12clicks is dead
 

My father died in his sleep last night. It is believed that he had a stroke.

His computer was still on this morning and his browser was opened to this board.

He had spoke laughingly about the GFY board, as being the most insane board on the net.

I don't know how many of you actually knew my father but I will tell you something about him.

The details of his life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium
with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize,
he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.
Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise
that only the genius possess and the insane lament. His childhood was typical.
Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring he'd make meat helmets.
When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty
standard really. At the age of twelve he received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen
a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing
like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Where do I have the flowers delivered?

hahaha ::highfive::

Why is there like 40 charachter misplacement on a thread?

?
heheh

So his son Trey will be the sole beneficiary then?

Just another scammer we didnt need in the business. He has done this world a service by parting it. Im going to go buy a happy meal now.
PD4L

My condolences. I'm sure he will be missed by cheaters and Russians everywhere.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. What FILM is that from???????

Arrgh, I hate it when I can't remember these things.:helpme

Austin Powers I think

oh man.... 12clicks has made even more ppl, look even dumber than ever now kudos!! haha

Oh yes, definitely a Mike Myers film. Not sure if its Austin Powers or Wayne's World though....*sigh*. I'll just have to re-watch them now until I find it. Bugger.

Joke, this is no joke.:(

RIP RoN!

Congrats on being an idiot and discrediting your program / company. Regardless if the PathFinder ordeal is real or not, you shouldn't joke with this type of situation...you're only making yourself look bad.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Because it couldn't *possibly*be 12clicks himself, or Pathfinder himself, posting these things...

How am I looking bad?
my father was a good man
what is a "pathfinder ordeal"?

strange! :(

And here is the root of it - 12clicks here is jealous. You know when his death is posted on the boards, few people will give a shit. Pathfinder is/was a good guy and showed that through his posts. 12clicks just shows what an asshole he is every time he posts. Which is fine, "there's nothing wrong with that."

Cheers,
Backov

In the immortal words of my father,"is that the highschool take on this?"

Ace-Ace - the question is, how could anyone possibly make SIC look worse?

Just not possible.

Are you saying 12Clicks is part of SIC?

Of course he is, they are SIC we are SIC, its one big happy SIC family lol...

In that case can I be SIC too?

I thought 12clicks owned Cingular Wireless?

<img src=http://69khz.com/images/12clicks.gif border="1">

:winkwink

"Bling bling, everytime I come around this city...."

All i can say is its about time. Ive waited for this day for years now. Im gonna go have a drink and celebrate. Someone let me know when his funeral is so i can go piss on his grave and rape his corpse.

rest in piece old friend. I shall now go shave my man purse to pay my respects.

yes 12Clicks is dead!!!!! more tastycakes for me :Graucho

:::waves tastycakes over 12Clicks Grave:::

Bwahahahaa ... that was good !!

BTW ... nice button Bro :thumbsup

Who has dibs on the hatpin concession at the funeral..:Graucho

damn :( I kinda liked the asshole. Ah well, pour out some liquor.

How many brothas fell victim to tha streets
Rest in peace, young nigga, there's a heaven for a G
Be a lie if I told ya that I never thought of death
My niggas, we tha last ones left
But life goes on

heheh i owed him that one, he was waving them in my face the other day :feels-hot

yeah button is coolio :) it was sent to me via icq spam, dunno who it was :winkwink:

apparantly my host skipped town sucks to be me their whole system is down (last i checked)

For some unknown reason Ron willed me his company. When I log in to the company management interface, all I see is two buttons.....

ON

and...

KILL CHEATER


Anyone know how to work this thing?

That's nothing new for 12Clicks - once an asshole - always an asshole.

does it make you feel like you have a friend when one nobody agrees with another nobody?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ace ace and Chrisr, two guys who really MATTER! bwahahahahahaha

Er, I don't know if I feel like I have a friend. Maybe you do with everyone around here trying to kiss your ass.

You're a legend in your own mind.
And an asshole. I didn't think even you denied that, but hey - you have a penchant for denying the obvious.

Oh and I used to matter, but now you have replaced me with this Trey Hickey character.

great thread

Never heard of him.

interesting way to mourn your father?s death

:2 cents:

Now that he's dead I guess the truth can come out. He loved the cock.

Here's some pics from the mourning that's going on in the Soviet Union. I guess they really liked him over there. They look really upset.

http://www.uah.edu/colleges/liberal/fll/ssc_dance4.jpg

http://www.uah.edu/colleges/liberal/fll/ssc_dance2.jpg

:)

Indeed.

Sorry to hear about this loss. I suggest we all have our nuts shorn in honor of his passing.

you dumb fuck - there is no such country as Soviet Union

oh, the sad lament of the irrelevant computer geek.
nose pressed againsted the glass, calling sour grapes. :1orglaugh

wow, I didn't think this w3ould have more frist page staying power than pathfinder's bullshit thread.
amazing

Don't die 12Clicks...

I was really upset until I read about your buggery.

Its a MIRACLE! He lives!

he is an undead now

Where did I refer to it as a country, arsehole?

If I labelled a map with the specific region I was talking about would it satisfy your anal retentiveness? (Hint: I was talking about the big, cold place that has an overabundance of cheating webmasters.)

Next thread..... Attack of the Killer 12clicks


Will he re-register himself as Zombie12clicks?

Nice. :1orglaugh

... another 50.