WANTED:a man
 

WANTED: I'm in search for a real man. He's got to have a job. Must be respectful,HONEST,smart and good looking,have nice a nice smile. He must love kids,have a car and love me unconditionally.


Men are sooo irratiting !!!!!:BangBang:
I honestly think thats why their are lesbians j/k:1orglaugh
I just wish men did whatever we wanted them to do.Do you guys not realize that if you do whatever we want this world would be so much easier to live in.


p.s sorry I just needed to vent

well u could have me but... youre not an 18 year old twink :(

lets see ur pic! n' how old r u???

A few times I was thinking how if the girls had male-like brains, there would be at least 2times more people on earth.. No wars at all.. much easier conversations..
- Hi, nice to meet you, lets fuck..
- Umm, ok :Graucho
btw, how's the fundraiser going?

Aiyyo sweetie, you're lookin kinda pretty
What's a girl like you, doin in this rough city
I'm just here, tryin to hold my own ground
Yeah, I think I like how that sound
What you say we gets to know each other better?
That sounds good but I don't think that I can let ya
I don't know, tell me is it so
Do you get a kick, out of tellin brothers no?
No it's not that see you don't understand
How should I put it, I got a man
What's your man got to do with me?
I told ya
I'm not tryin to hear that see
I'm not one of those girls that go rippin around
I'm not a dog baby, so don't play me like a clown
I'll admit, I like how you kick it
Now you're talkin baby, dats da ticket
Now don't get excited and chuck your own in
I already told ya, I got a man
What's your man got to do with me?
I got a man
I'm not tryin to hear that see
I got a man
What's your man got to do with me?
I got a man
I'm not tryin to hear that
Now you can persist to play Don Juan all day
But ain't nothin gonna change
Yeah baby, sure you're right
I'ma break it down and do whatever I gots to do
I tell you know, I got eyes for you
You got eyes, but they not for me
You better use them for what they for and that's to see
You know what's the problem, ya not used to learnin
I'm Big Daddy Longstroke, and your man's Pee Wee Herman
I got a question to ask you troop
Are you a chef, cause you keep feedin me soup
You know what they say about those who sweat thyself
You might find yourself, by yourself
I'm not waitin because I'm no waiter
So when I blow up, don't try to kick it to me later
All them girls must got you gassed
A-when they see a good thing they don't let it pass
Well that's OK, cause see if that's their plan
Cause for me, I already got a man
What's your man got to do with me?
I got a man
I'm not tryin to hear that see
I got a man
What's your man got to do with me?
I got a man
I'm not tryin to hear that
What am I, some crab inmate
that just came home from jail sweatin you for a date?
I don't want no beef, I just wants to get together
But how you talkin, pssssh, whatevah!
We can't have nothin
It all depends
Well if we can't be lovers than we can't be friends
Well then I guess it's nothing
Well hey I think you're bluffing
Well I'ma call my man
Well I can get raggamuffin
Ya better catch a flashback remember I'm not crabbin it
You know my style, from I'm Not Havin It
All I remember's an excuse me miss
You can't get a guy like me with a line like this
Well look I'll treat you good
My man treats me better
I talk sweet on the phone
My man writes love letters
I'll tell you that I want you, and tell you that I care
My man says the same except he's sincere
Well I'm clean cut and dapper, that's what I'm about
My man buys me things and he takes me out
Well you can keep your man, cause I don't go that route
Don't you know yu haffa respeck me
There's a lot of girls out there who won't say no
You're out for mami with your DJ Money
Boom batter my pockets is gettin fatter
I wanna turn you on and excite you
Let me know the spot on your body and I bite you
So when your man don't treat you like he used to
I kick in like a turbo booster
You want lovin you don't have to ask when
Your man's a headache, I'll be your aspirin
All confusion, you know I'll solve em
I got a man
You got a what?
How long you had that problem?
What's your man got to do with me?
I got a man
I'm not tryin to hear that see
I got a man
What's your man got to do with me?
I got a man
I'm not tryin to hear that
I got a man
Aiyyo baby put the dial numbers or your address
I got a man
I told ya I treat you right
I got a man
Aww c'mon now ain't no future in frontin
I'm not havin it
C'mon Miss, oh we back on that again
Uhh, I'm not tryin to hear that see
I got a man
But your man ain't me
Uhh, uhh, I got a man
You got a WHAT?
Uhh, uhh, uhh, I got a man
You got a WHAT?

