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Amputate Your Head 05-01-2002 11:27 AM

I'm fucking DYING to see this shit!!!!
 
http://www.opticalamplitude.com/stuff/spiderman.jpg

Spiderman rocks!!! :thumbsup

Exxxotica 05-01-2002 11:28 AM

Do you think its weird that he shoots his wad from his wrists? Sort of like that guy in Silence of the Lambs.

SykkBoy 05-01-2002 11:54 AM

Same here
I usually try to act "too cool to buy the hype" but fuck it...Sam Raimi, an actual comicbook fan, not some hack music video director directing the movie based upon one of my favorite comics? plus Kirsten Dunst and some major nippleus erectus...I'm so fucking there :) (already pre-bought my tickets for the first matinee showing Friday morning :))))))))

TopCashQ 05-01-2002 11:58 AM

Who are your favorite Spiderman adversaries? I'm partial to the Kingpin and Electro, myself.

reddawg 05-01-2002 12:04 PM

Spider man does not really shoot it from his wrist, it is just that it hits his wrist and bounces off after the prop man gets done jerking the actor off!

Biggy2 05-01-2002 12:08 PM

shouldve came out a while ago.. too bad it was postponed this long...

B.Diker 05-01-2002 12:10 PM

SpiderMan ROCKS :warning

FuqALot 05-01-2002 12:43 PM

Thanks man thats a fuqin great wallpaper :thumbsup

Hypo 05-01-2002 01:31 PM

I'm already rooting for Venom on the sequel to beat Spidey's ass. If not, then Doc Octo!!

DTK 05-01-2002 01:36 PM

If Kirsten Dunst doesn't get nekkid, I ain't buyin':Graucho

Milton 05-01-2002 01:40 PM

i go to sleep ..boring

Amputate Your Head 05-01-2002 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Milton
i go to sleep ..boring
go to sleep.... you're boring.

boneprone 05-01-2002 02:08 PM

They should have gotten a better actor.
I thought the orginal actor they scripted which was Tom Hanks would have been better.

A Lot Better! WHo is this fucker as Spider man.
SHit they should call it Spider Boy, or Spider Queer.

No doubt tickets would sell.

boneprone 05-01-2002 02:11 PM

Spiderman kicks ass, this boy as the actor does not.

Just like Superman kicks ass, but Dean Cain killed the character.

Backov 05-01-2002 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
They should have gotten a better actor.
I thought the orginal actor they scripted which was Tom Hanks would have been better.

Ya, maybe as Spidermans grandpa.

Peter Parker is a teenager.

Cheers,
Backov

boneprone 05-01-2002 02:12 PM

Someday in 50 years from now, someone will play me.
I only hope they learn from the casting mistakes of Superman and Spiderman when casting for Boneprone when the time comes.

boneprone 05-01-2002 02:12 PM

Backov has a thing for teen boys i see.
Pervert.

boneprone 05-01-2002 02:13 PM

I bet you have posters of Luke Perry in your room.

Amputate Your Head 05-01-2002 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
They should have gotten a better actor.
I thought the orginal actor they scripted which was Tom Hanks would have been better.

Tom Hanks is gay. This guy is perfect for the part.

boneprone 05-01-2002 02:18 PM

queer

boneprone 05-01-2002 02:18 PM

Tom Hanks has how many Oscars?

Steve 05-01-2002 02:19 PM

C'Mon, Tom Hanks is cool, but he's like 30 years older than the Peter Parker character.

I am not a Toby McGuire fan, but I'll go see it and give the guy a chance. Looks fucking cool from the trailers I've seen.

And no matter what, it can't suck more than Episode I did!

boneprone 05-01-2002 02:19 PM

this guy in the movie is gunna hold it back.
With Tom Hanks in the movie it could have been one of the best Super Hero Movies of all time.

Fucking lame.

Amputate Your Head 05-01-2002 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Tom Hanks has how many Oscars?
still gay...

