Are any of you people Scientologists?
 

someone has to be. its getting too popular for some of the herd to not get sucked into it.

i used to drive past the huge dianetics building in san diego on 4th ave and wonder what kinda people actually go in there.

KB is one of the enlightened few that believes an intergalactic ruler 75 million years ago came to earth on DC-8 looking spaceships to blow up millions of aliens on the hawaiian islands... and follows the teachings of a homophobic, sci-fi author and convicted felon who announced he was going to create a religion because "thats where the real money is". It's probably what keeps him so centered and successful.

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L Ron "Woofy" Hubbard

l ron hubbard was a convicted felon?

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lol fuck no!

i'm actually asking because i was on the plane from tampa to vegas with this guy who was one for 20 years plus. i was looped up on xanex and alcohol because its how i travel best,(like a drugged up cat). this dude was telling me all about it and it didn't sound all alieny and stuff. so kinda was wondering if there are some of them in the adult herd.

just curious. my religion is music, so i won't be delving into anything anytime soon.

Nope.


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Yea I think he didn't pay his taxes or something.. I remember watching some documentary on him.. If I'm not mistaken when he originally started his scientology BS, they sailed around the world on their own cruise ship because he was a wanted felon.

he was convicted of felony fraud in europe.. but fled. the guy was an absolute nutcase, pathalogical liar, homophobe, paranoid/delusional/schizophrenic personality, abondoned his children, pushed one kid to suicide, live on a yatch with little boys, his wife was a convicted felon.. the list goes on and on and on and on forever. a true testimony to peoples desperation to believe and attach themselves anything that makes them feel better, no matter how absurd and obviously stupid it is.

holy shit i never knew those things about him. nuts. who would follow a nutcase like that?

wow learn new shit everyday, i thought he was just a greedy sci fi author.

ahem Mormons.... ahem

if anyone is confused on what scientology is, here are 3 videos to open your eyes:

Truth About Scientology->
http://eatmyshorts.net/show.php?id=690

Scientology E-Meter->
http://eatmyshorts.net/show.php?id=689

When Chef Left South Park->
http://eatmyshorts.net/show.php?id=724

enjoy!

what? you're saying that early hebrews weren't really the first people to settle in america before native americans? are you saying its unrealistic that some guy found some gold tablets in teh forest, written in a language that never existed, which he was able to translate because he had the help of a magic rock???

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L. Ron Hubbard is a fuckin "wing-nut" and so is Tom Cruise

I study Scientology, just a little bit though. It is interesting but like all religions, you can't read too much into them or you'll lose your mind. You might want to look up Urantia. It's has some good theories. Elvis was a huge Urantia follower.

That's what I always thought too... odd

The Raelian Movement is the only true religion non-believers.
http://www.rael.org/

All you had to do is go to school....

a good friend of mine was - I read a book about dianetics and stuff but it was too boring for me

well i bet its extremely exagerated when time went by. The christian religion's pedos are cold hard facts.

not me, but my e-meter ratings were so high that John Travolta sent me a letter :winkwink:

I'm still contemplating on that. Tom Cruise should not be my sole reason at all for joining. :pimp

Some good info about them here:

http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/

http://theunfunnysequel.ytmnd.com/

Sound like your typical religious wackos.

No way, Scientology is a crazy person religion, reserved only for eccentric celebrities and other coocoo heads who think they have the power to heal by touch.

scientology scares me

Religion scares me.

Maybe I will become a scientologist if it is (as it seems) the only way to marry some star :winkwink:

I`m really not interested!

About 12 years ago I had a co-worker who was. He would constantly bug me to come down to the "church" and check it out. I went down one afternoon and checked it out so he would stop bugging me. All was normal until he took out some soup can looking deals tied to strings and asked me to hold onto them. Attatched to the string was what looked like a voltmeter. I forgot their name for the device but it went all the way to one end of the scale and he started saying I was not in a "clear" state. He then said I had issues from my past lives and that I was carrying around with me.

Basically he ended up saying for around 3g they could put me in the "clear". My response was "dude, I manage a pizza place, I can't afford 3g"

After that he got even weirder. He was a driver and I would send him on deliveries, he would come back 3 minutes later saying the pizza was delivered. The place I remember sending him to was all the way across town. I told him there was no way he delivered it. He said he was able to slow time down and get it there. About an hour later the customer called and said they never got their pie. He said they were fucking liars and were trying to scam us. He got fired.


True Story....

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In me the scientist
Always get stuck on always trying this
I try to live on science alone
Analysis and freaky sensitivity
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I got it Woohoowoo
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Religiously I'm speaking on the science 'cause
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I tell you what mathematically I'm having it
I want to live on science alone
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Yeah uh I am a scientist
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Woohoowoo
Yeah uh I am a scientist
We've gotta live on science alone

In me the scientist
Always stuck on always trying this
I try to live on science alone
Analysis and freaky sensitivity
We've gotta live on science alone
Woohoowoo
Yeah uh I am a scientist
Woohoowoo
Yeah uh I am a scientist
Woohoowoo
Yeah uh I am a scientist
'Cause I can live on science alone
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Welcome Katie Holmes, the new addition in the scientologist team, she will be responsible for the support in the Tom Cruise program :)

That might be a useful sexual skill.http://pissyourself.com/smilies/qqb011.gif

No way, Jose!

nope im not one

i am but only on myspace.

Awww hell no...I heard they worship aliens.

no, only scientist

Ill consult my theta meter and get back to you.....

Scientologists = fucktards

SCientologist are fucking hypocrats.No sense to discuss about them

that is some hillarious stuff, slowed down then time....

Theres no Money in Porn. Theres money in fruity cults;)

a statement with lots of depth.

that just about sizes up every belief system based on the metaphysical.

stupid camel jockeys in the desert this week burning churches because of something an old catholic says.

problem is, otherwise intelligent people still have this need to "feel better", and this makes the various religions very popular.

all this "my god is the one true god" shit separates people, contributes to much cultural hatred, violence, and actual death of millions of people. wars are fought over it, airplanes fly into skyscrapers because of it, children of "infidels" are slaughtered because of it...

nothing new under the sun.

if you put all the good religion does for humanity (and it does do some good) in a balance with all the harm it does for humanity it would be interesting what the net result would be.

im def not Scientologist, BUT I have been to the "Celebrity Center" in Hollywood a couple of times -- interesting place -- very strange...

I'm not. Not even in my weirdest state of mind.

Nope but I am a big fan of Tom Cruise and his 'The Last Samurai' movie.

heck no....