Wanted: A real woman. She must earn a minimum of $100,000.00 per year, have at least $250,000 in investments and drive a Hummer. Must be extremely good looking, respect me, obey me, be without children and worship me unconditionally.

PS. Must not know that marriage is a word.

I love kids have everything you want but.... I not good looking, + If your not skin and bones with small boobs and shaved body We wouldnt work out. :1orglaugh

I guess I didn't realize how long that song was.

Wanted: A Woman

She must be open to all sexual advances. She must enjoy sucking cock and swallowing cum. She must wear sexy lingerie at all times while in the home. She must get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!

you'll have a hard time getting a man with your bull-dyke man hater attitude. havnt you gotten any good dick lately?
i see why you cant find a man if those are your floppy ass tits in your sig!

"Damn your black heart Barbara Streisand."

Ever been to West Hollywood, CA? Men will be men.

Yummy yummy!

:1orglaugh

ROFL!

I'm 23 btw.

http://www.neatspot.net/blueroom/ima...ueroom0028.JPG

I wasn't trying to bash men it's just that sometimes their so hard to live with. I know men and women both have their diffrences :)
I love men...well my man anyways lol

Hmm, I only have 6 out of 10...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

you just need a good facial to cheer you up!

When you find her, ask her if she's got a sister. I'd be proud to call you "brother-in-law" :D

Tree I guess you didn't click on my sig to read it eh? I didn't think so. Anyways yeah my tits aren't the nicest looking,I understand that. I'm one of those women who decided to keep her kids and raise them. So I decided to breastfeed them. I have three kids and I breastfeed them each for a year. Breastfeeding kids is the best thing for them. After three long years of it my tits look the way they do. Try having three little mouths sucking on your tits all day and night.

So if you want to be an asshole and try and lower my self esteem to make yourself better then be my guest.

I have a man thank you (read) whom I've been with for 5 yrs. I love him with every inch of my being. My post was just me venting about normal everyday shit ppl deal with. I pitty the girl who will live with you for the rest of her life.

Tell me did your mom ever teach you ,if you have nothing nice to say don't say it at all? Or did you learn to be a dick from your father?


I take it you don't have kids right? I also take it that you don't have a gf. Maybe one day you'll learn the facts of life.
Thanks for making me feel that much shittier about them my breasts.
:thumbsup

Actually I get all the dickin' I need :thumbsup
Thanks for caring so much. It's nice to know my pussy has such good friends :winkwink:

CLASSIC PETEY lololololol What's left of ROBO COP

holy shit its snow!

What the FUCK are you talking about? It's September!

How would we know, that this money we send would actually be going for breast augmentation surgery, and not say pizza hut on friday night, or the rent for November, or new batteries for the dildo?

best of luck btw*

You want it? I got it...

***I'm in search for a real man
/// Im the real deal 100% carbon bonded

***He's got to have a job
/// Im a professional pornographer

***Must be respectful
/// Hell ya im respectful bitch

***HONEST
/// I make up the letteres H O T in the word HONEST

***smart
/// Full time college student

***and good looking
/// Im so fresh and so clean

***have nice
/// I have lots of nice

***a nice smile.
/// I wore braces for a year!

***He must love kids
/// If i find you special, ill find your kids special...

***Have a car
/// Why drive, when we can ride the back of the bus?

***love me unconditionally
/// I'll love you unconditionally, but only with a few conditions...

I like beer

So I take it the last guy you were with was an unemployed undereducated scruffy-looking lier that had no time for your kids. That about right?

Then luv, it isn't "men" that are so irritating, it's <i>YOUR</i> men that are so irritating. So here you are asking for a doormat. Good luck with that.



And don't let anyone rate your tits down.... they're nice. And hey, a firmer set of tits is but a 1/2-day procedure away. Maybe the real man you seek will pay for them? I know i'd consider it, if..... my woman was really really extra good to me.

:)

Okay I think I should clear some things up.

Kelly (machineg) and I were kidding around with each other,and I
made a joke about something I don't even remember lol. Anyways I made a joke and I told him that I would post something about "MAN WANTED" and he didn't think I'd do it...I had to prove him wrong..cause thats just the way I am lol


I didn't mean that he was a bad bf or anything along those lines.
We've known each other since we were 16yrs old. Been together 5 yrs and we have three beautiful little brats.