DTK 05-01-2002 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve
And no matter what, it can't suck more than Episode I did!
Are there that many movies that sucked more than Episode I??

boneprone 05-01-2002 02:22 PM

spider boy.
lol.

Whats next? Cast the American Pie Actors for Batman?
lol, yeah right!

This movie wont stack up to The first or sencond Batman box office records simply because they dont have the right actor.

Having the right actor gives it validation.

SykkBoy 05-01-2002 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve
C'Mon, Tom Hanks is cool, but he's like 30 years older than the Peter Parker character.

I am not a Toby McGuire fan, but I'll go see it and give the guy a chance. Looks fucking cool from the trailers I've seen.

And no matter what, it can't suck more than Episode I did!

anyone else remember that old (made for tv?) movie, "Rona Jaffe'sMazes and Monsters" with Tom Hanks...where he played the Dungeons and Dragons nerd who got way to involved in the game...damn god flick....THERE'S a movie screaming for a remake....

boneprone 05-01-2002 02:24 PM

This movie will rank with the X-Men Movie in history.
Not even Batman or Superman caliber movie.

Just a notch above the Punisher.

Amputate Your Head 05-01-2002 02:26 PM

Tom Hanks does not fit the part of this movie any more than Chris Farley would have. Sure, okay.... he's done some good stuff.... that doesn't mean he can play a teenage guy anymore..... cuz he's not. He's too fucking old for the part. Casting Tom Hanks for this would have been a huge mistake.

boneprone 05-01-2002 02:27 PM

Tom Hanks would have sold the movie.

He was getting in shape and everything.

Amputate Your Head 05-01-2002 02:28 PM

And the Batman movies were way fucking lame. Except maybe the first one. Very dark... the way they should've been.... not that fucking comedy routine they turned into.....

the Superman movies don't even warrant comment. They sucked, pure and simple.

boneprone 05-01-2002 02:29 PM

What pisses me off even more is that the second choice to play the role was Patrick Swazie. If he hadnt had died a few years back, this would have jumpstarted his career.

This Toby guy was a last minute fill in.
I think he was bangin the producer's daughter.

boneprone 05-01-2002 02:31 PM

nevertheless, without Hanks, or Swazie bringning in the box office draw, this movie will rank well below the Superman and Batman movies. That is a SURE BET.

boneprone 05-01-2002 02:32 PM

dont go see it.

Amputate Your Head 05-01-2002 02:34 PM

Stiller probly could've pulled it off very well....

Swayze?? No way...

Not only will I see it, but I'll be buying the dvd as soon as it's released. Spiderman rocks. http://www.opticalamplitude.com/assets/rockon.gif

boneprone 05-01-2002 02:36 PM

Spiderman does rock!
I like spiderman soo much it just pisses me off when they dont do this shit up to its fullest potential.

Hanks would have validated this movie into legend status.

boneprone 05-01-2002 02:45 PM

I just read an article and it says this movie compares to the
Teenage Mutant Turtles Movie.

Hmmmmm.


I guess if you loved that this should really be good!

boneprone 05-01-2002 02:45 PM

no way they would have said this if it were hanks.

boneprone 05-01-2002 02:46 PM

Or Swazie

Amputate Your Head 05-01-2002 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
I just read an article and it says this movie compares to the
Teenage Mutant Turtles Movie.

Hmmmmm.


I guess if you loved that this should really be good!

never heard of it..... was it about turtles?

Amputate Your Head 05-01-2002 03:45 PM

in addition to the ongoing discussion here of the gayness level of Tom Hanks, I'd just like to say, that graphic work (that I glued up there in the first post) is hands down, one of the best pieces of artwork I've ever seen..... don't know who the artist was that did it, but the quality of it..... the colors, the perspective, the detail.... all of it. It's bringin' tears to my eyes.

