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Mr.Right - Banned For Life 02-25-2007 06:25 AM

Idiots that wear bluetooths in there Ear
 
I was out to dinner tonight with a freind.

Next to us on a different table there was a husband and wife and for the entire time without making one phone call he had the stupid fucking device sitting on his ear, it looks so stupid.

He looked lik George Jetson.

http://pressmart.net/blog/uploaded_i...oth-706417.jpg

Profits of Doom 02-25-2007 06:32 AM

I was standing in line at a gas station one day and two places behind me this guy had one in his ear but it was covered by his hair. Directly behind me was a fucking HUGE hillbilly. The bluetooth moron said something similar to "You're a fucking retard" but he was directing it to the person he was speaking to. The hillbilly thought it was directed towards him and started screaming at the guy and threatening to kick the shit out of him. Cooler heads prevailed but I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself.

Juicy D. Links 02-25-2007 06:33 AM

i hang mine on my penis

StuartD 02-25-2007 06:39 AM

Yup, people have gotten so paranoid that they're going to miss some critically important phone call at all hours of the day that they require having a phone surgically attached to their ear that'll auto answer just incase.

Meanwhile, they only really get 3 calls a day, all from people asking if they'd like to switch long distances carriers.

RedShoe 02-25-2007 06:41 AM

Ever watch "Extras" Season 1 episode 1 (I think) The scene where the agent is getting a cell call and instead of picking up the phone, pulls out one of those things and starts fucking with it. All the while the phone is ringing, he tries to put it on his ear and he's fumbleing with it, and when he finally gets it to just dangle from his ear he pics up his cell and the caller has just hung up.

It was sooooooo fucking funny. I hate cell phones to begin with so I hate those ear things even more.

volante 02-25-2007 06:50 AM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BbBcGVAWuEw

cranki 02-25-2007 07:03 AM

it gets you teh chicks
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Wilbo 02-25-2007 07:05 AM

It used to be you could tell the crazy people cuz they talked to themselves. Now everyone has one of those earpieces and it's dificult to distinguish the sane from the touched.

Barefootsies 02-25-2007 07:05 AM

Hmmm... some self conscious folks I see.

I used to think something similar when they first came out. However once I changed carriers and received it with my new phone it became a nessesity.

I do not know how busy you are in your daily lives, but I will give you some advantages in mine.

I am always busy. You never know how long a call's going to take. So there are times where I am in my office, and then on the shitter, then have to take off for a meeting, or errand. Or just driving. I am on the road, and I do not want to be fumbling around trying to hold a handset, or going, "huh" over and over when on speaker. I know they were trying to pass a law here in Michigan some time ago that you had to have a cell that was either bluetooth, or speaker mounted phone so that you could keep your hands on the wheel. Which I personally think is a good idea. Especially in the winter.

So for me, while I get the looks from time to time when I walk in somewhere with it on. Or I am talking on it and people think I am talking to them. What the fuck do I care what some fucking stranger thinks?

So some stranger in the mailbox place, mall, or gas station who I will never see again thinks I look like George Jetson... or some dumbass hick doesn't see it on my ear at the moment, and thinks I am calling him an asshat. Once they see it. They forget they are an idiot.

I like the freedom to have my hand's free. I had always hated talking on my cell in the past to begin with. However with the bluetooth, I actually had to up my plan because I do not mind it so much now that I have the blue tooth, and can wander from my office, to house, outside, mall, car, whatever and continue talking while keeping my hand's free to shovel snow, and carry in groceries.

:2 cents:

Yanks_Todd 02-25-2007 07:06 AM

amen to that, I will make exceptions with serious brokers and maybe super star sports agents.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 02-25-2007 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cranki (Post 11970943)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i remeber that pic, he has that head on all these different pics lol.

Angelo22 02-25-2007 07:11 AM

i was wondering if there were any mp3 players with bluetooth.... that would be better >.<

Profits of Doom 02-25-2007 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 11970948)
Hmmm... some self conscious folks I see.

I used to think something similar when they first came out. However once I changed carriers and received it with my new phone it became a nessesity.

I do not know how busy you are in your daily lives, but I will give you some advantages in mine.

I am always busy. You never know how long a call's going to take. So there are times where I am in my office, and then on the shitter, then have to take off for a meeting, or errand. Or just driving. I am on the road, and I do not want to be fumbling around trying to hold a handset, or going, "huh" over and over when on speaker. I know they were trying to pass a law here in Michigan some time ago that you had to have a cell that was either bluetooth, or speaker mounted phone so that you could keep your hands on the wheel. Which I personally think is a good idea. Especially in the winter.

