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eddie-executive 09-03-2007 09:59 PM

Be sure to wash your hands after you finger a girl RIGHT AWAY! hahaha
 
I just had a fun night and i stopped at 711 for a drink handed the guy money and he was like damnnnn smells like pussy:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh No fucking lie!:1orglaugh

I said yea dont it smell good:1orglaugh It was like 5 minutes after i had my fingers in some hot snatch mmmmm i might wash my hand in the morning:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

And before you virgins say anything about pussy smelling its a natural beautiful aroma it wasn't funk:321GFY

eddie-executive 09-03-2007 10:02 PM

oh and here is the chick i had my fingers, tongue and dick in. http://img106.imageshack.us/my.php?i...ourtneynu3.jpg

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-03-2007 10:06 PM

http://www.anglersnet.co.uk/files/smart02.jpg

ADG

After Shock Media 09-03-2007 10:08 PM

Wait!

So your publically admitting that it was all said and done and you made it to 711 in under 5 minutes? :winkwink:

shahab6 09-03-2007 11:18 PM

thats sick, why didn't u wash right away?

bobby666 09-03-2007 11:35 PM

that's why i don't give hands

zand_stein 09-04-2007 01:56 AM

how does it smell? like a dead fish? hahaha....
or you can use an alcohol to rinse your hands.....

who 09-04-2007 01:58 AM

What? A GFYer actually had sexual contact with a lady? I don't believe it...

st0ned 09-04-2007 01:59 AM

What if she fingers you? Example.

lazycash 09-04-2007 02:18 AM

Lol, Eddie always gets called out for proof on his stories. Looks like he took the pic in advance knowing what was going to happen.

polish_aristocrat 09-04-2007 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eddie-executive (Post 13028909)
I just had a fun night and i stopped at 711 for a drink handed the guy money and he was like damnnnn smells like pussy:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh No fucking lie!:1orglaugh

I said yea dont it smell good:1orglaugh It was like 5 minutes after i had my fingers in some hot snatch mmmmm i might wash my hand in the morning:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

And before you virgins say anything about pussy smelling its a natural beautiful aroma it wasn't funk:321GFY

how much did you pay her this time? 50 bucks? and $10 extra for taking her pic?

fuzzylogic 09-04-2007 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 13029441)
Lol, Eddie always gets called out for proof on his stories. Looks like he took the pic in advance knowing what was going to happen.

i know.. thats pretty funny.. looks like the pic was taken inside a car too :1orglaugh :thumbsup

fuzzylogic 09-04-2007 02:39 AM

http://www.girlswithhairyarms.net/pr...s/updateth.jpg

http://www.GirlsWithHairyArms.net/

Common Sense 09-04-2007 02:53 AM

Is everytime you touch a real life girl really news. I dont think I have bragged about fingering a girl since I was 14.

Sarah_Jayne 09-04-2007 03:16 AM

maybe not *right* away..nothing says sexual confidence like a guy getting up and running to the bathroom after touching you

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-04-2007 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 13029564)
maybe not *right* away..nothing says sexual confidence like a guy getting up and running to the bathroom after touching you

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Suddenly made me think of this Monty Python scene (not sure entirely why):

Quote:

CART MASTER:
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[cough cough...]
[clang]
[...cough cough]
Bring out your dead! Ninepence.
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]

CUSTOMER:
Here's one.

CART MASTER:
Ninepence.

DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!

CART MASTER:
What?

CUSTOMER:
Nothing. Here's your ninepence.

DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!

CART MASTER:
'Ere. He says he's not dead!

CUSTOMER:
Yes, he is.

DEAD PERSON:
I'm not!

CART MASTER:
He isn't?

CUSTOMER:
Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.

DEAD PERSON:
I'm getting better!

CUSTOMER:
No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.

CART MASTER:
Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.

DEAD PERSON:
I don't want to go on the cart!

CUSTOMER:
Oh, don't be such a baby.

CART MASTER:
I can't take him.

DEAD PERSON:
I feel fine!

CUSTOMER:
Well, do us a favour.

CART MASTER:
I can't.

CUSTOMER:
Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

CART MASTER:
No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.

CUSTOMER:
Well, when's your next round?

CART MASTER:
Thursday.

DEAD PERSON:
I think I'll go for a walk.

CUSTOMER:
You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?

DEAD PERSON: [singing]
I feel happy. I feel happy.
[whop]

CUSTOMER:
Ah, thanks very much.

CART MASTER:
Not at all. See you on Thursday.

CUSTOMER:
Right. All right.
[howl]
[clop clop clop]
Who's that, then?

