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baddog 05-21-2006 05:13 PM

How desperate do you have to be to fuck a monkey?
 
Apparently, according to this article they must have been pretty desperate 6 million years ago.

The relevant part of the article states:

The researchers, from the Broad Institute of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and Harvard University, propose humans and chimpanzees first split up about 10 million years ago. Then, after evolving in different directions for 4 million years, they got back together for a brief fling that produced a third, hybrid population with characteristics of both lines. That genetic collaboration gave rise to two branches ? one leading to humans and the other to chimps.

The work has inspired both admiration and skepticism. Many palaeontologists have a hard time believing some of the fossil humans known to have lived during that era could have been pairing up with apes.

"It's a totally cool and extremely clever analysis," said Daniel Lieberman, a professor of biological anthropology at Harvard who wasn't involved in the study

"My problem is imagining what it would be like to have a bipedal hominid and a chimpanzee viewing each other as appropriate mates ? not to put it too crudely."


The report, published in yesterday's issue Nature, estimates that final break between the human and chimpanzee species did not come until 6.3 million years ago at the earliest.

Aquarius 05-21-2006 05:14 PM

It is not that bad...

sonofsam 05-21-2006 05:38 PM

well... just picture some of the girls that have fucked you...

not desperate to THAT extent... but just about

nico-t 05-21-2006 05:44 PM

fucking perverts!

u-Bob 05-21-2006 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
"My problem is imagining what it would be like to have a bipedal hominid and a chimpanzee viewing each other as appropriate mates ? not to put it too crudely."

1 word: beastiality.
If things like that sell in 2006, why would it be hard to imagine that a less evolved humanlike creature could fuck another similar creature...

Jimmy The Juggernaut 05-21-2006 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
well... just picture some of the girls that have fucked you...

not desperate to THAT extent... but just about

ROFRLROFLROFLROFl

nofx 05-21-2006 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
well... just picture some of the girls that have fucked you...

not desperate to THAT extent... but just about

bahahhaha

nice.

NoCarrier 05-21-2006 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
well... just picture some of the girls that have fucked you...

not desperate to THAT extent... but just about

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Classic reply :thumbsup

georgeyw 05-21-2006 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
well... just picture some of the girls that have fucked you...

not desperate to THAT extent... but just about

LMFAO!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

2HousePlague 05-21-2006 06:25 PM

Hey Llloyd, ya ever pull yer Harley over on one of those long x-country rides and stop and ya realize yer in some sorta BAYOU type place where they're as inbred as the mold on your bread? Ya ever fuck one of those bayou girls?


Same thing -- :winkwink:


2hp

Screaming 05-21-2006 06:27 PM

kinda seems retarted to me

ed146 05-21-2006 06:29 PM

Monkey see monkey does :thumbsup

baddog 05-21-2006 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
Hey Llloyd, ya ever pull yer Harley over on one of those long x-country rides and stop and ya realize yer in some sorta BAYOU type place where they're as inbred as the mold on your bread? Ya ever fuck one of those bayou girls?


Same thing -- :winkwink:


2hp


No, I do have some standards.

NemesiS876 05-21-2006 07:00 PM

I need to be to desperate, to do that!!!

2HousePlague 05-21-2006 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
No, I do have some standards.


Why?! Why?! Why!? Why any man would ever find it necessary to assert his STANDARDS, when the question of him already having fucked some woman has already been settled, I will never understand -- :1orglaugh -- It's like saying "Yeah, but I didn't like it" -- :1orglaugh :1orglaugh -- Ya got Laid, ya got on yer bike, ya moved on. All's good. Why plague yourself with needless guilt -- :)


2hp

HouseHead 05-21-2006 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Screaming
kinda seems retarted to me

Im with you on that!

Bdiddy 05-21-2006 07:05 PM

No. I would never fuck a monkey.

nofx 05-21-2006 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
No, I do have some standards.


you dont fuck bitches with kids?
http://www.iw3p.com/DailyPundit/monkey.jpg

Paul Waters 05-21-2006 08:29 PM

Ask Laura Bush.

baddog 05-21-2006 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague



Why?! Why?! Why!? Why any man would ever find it necessary to assert his STANDARDS, when the question of him already having fucked some woman has already been settled, I will never understand -- :1orglaugh -- It's like saying "Yeah, but I didn't like it" -- :1orglaugh :1orglaugh -- Ya got Laid, ya got on yer bike, ya moved on. All's good. Why plague yourself with needless guilt -- :)


2hp


because I can

baddog 05-21-2006 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Screaming
kinda seems retarted to me


There is something retarded about your spelling.

2HousePlague 05-21-2006 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
because I can

This is a helluva long way to come just to be disgusted -- :winkwink:



2hp

reynold 05-22-2006 01:09 AM

even if I'm high on drugs and drunk i wouldn't be soo fucking desperate to even fuck a monkey's ass. :disgust

marketsmart 05-22-2006 01:11 AM

i would fuck a monkey for $2.75... i am not paying any more than that...

Dagwolf 05-22-2006 01:15 AM

I've seen a poodle screwing a cat. now THAT was weird.

polish_aristocrat 05-22-2006 05:17 AM

great scientific discussion in this thread

some of you have really brought up many interesting points, its good to see so many people here interested in such subjects

Drake 05-22-2006 05:21 AM

standards are overrated. with that said, I'm off to the barn.

VicD 05-22-2006 05:23 AM

pretty desperate

u-Bob 05-22-2006 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf
I've seen a poodle screwing a cat. now THAT was weird.

pussy = pussy.

gooddomains 05-22-2006 07:54 AM

Fuck the monkey :-)

AdultInsider Cloner 05-22-2006 08:05 AM

well, we've all fucked a monkey at one point or another....haha.....right?

Seriously though, speaking as a geneticist, even if the two species did mate, I highly doubt a viable embyro would result. At the very least, no conception would take place, at the very most, you'd get a sterile offspring. Just because two species couple, doesn't mean one can fertilize the other.

psili 05-22-2006 08:06 AM

I could be wrong, but weren't the two species that were cross-breading pretty similar in appearance? I mean, one wasn't actually a "human" as it looks today and a "chimp" as it looks today, right?

RayBonga 05-22-2006 08:10 AM

Here's what happened

http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/5_2...ysex1.copy.jpg

dynastoned 05-22-2006 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
well... just picture some of the girls that have fucked you...

not desperate to THAT extent... but just about

haha good one..

jimthefiend 05-22-2006 08:14 AM

Ask some of BVF's crackheads...

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CS-Jay 05-22-2006 08:17 AM

Sex With Monkeys

TheLegacy 05-22-2006 08:23 AM

so would you like to touch my monkey?

http://www.nowtoronto.com/issues/200...er_story-2.jpg

Drake 05-22-2006 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultInsider Cloner
Seriously though, speaking as a geneticist, even if the two species did mate, I highly doubt a viable embyro would result. At the very least, no conception would take place, at the very most, you'd get a sterile offspring. Just because two species couple, doesn't mean one can fertilize the other.

Agreed. Sounds like hogwash.


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