So for me, while I get the looks from time to time when I walk in somewhere with it on. Or I am talking on it and people think I am talking to them. What the fuck do I care what some fucking stranger thinks?

So some stranger in the mailbox place, mall, or gas station who I will never see again thinks I look like George Jetson... or some dumbass hick doesn't see it on my ear at the moment, and thinks I am calling him an asshat. Once they see it. They forget they are an idiot.

I like the freedom to have my hand's free. I had always hated talking on my cell in the past to begin with. However with the bluetooth, I actually had to up my plan because I do not mind it so much now that I have the blue tooth, and can wander from my office, to house, outside, mall, car, whatever and continue talking while keeping my hand's free to shovel snow, and carry in groceries.

:2 cents:

No one said they weren't useful, but to walk around 24/7 with one is just ridiculous. It's a hectic world and everyone is busy, but no one is that busy or that important. It takes all of 2 seconds to stick it on your ear when needed.

Grapesoda 02-25-2007 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11970854)
i hang mine on my penis

my penis is blue tooth capable . . . it's great in the car on long drives :)

Barefootsies 02-25-2007 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 11970967)
No one said they weren't useful, but to walk around 24/7 with one is just ridiculous. It's a hectic world and everyone is busy, but no one is that busy or that important. It takes all of 2 seconds to stick it on your ear when needed.

True dat playa.

I can't say I am wearing mine 24/7, however I forget about it at times when I am running around. I use mine a lot, so I tend to forget about it being in.

:upsidedow

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 02-25-2007 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 11970967)
No one said they weren't useful, but to walk around 24/7 with one is just ridiculous. It's a hectic world and everyone is busy, but no one is that busy or that important. It takes all of 2 seconds to stick it on your ear when needed.

Exactly.:thumbsup

Barefootsies 02-25-2007 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts (Post 11970994)
Exactly.:thumbsup

Batt bucks.

:thumbsup

SilentKnight 02-25-2007 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 11970967)
No one said they weren't useful, but to walk around 24/7 with one is just ridiculous. It's a hectic world and everyone is busy, but no one is that busy or that important. It takes all of 2 seconds to stick it on your ear when needed.

Precisely.

Those who wear one 24/7 think of it as some sort of status symbol, as if others are lookin' at them thinking, "Wow...he must be a big wheel if he has to wear that thing constantly."

I'd tend to think of someone like that as one who has difficulty organizing his time properly.

Besides that, I see so many people these days who can't do a simple, singular task without distraction efficiently, let alone having to multi-task with a George Jetson device stuck to his head.

Profits of Doom 02-25-2007 07:40 AM

Now don't get me wrong, I do wear my cock ring 24/7, but I do like to be ready just in case :thumbsup

directfiesta 02-25-2007 07:43 AM

You guy'a don't get it ....

The guy was either having phone sex with his girlfriend during dinner with the wife or just wants to pretend he owns a phone....:2 cents:

Barefootsies 02-25-2007 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 11971028)
Now don't get me wrong, I do wear my cock ring 24/7, but I do like to be ready just in case :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

scottybuzz 02-25-2007 07:45 AM

i think they make you look stupid. i prefer simply picking up the phone and putting it to you ear.

not on that you should wear one at a resturant.

Methodcash Rick 02-25-2007 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11970854)
i hang mine on my penis

For some strange reason, I have no problem believing that. :1orglaugh

Barefootsies 02-25-2007 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11971052)
the new sig rules are gay

:winkwink:

Verbal 02-25-2007 08:13 AM

I couldn't agree more. I had an idiot sitting at the table across from me at a restaurant the other day. His 'bluetooth' lit up like a laser show at a techno club. It was the most annoying thing. I wanted to punch him in the ear. Does that make me a bad person?

dolebum 02-25-2007 08:15 AM

yep, it's dumb, those things are idiot material :eek7

gecko 02-25-2007 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cranki (Post 11970943)

time for me to pick one up:thumbsup

Daruma 02-25-2007 09:00 AM

its a measure of wealth in 3rd world countries - no joke

some people are buying them but dont have the attaching phone in fact - just a flashing blue light to impress people and make them think they have $$

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-25-2007 09:25 AM

who gives a shit if they have one, are you that fucking jealous you get mad because someone else wants to beable to handle their phone calls without having to tie up their hands or get into a car accident fumbling to get the phone and put it to their ear why they are slowing down for a stop light or merging into an interstate?

stop being a fucking baby and let people do what they want, if you don't like them, don't use them... its that simple


with that being said, i don't have a blue tooth enabled phone and don't plan on it anytime soon

Brad Mitchell 02-25-2007 09:27 AM

I like to think I look more like Madonna from the blone ambition tour when I wear mine.

cranki 02-25-2007 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts (Post 11970954)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i remeber that pic, he has that head on all these different pics lol.

exactly :1orglaugh

http://www.myspace.com/mikesevents

Kimo 02-25-2007 09:52 AM

people that use their phone in restaurants should be shot

ungratefulninja 02-25-2007 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimo (Post 11971308)
people that use their phone in restaurants should be shot


Yeah, but the movie theatre is higher up on my list. I can understand if you're waiting for a really important call that you answer it, tell them to hold on, then leave the theatre to talk. This one motherfucker just sat there and chatted in the middle of the fucking movie.