CART MASTER:
I dunno. Must be a king.

CUSTOMER:
Why?

CART MASTER:
He hasn't got shit all over him.
ADG

Angie77 09-04-2007 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who (Post 13029409)
What? A GFYer actually had sexual contact with a lady? I don't believe it...

hahahaha

JFK 09-04-2007 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 13029594)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Suddenly made me think of this Monty Python scene (not sure entirely why):



ADG

LOVE, Monty Python:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

cherrylula 09-04-2007 08:38 AM

new slurpee flavor

alby_persignup 09-04-2007 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 13028926)

hahahaha... pussy fishy!

DaddyHalbucks 09-04-2007 08:52 AM

Next time, carry some cologne in your car.

carol.prime 09-04-2007 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 13030732)
Next time, carry some cologne in your car.

and hand wash also. :winkwink:

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-04-2007 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 13030732)
Next time, carry some cologne in your car.

DaddyNoBucks lives in his car...

http://www.worldrider.com/blog/photos/llama_car2.jpg

ADG

CyberHustler 09-04-2007 09:48 AM

I remember when I was younger and everytime I fingered a girl I wouldn't wash my hands on purpose so I could let my friends smell it...

Those were the good ol' days. I don't finger my wife.

Sosa 09-04-2007 09:50 AM

lol that a boy

Sosa 09-04-2007 09:51 AM

but where are the pics after the panties are off? :)

Scott McD 09-04-2007 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber-Hu$tler (Post 13031054)
I remember when I was younger and everytime I fingered a girl I wouldn't wash my hands on purpose so I could let my friends smell it...

Those were the good ol' days. I don't finger my wife.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Drake 09-04-2007 09:56 AM

sticky fingers

nosey 09-04-2007 09:57 AM

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c9...verCartoon.jpg

lazycash 09-04-2007 10:37 AM

Stinkyfingerz.net is available

M0nk 09-04-2007 10:47 AM

you should wash them before (so you don´t stick any filthy stuff into her pussy) and after (so your hands don´t smell like tuna)

esnem 09-04-2007 10:55 AM

1. ask a girl to take a pic from the neck down
2. finger her in the car
3. get a slurpee
4. tell everyone on gfy about it

your story sucks balls dude :)

DutchTeenCash 09-04-2007 10:55 AM

they should invent handsoap that smells like pussy

Azoy? 09-04-2007 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13028930)
Wait!

So your publically admitting that it was all said and done and you made it to 711 in under 5 minutes? :winkwink:

less then 5 minutes cause he had time to get to put his cloth on and get to the store :1orglaugh

mistergardener 09-04-2007 03:44 PM

Hahaha. What a quickie.

Big Red Machine 09-04-2007 04:56 PM

Talk about smells I remember in high school going to a party getting drunk and laid....waking up the next morning having "Bud Mud" aka the beer shits. The smell from the Pussy and Mud combined smelled like a skunk and punched me right in the nose....lol

GAMEFINEST 09-04-2007 05:18 PM

ur a savage

Brother Bilo 09-04-2007 05:26 PM

I'm sorry, but that's a smell that doesn't just wash off. Not that it's a bad smell, well sometimes it is and in those cases you're glad your hand went in first to give you the heads up that something's not right before anything else heads that way.

million 09-04-2007 05:57 PM

I never wash my hands, I love that smell :D

gadabout 09-04-2007 08:08 PM

I never wash my hands, I love that smell mmm pussy

fapman 09-04-2007 08:32 PM

Thanks for the protip, Eddie.

polish_aristocrat 09-07-2007 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornopete (Post 13031058)
Man you must be with nasty chics if the midnight clerk at 7-11 is telling you you stink.

:1orglaugh

AK 09-07-2007 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 13028926)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

you are real good with this ADG!! :thumbsup

AK 09-07-2007 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st0ned (Post 13029410)
What if she fingers you? Example.

is it this guy?

http://www.kochanowicz.com/DiaperMan98.jpg

D 09-07-2007 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Bilo (Post 13033847)
I'm sorry, but that's a smell that doesn't just wash off. Not that it's a bad smell, well sometimes it is and in those cases you're glad your hand went in first to give you the heads up that something's not right before anything else heads that way.

The trick is you gotta use soap. :2 cents: :winkwink:

Ripshit 09-18-2007 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AK (Post 13055338)

Holy shit is that Sticky Fingers??????????

baddog 09-18-2007 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 13029564)
maybe not *right* away..nothing says sexual confidence like a guy getting up and running to the bathroom after touching you

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I am glad I clicked this thread. I think I will stop while it is ahead.


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