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Hooper 10-21-2001 11:48 PM

Who's Ass Are You Willing To Kiss?
 
I've been around the block & always find it amusing to see who is willing to kiss somebody's ass for a buck or two.

So I've seen people kiss Lensmans ass.. FM's ass.. Joe E's ass... DK's ass...RB's ass... shit.. I've even seen people kiss my ass.

So the question is...

What makes all of you pathetic fucks want to kiss ass & why do you think it will help your pocketbook?

AaronM 10-21-2001 11:55 PM

AMEN!! Great question. Hey, while you are all at it.... KISS MY ASS!

Hooper 10-22-2001 12:01 AM

Aaron.. you ass kisser.

This could become an entirely new revenue stream.

I start the bidding at 10cents per smooch.

Kiss my ass & you earn 10cents per post.

AaronM 10-22-2001 12:03 AM

Keep your fucking money. I do not kiss ass for free OR for money. hmmm, I could use a new car though....



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Hooper 10-22-2001 12:10 AM

BTW... I beg to differ on the number of posts listed next to my name. It seems that if i post on the same thread several times, that I only get counted for a single post.

Not that I care b/c i've already all the gfy attire i could want... but isn't that somewhat inaccurate?

AaronM 10-22-2001 12:17 AM

No offense meant but does it really matter? I do not have the GFY threads but I came here to learn how to help my business. Just because someone has 4000+ posts does not make them any better than the rest of us.

Hooper 10-22-2001 12:18 AM

Quote:

I do not have the GFY threads
Then you probably need to kiss some more ass!

Yas 10-22-2001 12:20 AM

Hey Hooper you missed a big one

Soooo many people kiss The Hun's ass http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

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wolfshade 10-22-2001 12:22 AM

I'd kiss Jenna's ass any day http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/tongue.gif

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AaronM 10-22-2001 12:23 AM

http://www.aaron-matthews.com/images/hooper.jpg

Gee, did your count go up from your last post?

Yas 10-22-2001 12:23 AM

can anybody kiss his/her own ass?

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Hooper 10-22-2001 12:26 AM

It wasn't up a few minutes ago... funny things happen here at GFY when you turn your head.

I like The Hun reference... many people seem to bow to him.

Now good people of webmaster land... don't get me wrong. I 'm not saying that Ass Kissing isn't good or right.

I'm simply ASKING why you asskiss. Do you asskiss for money? Do you asskiss for power? Do you asskiss for love?

I only ask because I'm looking to buy some asskissers & am trying to decide whether YOU are worth the money!

AaronM 10-22-2001 12:30 AM

If I am getting paid, I can pretend to kiss your ass.

Serriously though, I think people are afraid. They think that if they kiss the ass that it will keep another monkey off their back and perhaps even help them get a buck or two. If you ask me, they are just selling themself out. Self respect is the best thing in the world. Yas hit the nail on the head with this one. Kiss your own ass and let the world follow.

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Hooper 10-22-2001 12:38 AM

Dammit Aaron.. Don't be logical.

Lets be emotional.

If you kiss my hairy nutsack maybe you'll be a happier person? ;-)))

AaronM 10-22-2001 12:40 AM

NOW we are talking! May I seggest that you go post a reply to this thread?

]http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/cgi-bin/postdisplay.cgi?forum=Forum1&topic=011093]

I think a 6+ would be the right answer for you.

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Hooper 10-22-2001 12:42 AM

Quote:

May I seggest that you go post a reply to this thread?
You MAY do whatever you like.

What is a 6+???

SNOW 10-22-2001 12:43 AM

WOuld definately Kiss Arias ass and let her piss on me...... LOL

Hooper 10-22-2001 12:44 AM

Aaaah.. my bad..

6+ as in SUPER gay?

See.. I am WILLING to do much more than KISS ass if the $$$ value is right ;-)))

Didn't you know that I was the recipient in boneprone's pic?

AaronM 10-22-2001 12:44 AM

Read the thread and you will understand. Sorry the code did not work

AaronM 10-22-2001 12:45 AM

Actually, Boneprone told me THAT was his mother. I guess she broke her epilady a few years back.

Hooper 10-22-2001 12:45 AM

It's unreal how angsty I'm feeling tonight.

