its raining body parts
 

Pam Hearne heard "a loud crash" and later was stunned to see a foot clad in an Adidas sneaker and a sock in her yard, said Officer Thomas Blanchard. The leg, with hip and spine attached, dented the shingled roof of her garage before bouncing into the lawn.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/06/08/pla....ap/index.html

thats not too good...

Link is 404 fake news?

It was 13 years ago, when your mom got so fat that she exploded.