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SteveLightspeed 09-18-2007 10:53 PM

Found my old college roommate online
 
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Dr. Daniel W.

BIO

Dr. Dan W. has been employed by MIT Lincoln Laboratory since 1997. He focuses on multi-antenna adaptive signal processing, primarily for wireless communication systems. His research topics have included development of angle-of-arrival and synthetic aperture wireless emitter geolocation algorithms. This researched included theoretical estimation bounds for geolocation, used to aid system optimization. His has developed algorithms for multichannel multiuser detectors (MCMUD), including space-time-frequency adaptive processing and iterative approaches. He has investigated multiple-input multiple-output (MIMO) communication systems, developing information theoretic bounds, space-time turbo codes, and detection algorithms. He has investigated system applications and limitations of ultra wideband (UWB) communication. He has also developed signal processing algorithms for complex vector images.

Dan received his Ph.D. and M.S. in Physics from the University of California at San Diego (1997 and 1995), and his BSEE in Electrical Engineering from Arizona State University (1989). Employed by General Dynamic (1989-1993) he designed fault tolerant launch vehicle avionics, and performed magnetic field calculations and optimization for high energy particle accelerator superconducting magnets. His doctoral research (1993-1997), performed at Cornell University, was in the area of high energy particle physics, searching for bound states of gluons, studying the two-photon production of hadronic final states, and investigating innovative techniques for lattice gauge theory calculations.

I only do porn for a living. :winkwink:

WiredGuy 09-18-2007 10:58 PM

How you two took such different paths in life !
WG

SteveLightspeed 09-18-2007 11:02 PM

I need an impressive bio like that...

"Steve Lightspeed has joined the arts of exploitation, hack photography, and masturbation to create a multi-faceted approach to making money by selling nude images to horny men online. After years of yanking his own penis (1976-present), Mr Lightspeed has since pioneered the science of masturbating to online porn."

fatal attraction 09-18-2007 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 13108417)
I need an impressive bio like that...

"Steve Lightspeed has joined the arts of exploitation, hack photography, and masturbation to create a multi-faceted approach to making money by selling nude images to horny men online. After years of yanking his own penis (1976-present), Mr Lightspeed has since pioneered the science of masturbating to online porn."

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Are you going to contact him?

SteveLightspeed 09-18-2007 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 13108407)
How you two took such different paths in life !
WG

That guy used to do my physics homework to relax! Sure, he might have become a rocket scientist, but has he ever snorted lines off a hooker's tits? We each chose our own way.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 09-18-2007 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 13108417)
I need an impressive bio like that...

"Steve Lightspeed has joined the arts of exploitation, hack photography, and masturbation to create a multi-faceted approach to making money by selling nude images to horny men online. After years of yanking his own penis (1976-present), Mr Lightspeed has since pioneered the science of masturbating to online porn."

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

and made many many men across the world very happy lol

SPACE GLIDER 09-18-2007 11:38 PM

It's funny but i think everyone i've EVER known in school is on MySpace ... well those who haven't died or something

Fap 09-18-2007 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 13108431)
That guy used to do my physics homework to relax! Sure, he might have become a rocket scientist, but has he ever snorted lines off a hooker's tits? We each chose our own way.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
I think you won

Antonio 09-19-2007 12:13 AM

the good new is that geeks too can get mad pussy nowadays ........ and this guy is as geeky as they come

LiveDose 09-19-2007 12:34 AM

Haha life is funny.

Shakula 09-19-2007 01:19 AM

I rather have his titel then yours.
He is superior intelligent to you and your family and will always be.
Its in the genes, dont be fooled.

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-19-2007 01:20 AM

Sounds like an educated gentleman.

Doctor Dre 09-19-2007 01:31 AM

Are you going too contact him or not ?

SteveLightspeed 09-19-2007 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Shakula (Post 13108736)
I rather have his titel then yours.
He is superior intelligent to you and your family and will always be.
Its in the genes, dont be fooled.

Anyone else see the irony here?

Hank_Heartland 09-19-2007 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Shakula (Post 13108736)
I rather have his titel then yours.
He is superior intelligent to you and your family and will always be.
Its in the genes, dont be fooled.

Yeah, and he can't tie his shoe:error:error:error

I'll take your Lightspeed girls to his brain anyday:winkwink:

SteveLightspeed 09-19-2007 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank_Heartland (Post 13111201)
Yeah, and he can't tie his shoe:error:error:error

I'll take your Lightspeed girls to his brain anyday:winkwink:

Hank? You old dog! Where you been!!! Everyone misses ya bro!

Hank_Heartland 09-19-2007 12:52 PM

:thumbsupI miss you to much bro...we should talk soooooooon my man

ztik 09-19-2007 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 13108417)
I need an impressive bio like that...

"Steve Lightspeed has joined the arts of exploitation, hack photography, and masturbation to create a multi-faceted approach to making money by selling nude images to horny men online. After years of yanking his own penis (1976-present), Mr Lightspeed has since pioneered the science of masturbating to online porn."

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:helpme

kristin 09-19-2007 12:57 PM

I found mine too upstairs in her office ... dumb bitch never cleaned her dishes.

Brother Bilo 09-19-2007 12:59 PM

Hey don't take anything away from your accomplishments. Developing a solid masturbation technique is key when looking at it from a chaffing perspective. If this guy spends his freetime doing your physics homework, you know that guys dick is sore, and not in a good way.

Big ups to you.

SteveLightspeed 09-19-2007 01:03 PM

He was a virgin in college. Hard to imagine, I know...

PaulB IYP 09-19-2007 01:20 PM

he must have been one of those super dweebs...mad thick glasses, pocket protector and all

SteveLightspeed 09-19-2007 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Romeo AR (Post 13111460)
he must have been one of those super dweebs...mad thick glasses, pocket protector and all


Not really. He was super smart, but also a really great guy.


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