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vidsweb 05-15-2002 04:30 PM

Would you have sex with Martha Stewart?
 
http://www.steinway.com/images/conce...902/martha.jpg

Dice TGP 05-15-2002 04:36 PM

Isn't she everyones fantasy? She's sure as hell mine. :-)

Brian911 05-15-2002 04:37 PM

OMG
would she stay with the cats ? :Hollering

^R3K^ 05-15-2002 04:37 PM

I have fucked her.. and let me tell you thats one thrifty, freaky bondage hoe!

Evil1 05-15-2002 04:50 PM

I'd like to fist her ass for no other reason then to humiliate her.:evil-laug

X37375787 05-15-2002 04:51 PM

I'd fuck the fluffy cats.

Backov 05-15-2002 04:53 PM

I would the once, but probably not more than that. I'm not into fem dom, and from all accounts she's a total dom.

Cheers,
Backov

DPlayMax 05-15-2002 05:08 PM

fuck nooooo way

Sly_RJ 05-15-2002 05:43 PM

She probably has this nifty little contraption to catch the cum, for later use while preparing the morning pancakes. Yummy!

heymatty 05-15-2002 05:48 PM

She is MILF heaven

She'd do the business, clean up the mess and bring you a sandwich :thumbsup

wired1 05-15-2002 05:53 PM

MILF is right!

hell yeah, why not, I'd do her just to be able to say that I did....

beemk 05-15-2002 06:56 PM

hell yeah, and just think of the breakfast she could make you the next morning.

SleazyDream 05-15-2002 07:13 PM

I fucked her.
"It's a good thing"

cool1 05-15-2002 07:23 PM

Fuck her yes and give her a good licking.

Funbrunette 05-15-2002 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
She probably has this nifty little contraption to catch the cum, for later use while preparing the morning pancakes. Yummy!
Hehehe! :thumbsup

FlyingIguana 05-15-2002 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by heymatty
She is MILF heaven

She'd do the business, clean up the mess and bring you a sandwich :thumbsup

but can she make flapjacks, thats really all that matters

vidsweb 05-15-2002 09:38 PM

I'm sure Martha would be thrilled to know that 80% of the people who have voted so far would have sex with her.

Sly_RJ 05-15-2002 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vidsweb
I'm sure Martha would be thrilled to know that 80% of the people who have voted so far would have sex with her.
She should feel very comfortable with 80% considering 99.9% of us would fuck a goat.

Roxxy 05-15-2002 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

She should feel very comfortable with 80% considering 99.9% of us would fuck a goat.

ahahahAHAHAH!!!:1orglaugh Nice 1 Sly.

-Roxxy

Snake Doctor 05-15-2002 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

She should feel very comfortable with 80% considering 99.9% of us would fuck a goat.


I resemble that remark!!

jimmy3way 05-15-2002 11:01 PM

I might take bids on an old project of mine:

www.marthastewartsex.com

meRx 05-16-2002 05:05 AM

After a few beers and the beer-goggles kick in....why not:helpme

LoveAsianChicks 05-16-2002 05:09 AM

I don't find her attractive at all.
Is this a joke?

Slick 05-16-2002 05:20 AM

I wonder if she sounds as boring in bed as she does on her tv show, it's like that woman doesn't get excited. Me and my wifey always joke about that when flipping through the channels, seeing her show on.

Rich J. 05-16-2002 06:54 AM

I would tear that up!

MagicksAntics 05-16-2002 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by vidsweb
http://www.steinway.com/images/conce...902/martha.jpg
The REAL question is...would she want to fuck any of YOU? From the looks of things she's far too into pussy to even consider taking some dick...

:Graucho

Milton 05-16-2002 10:21 AM

sure i fuck every pussy that is older then 30 years of age.

UnseenWorld 05-16-2002 02:17 PM

If she ponied up enough dough, sure I'd do 'er.

lawpal 05-16-2002 02:19 PM

We just finished a movie staring Martha called "Entertaining at a Bukakke dinner party" She makes some hor d'ervs, an entre, we all get bashed, and she swallows a beer bong full of cum spooned off her face after all the guests cover her with cum.

It was the best dinner party I have been to.

Cheshire 05-16-2002 03:17 PM

I bet she's a Hell Cat in the sac!

ounique 05-16-2002 03:58 PM

I'm sorry, there wasn't an option for me. You forgot to add:

* Yes, I'm gay and I would do Martha Stewat just to get a look at the inside of her house. :1orglaugh

btw, I think she's got a whips in her closet somewhere. I could totally see "Mistress Stewart shows you how to make the perfect dungeon", can't you?


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