I love him so much it's not even funny. He's a perfect daddy,he treats me like a his little princess,he's got a car,he has a full time job,he loves our kids and he loves me . Yes we have our diffrences but what couple doesn't? The bottom line here is that we love each other .

So I apologize if I started anything. Tree I just have one thing to say...:thefinger

CDsmith thanks for not joining in with everybody else.
I know it's only a 1 hour surgery but it's alot more time to save up.Thats why I asked Kelly to make a site like I have in my sig. I know I'll get them fixed one day ,and when that day comes I'll be as happy as a pig in shit lol

And Rip I'm not the type of girl to set up a website for my tits. Think about it,I put a pic of my ugly breasts on the net and have it in my sig.Do you really think I want to embarrass myself for pizza hut? lol
No. You know what guys if you ever met me in person,you'd find out what a sweet gurl I am.I'm not out to hurt or beg for money.
Yeah sure if you want to help me out I really appreaciate it.But I'm not going to go after you or anybody for it. And I guess if you want to help me out you'll have to trust that I'm using it for my surgery.And yes I'll post after pics lol

Thats all I wanted to say
Thanks for listening.


p.s have a look at this pic and tell me their no love there :)
p.ps please don't pick it apart guys,I just wanted to set things straight.

love

That's an intelligent spam.

very weird

Im heartbroken! Why bring my hopes up, just to crush them a few posts later on? I thought "we" had a chance. The suffering from my overwhelming sorrow, & grief will be too much to bare.

WANTED:
Good woman. Able to clean, cook, sew, dig worms and
clean fish. Must have boat and motor.

Send picture of boat and motor.

Decent men are all statues. There's no living ones left. To paraphrase a comedian I once heard here's the reasoning.

"Back in the day when Medusa roamed the earth, men were turned to stone by gazing into her eyes. So all the nice guys who looked at her in the face became statues while all the jerks who just stared at her boobs got away risk free."

I love it! :1orglaugh

rofl RIP :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

mandrake :smokin

Well damn I missed all that! :1orglaugh

And was the last letter submitted after the ass beating?

:ak47:

Hey! What's wrong with scruffy lookin'?

hell yea

Whoever submitted my site to cruel.com ,thanks you :)

It converts like a motherfucker :thumbsup

Am I good enough?!?!?!

I'm a webmaster -- heheheheheheh


Here's my pic --



http://www.chezchris.ca/pics/chris/chris_on_bed.jpg

Damn. If Pink's tits are floppy, then I must have kneebangers.

The tits look good from this angle...

Pink, don't let this *perfect tit* business get to you.
Those breasts bonded you with your children and fed them the best milk possible. They flop? Big tickle. The important thing is that your kids are healthy and so are you.

If you are really conscious about them, then by all means, get the work done. Personally, you are who you are, perky fake knockers or naturals, they won't change who you are.

:2 cents:

Well thanks for being so nice :) Yeah you're right I gave them the best. Does it make sense that a mother feeds her kids and then ends up with nasty tits? No...you'd think if you did something so good that you might be rewarded lol. Not the case sometimes eh
:(

Have you ever had something about you that you hated? And you knew there was a way to fix it? Well thats my dilema.
You're right implants won't make me a diffrent girl but it will make this girl alot happier with herself.

Let me rant for a bit lol ( I need to get this off my chest)...no pun intended

Do you know what it's like to go to the beach and see all the girls with the nice breasts? People like to look at something beautiful...not flawed. They see me and think "wow lol nice tits" (jokingly). I'm 23 and I have no tits!
I want to fill out my bra! When I go shopping for clothes,they never fit me. I'm too small (body) everything is made for ppl with hips and big boobs.

I just want to look in the mirror and like my boobs thats all. I apologize for having my site in my sig. I didn't put it there to beg ppl for money, I had it there so if anyone wanted to donate they could. Some of you guys really need to stop bashing ppl.
This worlds messed up enough without your comments.
Before you post or speak think of the affect you're going to have on the person you're saying it to.

And thanks again Trixxxia for being nice and understanding :)

I want a girl "non-smoker non-ugly"

pink_in_the_brain: so pathetic... you make my cry...bad girl

You can't have me.