Speak German? *help*
 

I got an e-mail in german.. I need it translated in case its important :helpme

this is the line that concerns me:

@Daniel: Ich geb dir das morgen der blutige Pfad Gottes zurück..SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAß. ne jetzt ma ohne scheiss ich hab mir rollinge gekauft!_!_! 2 packungen, und jetzt brenn ich mir die ganzen Filme und Spiele, also wenn ihr was haben wollt(stefan und Daniel) is kein Problem(für die Copyright Control: es geht hier natuerlich nur um Urlaubsvideos ^^, wie Stefan's Freund M.W. zu sagen pflegte)

anyone know what the hell it says???

Not very important, but here goes


Stefan requires your bank routing numbers, he took pictures of his wife on vacation and wishes to sell them to you. I will see you at the play, I packed twice as much film this time, Talk to you soon

It says, "That picture of the pig fucking the 8 year old girl is ready anytime you send me the plans for the suitcase bomb you promised."

Hey thanks guys, for a while there I was worried.. but now it all makes sence.

And no.. don't ask about the pig :1orglaugh

I came up with:


@Daniel: I give have me you that tomorrow the bloody path God back.. SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAß. ne now without scheiss I rollinge gekauft!_!_to ma! 2 packings, and now I burn myself the entire films and games, therefore if it what (stefan and Daniel) is wants to have no problem (for the Copyright Control: it concerns here naturally only vacation videos ^^, like Stefan's it friend M. W. to say maintained)



Tim
:Graucho

According to AltaVista''s BabelFish at http://babelfish.altavista.com/ , the message translate to:

"@Daniel: I geb you that tomorrow the bloody path of God zurueck..SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAss. ne mA without shit I have yourself now roll Inge bought!_!_! 2 packings, and burn yourself now I the whole films and plays, thus if their which wollt(stefan and Daniel have) is no Problem(fuer the copyright control: it goes here naturally only around vacation videos ^^, like Stefan's friend M.W. saying maintained) "

OK, I gotta know about the pig now :1orglaugh Come on spill the beans, what the fuck is up with this email ????



Tim
:Graucho

A dutch friend told me "SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAss." means fun...

I still don't get it.

Heres some more..
also, ich wünsche euch noch beschissen Ferien ^^, und ich grüße alle schwulen Kunstturner( obwohl das is ja irgendwie doppelt, weil im wort Kunstturner ist ja das wort schwul schon drinne) und @ sarah: der wenzel is noch in italien(zum glueck net in Frankreich)

The reason I didn't just delete this e-mail was because of the address it was sent to, and no, I will not get into that part either.
(It also has something to do with pigs I'm sure)

:winkwink:

thus, I wish you still beschissen holidays, and I greet all gays Kunstturner (although is doubles somehow, because in the word Kunstturner is the word schwul already drinne) and @ sarah: wenzel is still in Italy (fortunately net in France)

HUH? :helpme

Wow, this guy cant even speak good german :)

I translate what it mean.

I give you the Movie/Game(whatever this is) "der blutige Pfad Gottes" tomorrow back. It was only a joke, i bought 20 CDs (2 packages) to burn some games and movies on them. If you want some of the CDs than its no problem. You will get them.

Thats the what it means. Some of the shit the guy wrote you cant translate it perfekt to english.


MfG Carlos, who speaks 4 languages (german, english, french and spanish)

Thank you Carlos!
Well this was a big fucking waste of space wasn't it.. oh well, at leased my pig secret was never revealed.
:thumbsup

OK, I wish you a shitty vacation and say hi to all gay gymnasts (although this is kind of tautological as gay is part of the word gymnast anyway) and @ Sarah: Wenzel is still in Italy (fortunately not in France).


Doesn't make much sense except that this guy doesn't like gay gymnasts from France :winkwink: