I need your help.
 

Hey Asswipes.. I need your help.

So last week I met this guy who works for a pretty big company. He referred over a fair amount of business and I wanted to thank him.

I want to get him a gift for the referrals, but don't want to send the wrong message by sending cash. It might get him in trouble. I would spend around $600.

So I need some ideas.

This was the only thing I could think of.

iPAQ Pocket PC H3850
http://www.compaq.com/products/handh...tpc/H3850.html

Although a serious post, it should be good for a few laughs.

And no.. Gary.. I don't swing that way, and no.. I don't know any hookers.

format c:

Is that a fucking MACRO?

Nope. It's the way to wipe out your hard drive so you do a clean install of your OS.

save the term "asswipe" for your boyfriends cock :)

lol

Who you calling Asswipe? Least we aren't the one going under the alias used for cock funk build up in foreskin.

:1orglaugh

Buy him a hooker, I'm sure his wife would love the gift!

You are the first person to know what "Smegma" is.

:1orglaugh

Suck it up and toss his salad, all guys appreciate that.

a nice bottle o dom

Actually he's just the first person to make mention of it. ;)

What took you so long?

I was at the Doctor with my Son for his first check-up, and we started joking how we both called kids we didn't like in school "Smegma" and how they never got it. It just so happened it was the same day I signed up for an account at this god-forsaken place.

:)

hehehe Ive worked in the film side of this Industry to know about pretty much any term used, Ive came across many weird fetishes and practices.

I remember learning about Smegma when we were doing a "Docking" film hahaha