Just buy a cellphone jammer online and have it sitting on your table while eating.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 02-25-2007 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madrox (Post 11971260)
who gives a shit if they have one, are you that fucking jealous you get mad because someone else wants to beable to handle their phone calls without having to tie up their hands or get into a car accident fumbling to get the phone and put it to their ear why they are slowing down for a stop light or merging into an interstate?

stop being a fucking baby and let people do what they want, if you don't like them, don't use them... its that simple


with that being said, i don't have a blue tooth enabled phone and don't plan on it anytime soon

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Did you read the my thread

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-25-2007 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts (Post 11971400)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Did you read the my thread

did you read my reply? your thread, is you bitching because someone talked on their cellphone using a blue tooth ear piece while you ate at a resturant, my reply is that your an idiot for bitching about it.

Cory W 02-25-2007 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell (Post 11971263)
I like to think I look more like Madonna from the blone ambition tour when I wear mine.

haha

I use one. It comes in streaks. But often times I put it on right when I get in the car. I am very anti-cell-driving.

I don't take it off when I stop by the store because someone else thinks it isn't cool. I don't care. Taking the the thing on and off as you get calls defeats the purpose.

I think the bigger issue is people that drive while fumbling around with their cell phones. If the chips help, I am all for it.

nico-t 02-25-2007 10:44 AM

it looks pretty damn lame...

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-25-2007 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 11971487)
it looks pretty damn lame...

so did seatbelts when they first came out, but they helped save lives, you'll think differently when someone slams into the side of your car and kills someone in it while fumbling with their cell phone instead of using the "lame" ear piece :2 cents:

Rochard 02-25-2007 10:57 AM

I used to have one; Not sure what happened to it. It was great in the car but otherwise I felt stupid wearing one. I need to pick another one up.

Minte 02-25-2007 11:04 AM

You couldn't pay me to wear one of those. I rarely even turn on my cell phone these days. There's just not that much to talk about.

Peaches 02-25-2007 11:49 AM

LBBV wears his constantly. The next time you have a problem with NatNet and it's fixed in their usual 2.3 seconds, be sure to berate him for always wearing a bluetooth headset :)

I have a pink one to match my phone. I STILL haven't figured out how to use the damn thing though. I bought it for the Wrangler because I found myself on the phone, manually changing gears, manually rolliing down the windows and trying to order in the drive through all at the same time. With the winter, the Wrangler's been on Vacation, but once it gets nice again, I'll figure out how to use the damn thing so I can piss all of you off :)

Tuga 02-25-2007 11:54 AM

It looks retarded, yes.

VicD 02-25-2007 11:55 AM

I put mine in my ass

DWB 02-25-2007 12:00 PM

I was at the Chicago airport a few weeks ago waiting to fly to Japan and this fucking black guy... get this... had one on his ear AND had a real phone that he was talking with and holding it to his free ear!!!!!!!!

I didn't even know what to think. I just stopped and looked at him trying to figure out how dumb people have become, or if this was new hip-hip fashion. My guess it's a hip-hop thing because only something like this could out-dumb putting "grills" on your teeth.

Los 02-25-2007 12:13 PM

what always makes me chuckle is when i see people at a club wearing one. we all know you can't hear someone on your phone when your in a club let alone a headset. i guess it's just to much work to take it off lol just my 2 cents....

_Rush_ 02-25-2007 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cranki (Post 11970943)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 02-25-2007 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 11971763)
I was at the Chicago airport a few weeks ago waiting to fly to Japan and this fucking black guy... get this... had one on his ear AND had a real phone that he was talking with and holding it to his free ear!!!!!!!!

I didn't even know what to think. I just stopped and looked at him trying to figure out how dumb people have become, or if this was new hip-hip fashion. My guess it's a hip-hop thing because only something like this could out-dumb putting "grills" on your teeth.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Juicy D. Twinks 02-25-2007 04:07 PM

i just think batts is a weiner

sweetcuties 02-25-2007 04:18 PM

It looks fucking dumb and I will never buy one.


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