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Word2348 05-14-2008 01:27 PM

Britain Opens Up Secret UFO Files
 
Their "Report of Unusual Aerial Phenomenon" is one of more than 1,000 pages of formerly secret UFO documents released Wednesday by Britain's National Archives.

"Everyone became aware that the object was unidentified," the report on the incident said. "SATCO [codename for a controller with 14 years' experience] reports that the object came in 'at speed,' made a touch and go on runway 27, then departed at 'terrific speed' in a 'near vertical' climb."

The incident is one of the more credible in the newly public files because it was reported by air traffic controllers, said David Clarke, a UFO expert who has worked with the National Archives on the document release.

ADL Colin 05-14-2008 01:38 PM

was that the most interesting file?

Word2348 05-14-2008 01:43 PM

No, there are tons.

http://ufos.nationalarchives.gov.uk/

Miss Munki 05-14-2008 01:55 PM

Wow, that's interesting...

BuggyG 05-14-2008 01:58 PM

intresting as it may be
if it's not on CNN like the girl and her prom dress
then it's not news

sorry to burst alot of peoples bubbles

the Shemp 05-14-2008 02:00 PM

the truth is out there ....

Word2348 05-14-2008 02:26 PM

That's the second time in 3 years now two different governemnts have released Classified UFO documents, Unclassified. The Mexican Government 2 years ago released videos taken from Mexican military aircrafts of 11 UFO's in the skies surrounding mexico and now Britain.

Its just a matter of time

CherryLipsRosa 05-14-2008 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuggyG (Post 14189700)
intresting as it may be
if it's not on CNN like the girl and her prom dress
then it's not news

sorry to burst alot of peoples bubbles

hahaha good one

Rochard 05-14-2008 02:41 PM

They are out there. And they are coming for us.

Word2348 05-14-2008 05:37 PM

Bump Bump

Spunky 05-14-2008 07:13 PM

The mothership is coming soon

Phoenix 05-14-2008 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 14191306)
The mothership is coming soon

2012....;)

Porno Dan 05-14-2008 07:38 PM

I believe!

dav3 05-14-2008 07:44 PM

Looks like some cool things could be in the near future for humankind. The vatican now thinks intelligent alien life is possible.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7399661.stm

Jai 05-14-2008 08:04 PM

i wonder what the muslims will do when they realize that allah doesnt exist and ALIENS with big heads are their prophet....a lot of ppl gonna go nuts

dav3 05-14-2008 08:08 PM

Deflector shields "ON"!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 05-14-2008 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Word2348 (Post 14189852)
That's the second time in 3 years now two different governemnts have released Classified UFO documents, Unclassified. The Mexican Government 2 years ago released videos taken from Mexican military aircrafts of 11 UFO's in the skies surrounding mexico and now Britain.

Its just a matter of time

The mexican release was an interesting one, just in the context the released it. They pretty much threw it out there and said "Ok, we've had it, we have no fucking clue clue what this is? Do any of you other governments know? Please quit hiding shit and tell us whats going on" and that was about it.

Word2348 05-14-2008 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 14191773)
The mexican release was an interesting one, just in the context the released it. They pretty much threw it out there and said "Ok, we've had it, we have no fucking clue clue what this is? Do any of you other governments know? Please quit hiding shit and tell us whats going on" and that was about it.


hear hear! :thumbsup

dav3 05-15-2008 02:39 AM

Just imagine, what if the USAF really didn't 'own the air'?

viencarl 05-15-2008 02:47 AM

ok come here alien and i'l fuck you all:):):)

Ashley023 05-15-2008 02:51 AM

....the comes Chuck Norris, and asves the world.
BTW interesting news :)

fallenmuffin 05-15-2008 03:01 AM

I've come to chew bubble gum and kick some ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum!

Don't know why the government would even bother hiding any of this info anymore. We're a society to instant information, exposed to all. They could come on right now and say "It's true, 1958, we had a UFO land here and 2 aliens survived to be studied and live among us" and nothing in my _immediate_ life would change.

Just tell us the truth.. I promise not to tell the Christians.

Paul Markham 05-15-2008 03:07 AM

What has always confused me is these superior beings fly half way across the universe to talk to some pig farmer in Ohio or hijack some bozo for sexual experiments. People travel great distances for a reason. pig farmers and sex with bozos don't constitute a reason for me.

As for fly byes, that's even weirder. Travel 50 light years to buzz a plane that struggles to get to Mach 5. :Oh crap

dav3 05-15-2008 03:18 AM

The best way for distant intelligent life to explore our planet would be probes and other 'unmanned' craft. Kinda like what NASA does.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 05-15-2008 03:25 AM

I suspect that unexplained UFOs have a much more worldly explanation than the alien conspiracy allows for. Top secret test aircraft, weapons systems, whatever. These are more realistic explanations than, extraterrestrial life visiting us. Do you think any government would step up and say "Oh sorry Mexico, we were tailing your fighter jets with a highly experimental radio controlled weapons delivery system that can travel at 50x the speed of sound, silently and unnoticeable to your radar" I doubt it...

Stephen McTowelie 05-15-2008 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 14192357)
I suspect that unexplained UFOs have a much more worldly explanation than the alien conspiracy allows for. Top secret test aircraft, weapons systems, whatever. These are more realistic explanations than, extraterrestrial life visiting us. Do you think any government would step up and say "Oh sorry Mexico, we were tailing your fighter jets with a highly experimental radio controlled weapons delivery system that can travel at 50x the speed of sound, silently and unnoticeable to your radar" I doubt it...

