when all of a sudden, this fat lesbian bends over to get her purse and then *KALFLPAAPLAPLAPLAPAPAPPAPAPAPLPALFBLACKAFLAPPAAAA AAAAA"
Went on for like 10 full seconds, so me, being a not-so mature male, laughs, and my laughing triggers giggles throughout the place.

This fat hoe then get up, walks to my table to let me know how immature I was being. So, I shot her in her left titty... i'm typing this now because my g/f's parents are millionaires and posted that big B and got me out until the court date :thumbsup

yeaaaaaaaaaa

:mad: WHAT THE FUCK! :mad:


Okay people, I was fucking joking, I didn't shoot somebody damn

someone just called me aunt's house looking for a brad that had an altercation at a restaurant saying they were with the baton rouge tribune, after calling her, the person then called me uncle's parents, and then my father (my number isnt listed, so people were jumping around the phonebook im sure)

but really, it was worth a good laugh to have my aunt and dad call me asking about this :1orglaugh

call again and i'll shoot you in the head

hmmm better than she shit herself

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

there's nothing better than farting in public, will always get a laugh out of me.... it has nothing to do with maturity, just a sense of humor and some humility.

FF

women farts stink the worst i think

You're the one who busted ass in public rather then go to the bathroom. You busted ass, I'm laughing, deal with it.

wtf?