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StickyGreen 10-25-2005 08:27 PM

I still can't believe people actually buy fleshlights...
 
they are the most ridiculous and pathetic things ever...

pornguy 10-25-2005 08:29 PM

Remember that some of the surfers are the same way.

CybermedAndy 10-25-2005 08:30 PM

Not as ridiculous and pathetic as

http://www.heightmax.com/

LazyBastard 10-25-2005 08:30 PM

At least it must be better than your own hand.

High Quality 10-25-2005 08:30 PM

Heh, I think its funny. Some dudes just can't get laid.

MrIzzz 10-25-2005 08:32 PM

i love the one with the asshole insert...mmmmmmm yeah baby!!!!!

Spunky 10-25-2005 08:34 PM

I was thinking the same..Maybe trying to attract the surfers

Donny 10-25-2005 08:34 PM

I played with one a little at Spannow's Halloween party:

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/curre...05/2/z0385.jpg

After putting my finger in it repeatedly I can see why someone would buy one! I mean, we all jack off, married or not. These things feel very realistic inside. So why not?

High Plains Drifter 10-25-2005 08:39 PM

Its not a pussy replacement, its a masturbation-enhancer.

escorpio 10-25-2005 08:40 PM

It's only because I can't afford a RealDoll. :(

Rice_Master 10-25-2005 08:41 PM

hahah yeah that is pretty sick, i sure hope they have a good cleaning system.

Babagirls 10-25-2005 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio
It's only because I can't afford a RealDoll. :(

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

shit, if i was a dude, i'd buy one :winkwink:
us girls have the sex toys, guys dont have many choices of toys. this one (the fleshlight) seems pretty cool.

Corona 10-26-2005 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rice_Master
hahah yeah that is pretty sick, i sure hope they have a good cleaning system.

You have to clean them?

subVERSION 10-26-2005 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StickyGreen
they are the most ridiculous and pathetic things ever...

i guess you better make another thread for women and dildo's..

b/c that's just INSANE .. using a device to pleasure yourself.. how fuckin sad!


get over it. lol.

aoLhaTer 10-26-2005 12:20 AM

Their cartoon banners are comic gold

Rex 10-26-2005 02:15 AM

That guy has done one hell of a job promoting that product. I gladly link it on my sites. I want one!

xclusive 10-26-2005 02:27 AM

I'm getting one for christmas:)

hova 10-26-2005 02:36 AM

I feel the same way about 90% of the things I sell online, it just proves that 90% of the people on this earth are retarded

DutchTeenCash 10-26-2005 02:57 AM

if it sells then its fine with me :)

reed_4 10-26-2005 04:16 AM

I haven't bought one yet and I guess i won't be needing it. I now have a gf. LoL

Screaming 10-26-2005 05:14 AM

Those things are just scary lol.

loverboy 10-26-2005 11:05 AM

i would take it as a gift, but buying it? no way

:smokin

OMG Jim 10-26-2005 11:17 AM

Sounds like the perfect Secret Santa gift! :xmas-smil

J-$ 10-26-2005 11:22 AM

I'd buy one

Ramos 10-26-2005 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StickyGreen
they are the most ridiculous and pathetic things ever...

StickyGreen, I sense a little jealousy.......If you want one, just hit me up on the low low.

Phoenix 10-26-2005 11:26 AM

they fell pretty good..if you are going to jerk off..it might as well feel good right?

Thurbs 10-26-2005 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos
StickyGreen, I sense a little jealousy.......If you want one, just hit me up on the low low.

u have my addy .. old one got all goopy :1orglaugh

Hollywood Horwitz 10-26-2005 04:43 PM

its not ridulous, i dont have one but i see why a surfer would want one,makes sense to me..

Vitasoy 10-26-2005 06:26 PM

One of the best inventions ever... :upsidedow

pornpf69 10-26-2005 06:56 PM

some people buy pill to get a bigger penis...why not but some useless toys?

Mike AAG 10-26-2005 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngelDollarsAndy
Not as ridiculous and pathetic as

http://www.heightmax.com/

who's that doing the RNC in your sig? I'm a big MMA nut, but dont recognise him. cheers.

PixeLs 10-26-2005 08:10 PM

It's good to have something you can turn to when nobody's around and you're bored as hell..

...and I think fleshlight is one reliable thing. :thumbsup

khs 10-26-2005 08:21 PM

they need one the mouth one with a moustache attachment for the gfy metros

RogerV 10-26-2005 08:25 PM

I bottom out in it. need a bigger one

Slick 10-26-2005 08:26 PM

Me and my wife have a couple of toys in our collection, she has a couple of vibrating things and I actually have 2 fleshlights for myself, the wonder wave and the speed bump. I do like the Wonder Wave better :)

I can tell you that it's the best masturbation I ever have :) They do feel great, I'd recommend them. It is a pain to clean them out and try to dry them, but it's all worth it, he he he.

I think that I'll have to order the super ribbed anal one of these days :)

Ramos 10-26-2005 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV
I bottom out in it. need a bigger one

Shoot me an email bro...I'll send you the ultra tight buttlight. :winkwink:

boner 2.0 10-26-2005 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos
Shoot me an email bro...I'll send you the ultra tight buttlight. :winkwink:

hey Ramos, can I test drive/"ride" one? :Graucho

Paraskass 10-26-2005 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio
It's only because I can't afford a RealDoll. :(

so very true!

do what I did and stick your fleshlight inside a giant teddy bear.

boner 2.0 10-26-2005 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass
so very true!

do what I did and stick your fleshlight inside a giant teddy bear.

omfg :1orglaugh that's wrong :1orglaugh

Paraskass 10-26-2005 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by khs
they need one the mouth one with a moustache attachment for the gfy metros

bdjuf would buy one for sure, and make a post about his purchase and take pics of his metro fleshlight next to his metro shoes.

je_rome 10-27-2005 05:28 AM

You said it right. Pretty pathetic.


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