Why are the Arab terrorists so quick to commit suicide?
 

Why are the Arab terrorists so quick to commit suicide?

Let's see now:


No pre-marital sex.

No oral sex ever.

No booze.

No Titty bars.

No playboy channel.

No organized sports of any kind to speak of.

Hooters. "What is this Hooters of which you speak!"

Fucking sand everywhere.

Ever fish at an oasis?

Rags for clothes and hats.

Eating with your right hand only cause you wipe your ass

with your left.

Constant wailing from the asshole next door, no wait, is

that music? Shit, I can't tell.

Bar-B-Q cooked over camel dung.

Prayer four times a day.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veil's. (This may be a good

thing)

Oh, and by the way when you die it all gets better!


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