I'm so horny I would nail a dead skunk!
 

I'm not saying I'd feel good about it afterward, but I feel sorry for the next living thing with a hole in it that crosses my path. :love2suck

I'll take it!! How much?

Don't you have a wife?

Only about 3 weeks out of every month. :Oh crap

a case of beer and a bloody steak

Hey, can Fleshlight make me a pussy that looks like a piece of driftwood with a hole in it? Now THAT'S discreet.

Explain to her the concept of blow job week.

:)

hehe thats not enuff?!?!?!

masturbation could help

Now i like that concept...

Is it possible to explain the anal week???

Dude doesn't it suck?!?! I'm playing the waiting game right now. I got about 5 more days let. She understands it's blow job week but sometimes you just need to thrust! I seem to always be super horny when she's on it too. I can never understand that. However, she like it when i masterbate so it works out. We still have fun together :winkwink:

This one might be a little ripe, here yeah go:2 cents: :thumbsup

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...1/387_8791.jpg

FleshLight = Problem Solved!

Thank you for this spam opportunity. I know a there a ton of surfers on GFY and BTW, see sig!

God gave you two hands. Think your wife has two too. Hint.

Hi Dag :)

I thought blow jobs stopped once ya got married? Plus a blow job on-top of cramps?? Guess that would be true luv!