Fucking excellence. :thumbsup

drunkmonkey 05-01-2002 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TopCashQ
Who are your favorite Spiderman adversaries? I'm partial to the Kingpin and Electro, myself.
Kingpin kicks ass. I also liked Doc Octopus, Sandman, Rhino, and I always loved it when Spidey fought other superheroes. The fights with the Hulk were awesome. But the ultimate villain is Carnage. Venom is a close second but nobody can fuck with Carnage for pure evil.


Here are some other cool Spiderman Wallpapers:


spiderman wallpaper

Spidery wallpaper

http://pages.prodigy.net/musashi1/im...man/fp0246.jpg

drunkmonkey 05-01-2002 06:29 PM

Sam Raimi and Sony have already inked a deal to do a sequal to Spiderman. They said the initial screenings have been recieved "much better than expected". I have read some opinions from people who have seen the screenings and everyone raved about the movie. One guy even said it had a definate "Darkman" feel to it :thumbsup

bhutocracy 05-01-2002 06:35 PM

LOL.. boneprone's killing me here..

drunkmonkey 05-01-2002 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TopCashQ
Who are your favorite Spiderman adversaries? I'm partial to the Kingpin and Electro, myself.
Kingpin is going to be in the new Daredevil movie coming out January 17, 2003. Kingpin is going to be played by Michael Clarke Duncan. Other villains in the movie are going to be: Elektra(Jennifer Garner) and Bullseye (Colin Farrell). Daredevil is going to be played by...drum roll please...Ben Affleck.

Amputate Your Head 05-01-2002 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bhutocracy
LOL.. boneprone's killing me here..
learn to turn it off..... :winkwink:

Amputate Your Head 05-01-2002 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by drunkmonkey


Kingpin is going to be in the new Daredevil movie coming out January 17, 2003. Kingpin is going to be played by Michael Clarke Duncan. Other villains in the movie are going to be: Elektra(Jennifer Garner) and Bullseye (Colin Farrell). Daredevil is going to be played by...drum roll please...Ben Affleck.

KICK ASS!!!!!!


Another fav.... Daredevil fuckin' rules!!! :thumbsup

Zebra 05-01-2002 06:53 PM

The first Batman in 1989 opened with $42M in gross ticket sales.
Batman Returns opened in 1992 with $57M in sales.
Batman Forever in 1995 opened with $52M in sales.
Batman and Robin opened in 1997 with $42M in sales.

Last year 10 movies opened with sales of over $42M.

X-Men opened with $54M in sales.

Scorpion King opened 2 weeks ago with $43M.

Spiderman is expected to do $50M+

Star Wars Episode 2 comes out 2 weeks later and is expected to do $65M+

Needless to say May 2002 will be the biggest movie month on record so far.

drunkmonkey 05-01-2002 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

KICK ASS!!!!!!


Another fav.... Daredevil fuckin' rules!!! :thumbsup

Hell yeah he does! Plus, Bullseye was my favorite DD villain so that is going to rock. And my dad told me that there was no future in comics...why the fuck did I listen to him :321GFY

Zebra 05-01-2002 07:21 PM

Some other comic-book related movies in pre-production or currently shooting:
*League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - With Sean Connery playing an opium-addicted Alan Quartermain (ala Alan Quartermain and King Solomon's Mines). I talked to Mr. Connery last fall and was told about this before it was announced to the public. This is his first movie since Finding Forrester and if they stay true to the comic (which is only a couple years old) it should rock!
*Hulk - Directed by Ang Lee (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon). Might be cool but from some of the things I have heard Mr. Lee is fucking around with the story. When someone makes a comic book story shouldn't they leave the original origin story alone? The story being good is usually why people get interested in the project anyway. Those Hollywood bastards just can't leave well enough alone.
*Hellboy - I am really excited about this because I know the guy who created, writes, and draws Hellboy (and I have the original art of his origin from the first book on my wall :) ) . This could really rock if it is done right. If you have no clue who Hellboy is visit http://www.hellboy.com


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