True that alot of the so called UFO sightings which people think are alien craft are much more likely to be terrestrial like US secret aircraft (can you say Aurora ?) however there still enough unexplained cases especially ones that involve the military !
still a bit strange that all this information has been released so close together and the Vatican's very strange announcement about it being ok to believe in Aliens :Oh crap
I am pretty sure it doesn't say anything about aliens being created in the bible but hey I ain't a Christian are they trying to prepare the world for the truth ?

Is this a niche ?
http://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcont...ien_sex_09.jpg

CurrentlySober 05-15-2008 03:52 AM

Beam us up!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 05-15-2008 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen McTowelie (Post 14192400)
Is this a niche ?

yes. 8char

jscott 05-15-2008 04:02 AM

If we ever really do interact with alien species, I just hope that if there is any females that they are super hot, or can transform into anything in our fantasy :)

directfiesta 05-15-2008 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jai (Post 14191441)
i wonder what the muslims will do when they realize that allah doesnt exist and ALIENS with big heads are their prophet....a lot of ppl gonna go nuts

they will join the christians in denial ...

nico-t 05-15-2008 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jai (Post 14191441)
i wonder what the muslims will do when they realize that allah doesnt exist and ALIENS with big heads are their prophet....a lot of ppl gonna go nuts

they are gonna burn flags of the moon

bobby666 05-15-2008 05:36 AM

any stories about porn ufos?

TheLegacy 05-15-2008 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuggyG (Post 14189700)
intresting as it may be
if it's not on CNN like the girl and her prom dress
then it's not news

sorry to burst alot of peoples bubbles

It was just released on CNN - so - looks like it is true

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/wor....encounter.cnn

alby_persignup 05-15-2008 06:42 AM

kinda interesting!

vod 05-15-2008 07:07 AM

i will be in my personal sub - at the bottom of the ocean.. :1orglaugh

http://www.star.le.ac.uk/edu/Root_folder/et.jpg

:helpme

Chris 05-15-2008 07:09 AM

tin foil hates 4 sale.

Quagmire 05-15-2008 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jscott (Post 14192434)
If we ever really do interact with alien species, I just hope that if there is any females that they are super hot, or can transform into anything in our fantasy :)

I take it you're not having much luck with the local girls? :winkwink:

xavierx 05-15-2008 09:23 AM

I want to believe!!!

http://data1.blog.de/blog/k/kalpeaka...%20believe.jpg

dav3 05-15-2008 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris (Post 14193064)
tin foil hates 4 sale.

Do you have any in XXXXXXXXL for our grey brothers?

Tom_PM 05-15-2008 09:42 AM

A lot of people get caught up in the "why would they come so so so far just to talk to a farmer", but that presumes it's "hard" to travel far.

Silly humans and your preconceived notions.

nico-t 05-15-2008 09:54 AM

im a reptilian

Phoenix 05-15-2008 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 14193720)
A lot of people get caught up in the "why would they come so so so far just to talk to a farmer", but that presumes it's "hard" to travel far.

Silly humans and your preconceived notions.

we have a winner here:)

Tom_PM 05-15-2008 11:26 AM

I won! I won!

Can you imagine though if one day a reporter was on the news live with a alien saying "hi"? The world would be holding it's breath while nutcases broke out all of their finest nuts. Tennis shoes, shower caps, and special kool aid.

Probably best kept a secret, lol.

sniperwolf 05-15-2008 12:17 PM

They're coming. Perhaps doing a due diligence on our planet! What'ya think? :pimp

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 05-15-2008 12:39 PM

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.c...uctee-snow.jpg

We're all going to get anally probed!!! :helpme

ADG

Word2348 05-15-2008 12:47 PM

Most of us are familar with UFO's (Unidenitified Flying Objects), i'm sure most people haven't really heard of a USO (Unidentified SUBMERGED Objects), I've watched video and read what was classified, but now Unclassified documents of high-ranking navy officials, who have gone on record to say they have seen on radar these incredbily fast moving objects piercing through deep parts of the ocean at incredible speeds, saying "nothing man made could of gone that fast"

"Ranging is size and shape the most common USO sightings are of disk shapped or cylindrical shapped objects. Traveling at speeds far exceeding any earth based underwater craft these objects typically travel anywhere between 150 and 500 knots when submerged. "

Interesting, I find it, I know everything is fasincated with the UFO phenomena, a USO is just a UFO that submerges into water.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 05-15-2008 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Word2348 (Post 14194588)
Most of us are familar with UFO's (Unidenitified Flying Objects), i'm sure most people haven't really heard of a USO (Unidentified SUBMERGED Objects), I've watched video and read what was classified, but now Unclassified documents of high-ranking navy officials, who have gone on record to say they have seen on radar these incredbily fast moving objects piercing through deep parts of the ocean at incredible speeds, saying "nothing man made could of gone that fast"

"Ranging is size and shape the most common USO sightings are of disk shapped or cylindrical shapped objects. Traveling at speeds far exceeding any earth based underwater craft these objects typically travel anywhere between 150 and 500 knots when submerged. "

Interesting, I find it, I know everything is fasincated with the UFO phenomena, a USO is just a UFO that submerges into water.

Probably has something to do with the fact that most of us aren't sitting in the middle of the pacific on a navy vessel most of the time...

Word2348 05-15-2008 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 14194798)
Probably has something to do with the fact that most of us aren't sitting in the middle of the pacific on a navy vessel most of the time...


yep excatly

Word2348 05-16-2008 12:24 AM

Thank you for the insightful post I smoke Schwag


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