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mkx 09-17-2006 12:09 PM

Party poker hack? Programmer wanted
 
I would like a program that auto-mucks hands that are not in my "to play" list and when a hand comes up I want to play, it will make a sound and give me the options to play it, fold it, etc. For example, say on my to play list I put AA and AK, it will only then take off automuck when one of those hands come off. If you think you can do this please hit me up on icq with a quote.

madawgz 09-17-2006 12:11 PM

what if you fold some cards and then on the flop you have 3 of a kind?

sometimes its about guessing and playing the bad cards

buddyjuf 09-17-2006 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz
what if you fold some cards and then on the flop you have 3 of a kind?

sometimes its about guessing and playing the bad cards

how much have you lost in poker over the last year?

:1orglaugh

madawgz 09-17-2006 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by bdjuf
how much have you lost in poker over the last year?

:1orglaugh

i guess around $XX,XXX im not sure of the exact ammount

mkx 09-17-2006 12:25 PM

mad, you suck at poker, lol, but obviously you will tell it not to auto muck pocket pair.

bdjuf, i am a professional poker player :)

mkx 09-17-2006 12:26 PM

sorry for double post

pr0 09-17-2006 12:28 PM

Why not complete automate it with your own rule sets....i.e. all in with trips with no possible flush, or fullhouse

mkx 09-17-2006 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0
Why not complete automate it with your own rule sets....i.e. all in with trips with no possible flush, or fullhouse

I only want to use this preflop so I can go make some eggs or whatever and not miss anything special.

squishypimp 09-17-2006 01:23 PM

party poker is what i use all the time, i hope it didnt get hacked :(

madawgz 09-17-2006 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by squishypimp
party poker is what i use all the time, i hope it didnt get hacked :(

you are a fucking idiot

scottybuzz 09-17-2006 02:48 PM

poker rocks

MetaMan 09-17-2006 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by mkx

bdjuf, i am a professional poker player :)


you are full of shit, professionals do not need a program to earn them $, lets play i bet you i take you for all of your money "mr. professional".

u down or not?

madawgz 09-17-2006 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan
you are full of shit, professionals do not need a program to earn them $, lets play i bet you i take you for all of your money "mr. professional".

u down or not?

ill play you when i have some money :)

More Booze 09-17-2006 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
what if you fold some cards and then on the flop you have 3 of a kind?

sometimes its about guessing and playing the bad cards

:1orglaugh

..........

madawgz 09-17-2006 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by More Booze
:1orglaugh

..........

trust me, i cant tell you how many times ive called with bad cards and won everything :pimp

Dagwolf 09-17-2006 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz
trust me, i cant tell you how many times ive called with bad cards and won everything :pimp

The psychic method, huh? Casinos must love you.

Luc 09-17-2006 03:01 PM

i made a poker playing bot (for party poker) a few months back when i was bored as an experiment. it plays by the book. i had it setup running on some money tables for a few days and it brought in an average of $1/hour. on the $.25 tables.

needless to say, i didn't retire off of it but it was a fun little project.

madawgz 09-17-2006 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Luc
i made a poker playing bot (for party poker) a few months back when i was bored as an experiment. it plays by the book. i had it setup running on some money tables for a few days and it brought in an average of $1/hour. on the $.25 tables.

needless to say, i didn't retire off of it but it was a fun little project.

i had a partypoker bot too about a year ago

but they caught me using the bot and i got banned :1orglaugh

i put in 100$, didnt know how to play poker, so this thing played for me and i learned from it

i went up to 200$ on the small tables

then i moved the bot to higher ones and got owned :1orglaugh

PuffSex 09-17-2006 03:08 PM

good idea

mkx 09-17-2006 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan
you are full of shit, professionals do not need a program to earn them $, lets play i bet you i take you for all of your money "mr. professional".

u down or not?

When I go on a losing streak in party poker it is because I get bored, go on tilt, and start playing to many preflops. This can help me with that.