Pretty much anything is an excuse for me to piss.. umm. post tonight ;-)))

Hooper 10-22-2001 12:46 AM

That is one hairy bitch!

AaronM 10-22-2001 12:52 AM

Yeah, he was telling me that he used to help her wax it (duct tape actually) but then she got a rash and decided to let it go. If you look closely, I think you can actualy see the family resemblance between her backside and his face.

Zebra 10-22-2001 12:59 AM

Hooper.. "Angsty"? Dammit.. you may be bored and looking for new ass-kissers but that does not give you the right to go around making up new words just because you feel like it!!

NickB. 10-22-2001 01:10 AM

jenna jamessons' ass!

that's for sure!



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SykkBoy 10-22-2001 01:24 AM

I'm not sure what I hate more...people who expect me to kiss their ass or the people who kis my ass...asskissing just annoys me to no end...

I actually got a job once by being a prick to the guy doing the hiring...he liked that I didn't kiss his ass and told it like I see it...we made a lot of money at that company...too bad the boss didn't like to pay his taxes...maybe he should've kissed the ass of the IRS...



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mailman 10-22-2001 02:29 AM

any ass?

well HOOPERS as of course or mabey Boneprone's I would even kiss anal hobbits hairy ass if that would increse me pocket book.


j/k


Fuck that. I dont kiss any ones ass. I take my chances and get a head and so far so good. I have met so many great people in this bussiness and hope to meet many more also. So fuck kissing ass and I think Hooper is right. WTF why does it seam that all these newbies kiss even the smalles ass in hopes to move up the ass kissing ladder ?


But on a more serious note http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif scence my nice is celebs i would Kiss the followin five in the following order http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

1. Katie Holmes

2. Christina Aguilera

3. Denise Richards

4. Jennifer Lopez (but only when it is not so fat http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif )

5. Laetitia Casta

Mailman.

12clicks 10-22-2001 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooper:
I've even seen people kiss my ass.
then I woke up. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif


wolfshade 10-22-2001 06:00 AM

I still say Jenna's ass! There is no comparison http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

Speaking of Jenna where has she disappeared to? she used to be on here but haven't seen her in here for ages.

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vegasdude 10-22-2001 06:22 AM

TAM's AZZ.... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

GUEZZ YOU'RE JUST KISSING YOUR McD MANAERS AZZ...RITE http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

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Slick 10-22-2001 07:26 AM

Would you kiss this ass ? <img src=http://64.62.61.44/adult_cdn/01078ABAAVAAAABQDvmuYSYzjPggpWFZjbRQGm23I3wIFGtu.G .BAMFz5xZHZSOEGStv.H0UVmXDAaqjDyoQPWBJWmGsHwhY1xT0 jf0Q_K2DEfaezGNACEZCvcQ--/17.jpg>

Forest 10-22-2001 07:27 AM

eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww
FUCK NO

not with all those PIMPLES on it

Forest 10-22-2001 07:29 AM

I'd kiss Jenna's ass any day
Wolfshade


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NickB. 10-22-2001 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wolfshade:
I still say Jenna's ass! There is no comparison http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

Speaking of Jenna where has she disappeared to? she used to be on here but haven't seen her in here for ages.

Wolfshade



Really?

anybody got her icq number>?
I would really like to talk to this lovely humanbeing!

12clicks 10-22-2001 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Slick:
Would you kiss this ass ?
no, its way too hairy. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

SexyDollEyes 10-22-2001 08:56 AM

I'd Kiss Richard Geres ass, MMM Or Brad Pitt's , Ohh no got me thinking I should break out the toys now, lol

wolfshade 10-22-2001 03:05 PM

Forrest you Dum Dum

Will you quit the jealous act?

I realy can't help it that your poor excuse for a bannerfarm eh oops! I meant board gets about 2 and half posts a day http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

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Naughty 10-22-2001 03:27 PM

Asskissing ... I'd kiss Cristina A's ass anyday http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

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Naughty 10-22-2001 03:29 PM

Oh sorry Aaron.. we must have a reason for it.

Well, I'd kiss her ass to f*ck her and take some of her money after that http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

Speedy26 10-22-2001 03:48 PM

what does a good ass kisser get nowadays? you guys are the coolest!! and the GFY board rocks. hahaha


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