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Exxxotica 04-30-2002 09:46 PM

Wet dreams.. real or myth?
 
I was on another forrum and saw this question asked. Almost 100% of the respondends stated that they have never actually had a wet dream.

IMO wet dreams do not exist. I think they are the excuse kids use when their parents find stained sheets.

No mom! I wasnt jackin off...it must have been a wet dream!

Jamdin 04-30-2002 09:49 PM

They are real & kids aren't the only ones who have them :Graucho

DigitalPimpShit 04-30-2002 09:53 PM

I saw this on Love Lines on MTV a few years back, and Dr. Drew said that wet dreams occur mostly in people who don't have alot of sex and don't jerk it often. The fluids build up in you and your body tries to purge some of them.
But, how trustworthy can a doctor on MTV be

XXXPaysiteDesign 04-30-2002 09:54 PM

Never had one, just then I started jerking it when I was about 12 :1orglaugh

kmanrox 04-30-2002 10:06 PM

i had one about boneprone the other night...

bhutocracy 04-30-2002 10:33 PM

pfft.. of course they're real.. just it's mainly kids that have them because they haven't learnt to masturbate yet and they have sperm build up which a nocturnal emission releases.. anyone who jerks off once or twice a week (ie EVERYBODY) won't get them.. because theres no build up..

Lev 04-30-2002 10:36 PM

Wet dreams are real. I read it somewhere, that they indicate a desire for sex.

redshift 04-30-2002 10:44 PM

never had a wet dream!
but i learned how to jerk off at a early age :)

it's amazing to me at the number of hits I get to one of my pages from google with the search terms "how to masterbate"

shit I didn't need a tutorial on the subject haha

bhutocracy 04-30-2002 10:51 PM

i remember at 13 i got the idea into my head that masturbation was wrong (catholic guilt :)) so i stopped.. and lo and behold... wet dreams.. it's just the natural way to remove the excess and get some new fresh sperm in there.. i only made it cold turkey for about a month though :) so....

redshift 04-30-2002 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bhutocracy
i remember at 13 i got the idea into my head that masturbation was wrong (catholic guilt :)) so i stopped.. and lo and behold... wet dreams.. it's just the natural way to remove the excess and get some new fresh sperm in there.. i only made it cold turkey for about a month though :) so....
So you didn't have a nice priest to help ya out huh???

UnseenWorld 04-30-2002 11:52 PM

Never had one. Probably because I jacked off before going to sleep every night.

jojojo 05-01-2002 04:48 AM

Actually I read that when your body has a build up like you are saying that it decides it is going to release it that night and your brain gives you a "wet dream" to make sense of it for you so you don't think your going nutz LOL

bhutocracy 05-01-2002 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jojojo
Actually I read that when your body has a build up like you are saying that it decides it is going to release it that night and your brain gives you a "wet dream" to make sense of it for you so you don't think your going nutz LOL
i'd say it's more the other way around.. the bodily stimulous giving you a dream. like when you need to take a piss so you dream about it.. or when you incorporate your morning alarm into the last part of your dream before it wakes you up..
you would be having an orgasm in your sleep and your dream would start to reflect that.

SABAI 05-01-2002 05:29 AM

i happend to have wet dreams sometimes... when dreams are torride.....:Graucho


and no its not a matter of having lots of sex or not jerking off last one i had i' ve been fucking with my GF all day and it happened anyway...
maybe i'm just such a horny puppy:winkwink:

Slick 05-01-2002 06:03 AM

I don't get wet dreams too often, but I have had a few in my lifetime. It all depends on what you're dreaming about. If you're having a great sexual dream and have an orgasm, I think that the dream tricks your body into physically having one, it's kinda screwy, but it's a great feeling at the time, but waking up with a blown load in your underwear isn't the best thing in the world, ha ha ha.

Jakke PNG 05-01-2002 06:38 AM

I had a wet dream about my best friends mom (Nice 40's woman) just a while back.. man was he pissed when I told him. So was my GF. :)

Sweet.

bhutocracy 05-01-2002 06:40 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
So was my GF. :)

Sweet.

ahahhah...

Thumbelina 05-01-2002 06:41 AM

Diddo Slick..........couldnt have said it better my self... haven't

had one for a while............. :winkwink:

No build up if you know what I mean :Graucho

zubr 05-01-2002 07:47 AM

Its a myth, the solution is dont jerk off :1orglaugh

boneprone 05-01-2002 11:16 AM

from time to time i still get them.
Ill be dreaming of getting head or fucking some hottie, and wake up wet.
Strange but true.

Exxxotica 05-01-2002 11:27 AM

I guess my 4 times a day since the age of 12 has kept me from getting one.

Mogul 05-01-2002 11:45 AM

They are real.


The other night I was dreaming and woke up all wet. Turns out my girlfriend got mad because I left the toilet seat up and pissed all over me. That was one warm wet dream :)

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