As far as your proposal I am definately down for a couple heads up $55 tourney's. Just post or icq me your username and will settle this dispute like men.

madawgz 09-17-2006 09:36 PM

play it on 2bet :thumbsup

Young 09-17-2006 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
what if you fold some cards and then on the flop you have 3 of a kind?

sometimes its about guessing and playing the bad cards

no wonder you lose so much money.

if you have nothing before the flop then you fold. it doesn't matter what comes on the flop. your only concern should be those two cards.

Folding 2, 8 only to have 2 2 8 show up on the flop does not bother me in the slightest. When I had the 2, 8 I was already far behind and my money was at risk.

tehHinjew 09-17-2006 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Young
no wonder you lose so much money.

if you have nothing before the flop then you fold. it doesn't matter what comes on the flop. your only concern should be those two cards.

Folding 2, 8 only to have 2 2 8 show up on the flop does not bother me in the slightest. When I had the 2, 8 I was already far behind and my money was at risk.

pre- raising shows that you are an agressive player
but then again madawg would pre-raise if he had the worst possible hand poker has ever seen
i beat his as 2/3 times yesterday
madawg went all in with a 7 high trying to bluff me
NOOOB

Solid Bob 09-17-2006 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0
Why not complete automate it with your own rule sets....i.e. all in with trips with no possible flush, or fullhouse

Because it is impossible.

Solid Bob 09-17-2006 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
you are full of shit, professionals do not need a program to earn them $, lets play i bet you i take you for all of your money "mr. professional".

u down or not?

WTF are you off on? Software to beep on a playable hand has nothing to do with what you are yapping about.

tehHinjew 09-17-2006 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
what if you fold some cards and then on the flop you have 3 of a kind?

sometimes its about guessing and playing the bad cards

poker isnt about guessing
its about probability
wich is almost like guessing but its really guessing with math

tehHinjew 09-17-2006 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Young
no wonder you lose so much money.

if you have nothing before the flop then you fold. it doesn't matter what comes on the flop. your only concern should be those two cards.

Folding 2, 8 only to have 2 2 8 show up on the flop does not bother me in the slightest. When I had the 2, 8 I was already far behind and my money was at risk.

exactly i dont even THINK TWICE about folding pocket deuces unlike SOME ONE

MetaMan 09-17-2006 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Solid Bob
WTF are you off on? Software to beep on a playable hand has nothing to do with what you are yapping about.

i am trying to get some poker action, this usually happens by talking a little shit, you should maybe mind your own fucking business or use your fucking brain.

pr0 09-17-2006 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Solid Bob
Because it is impossible.

maybe for an amateur punk like you :thumbsup

Alky 09-17-2006 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by mkx
mad, you suck at poker, lol, but obviously you will tell it not to auto muck pocket pair.

bdjuf, i am a professional poker player :)

if you were a pro, then obviousley you would know only playing certain cards odds is seriously limiting your odds.

Alky 09-17-2006 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Solid Bob
Because it is impossible.

it is far from impossible...

there are programs out there that read the cards on the table, and what you have in your hand...

from there it's pretty basic math to program it to figure out the odds of you winning.

and yes you can also add in your own rule sets so you bet XX amount when you have a certain hand and whatnot.

Alky 09-17-2006 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Alky
if you were a pro, then obviousley you would know only playing certain cards is seriously limiting your odds.

late edit :)

Nastrodam 09-18-2006 01:13 AM

POKER BOTS = FAKE , don't listen to these idiots

mkx 09-18-2006 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alky
if you were a pro, then obviousley you would know only playing certain cards odds is seriously limiting your odds.

On a full table tournament if you need to be disciplined enough to play only certain hands. Everyone has their own playing style. I specialize in sit and goes and believe this program can help me and others.

http://www.quitpoker.com/wp-content/...sit-and-go.JPG

mkx 09-18-2006 09:55 AM

I would never use a poker bot. BETTING PATTERNS BETTING PATTERNS BETTING PATTERNS, that's all I can say.

Manowar 09-18-2006 09:58 AM

yep, bots would get you banned faster than anything


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