Paris Hilton is too good for Playboy
 

Well, actually, she isn't but she thinks she is.

NineMSN reports that despite multiple offers from Playboy magazine, Paris Hilton has refused to pose.

"They've asked me a million times.
Hef has been after me since I was 17, and I got offered a lot of money.
But I'll never do it.
Because I'm Paris Hilton."


All this coming from someone who was ostensibly made famous by the release of a sex tape, from which she profitted :glugglug

Wonder why Hef wants her, must be running out of pretty bunnies to want such a skank... Of course, money in the bank is guaranteed from such a shoot, but that doesn't change the fact that she on only a slightly higher level than a primate, in terms of attractiveness.

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She actually said 'because I am Paris Hilton'? I wonder what she would do if she woke up one day to find she was poor and fat and her dog had run away. Oh wait. Her dog already did :1orglaugh

Why would she want to do Playboy, she's got all the money in the world.

agreed but imho Hef wants her for a cock warmer!

I fucked her a few years ago. she sucks and not in a good why. My boys and i pasted her around a bit :pimp

Paris is way to hot for playboy fo shizzle

hahaha yeah right

that whore does not mind videos of her gobling on the cock all over the internet

but to appear classy in playboy is not her stile??

She just knows that it wouldn't sell since she's already given much more away for free.

i dont think she is all that hot.

pasted? You mean... passed?

No, they pasted her picture on each others backs while they fucked each other ;)

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She doesn't have to do it. She is fucking rich as hell.

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she'll suck dick and get fucked on camera and have a dvd released but god for bid she does something classy like playboy, she'd actually look good if she did playboy as to where she looks like a cock smokign whore in those videos especially the ones in nightvision... come on now how stupid is she seriously...

would be good publicity for her

and good publicity for them for sure

I am a big fan of Paris Hilton, she's made an amazing career out of average looks and an average personality. She's the model for self-promotion and she should be commended for that. It goes to show you that anyone can be a celebrity with relatively little effort.

Yeah she is stupid all right. And that is why you know her name, and could very easily pick her out of a crowd.

She just does not want to do playboy. Lots of women have said no.

It goes to show if you're the spoiled brat daughter of a super rich daddy and do a sex tape that someone else promotes, you might do it with little effort..

Not quite what I'd call a model for self promotion.. more of a ditzy blonde poster child..

But that's just my take on it...

I cant stand her

Her 15 minutes are WAY past

She is not that hot :2 cents:

She don't want to pose nude, but she released a sex tape.. what a dumb bitch!

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Paris Hilton in Playboy = novelty act...good for curiosity seekers, that's it.

Holy shit "Average Looks'. Haha that is a good one. While I don't think much of her, she is not "average" looking. She is leggy and very slim and good looking like a supermodel. Seriously.


If she were just average there aren't many "average" looking girls then!!!!

South Park said it ALL re Ms Hilton.

Hahahahahahah, she's too good for Playboy, but she likes getting bent over in a portapotty. Damn. That's hypocrisy at it's best.

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Oh for shits sake, you've let pop culture dictate your ideals of beauty.

I would actually want to hang out with Scarlett Johansson and could possibly have an intelligent conversation with her without her having some psychotic meltdown on me, which makes her ten times as hot.

Paris Hilton. Give me a fucking break. If you are any example, it's no wonder women still can't figure out what men want. They're chasing their own tails.

The female celebrities you think are beautiful are not often the kind of women who REAL men find beautiful - I'm talking, the kind of beauty that turns us on sexually and allures us to make a move on the gal.

Chicks that you adore and look up to as "beautiful", like Paris Hilton or Julia Roberts or Gwen Stefani, we don't like that much. Women like Scarlett Johansson, on the other hand, is pretty much it for many men.

i actually can understand why she doesnt do Playboy,money is not a incentive and she already got enough exposure from her sex tape..

Paris hilton is ugly, unintelligent, and a complete joke. She lives off of her name and fortune. The girl would never be able to breath by herself... I don't know why playboy, or anyone for that fact, would want her..

i watched.

Uhmm.. I think you're talking about "tastes" and trying to tell someone that they should have your tastes because you think everyone else has your tastes.

That's not the case either which way you look at it. Some like her, some don't... some like bbw's, some don't.. some like goth, some don't. It's not a matter of culture dictating anything, or being a "real man"... it's a matter of what you like or don't like... period.

at least one of you got it. Why the hell would she take chump change from Hef when she could do it on her own and get paid far more? Like her or not she can self promote with the best of them and she simply does not need his mag to get popularity or cash, she already has it and even if she stopped tomorrow she could still take money from her dad.

Playboy is nothing more than a strip club on paper, you really do not understand why she would not want to take the same route as college girls and chics who are about to fall off or are just becoming famous?

Lets say she makes her own skin mag starring herself, how much do you think she could return on it? Even with production cost it should be far more than whatever she is going to get out of Playboy

She can't suck dick to save her life.

And that is unintelligent how...?

after the sextape what's there left to hide?

it's obviously more of a publicity stunt for Playboy...

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who gives a shit? People need to stop paying attention to that skinny bitch. I can't for the life of me figure out why people would extend any minute of their time to her public persona.

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That's HOT!!!

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Only worthwhile she has ever been in was the first season of Simple Life. That was funny.

"What?s Wal-Mart? Do they sell like wall stuff there?"

Now thats just classic.

Sorry but I just can't help it.. :(

yeah, apparently you're in the majority too.

watching The Simple Life makes me think that Paris can't do anything better than taking her clothes off.

I watched you watching boneprone

It's just a matter of time.. and money.