Mark Your Calendar For Next Saturday
 

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman
other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So
this Saturday at 4 p.m eastern time all American women are asked
to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for
this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house
to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think its okay
to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all
American women.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at
your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
For good measure, have various pork products cooking on your big grill. The
American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America.