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Redmanthatcould 11-07-2008 05:19 PM

Need a good lawyer (pic)
 
http://www.behindthehype.com/lawyerqi5.jpg

Voodoo 11-07-2008 05:21 PM

JEFFFFFF! Whaddup buddy! Your lawyer looks shady.

Redmanthatcould 11-07-2008 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 15021464)
JEFFFFFF! Whaddup buddy! Your lawyer looks shady.

you think that mercedes pays for itself?

WRONG

you gotta win BIG like only p'ta mon con

seeandsee 11-07-2008 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 15021457)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Fresh 11-07-2008 05:26 PM

P'Ta Mon is an outstanding attorney. I hadnt done anything and he got me 2 years :thumbsup

woj 11-07-2008 05:27 PM

:1orglaugh

Voodoo 11-07-2008 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 15021482)
you think that mercedes pays for itself?

WRONG

you gotta win BIG like only p'ta mon con

http://www.777online-casinos.com/jue...esJackpots.jpg

CosmicTang 11-07-2008 05:31 PM

I wonder how long he had to drive around looking for a mercedes in a great spot to stand in front of.

HomerSimpson 11-07-2008 05:50 PM

ahhh finally a lawyer with a style of black pimp...

Ace_luffy 11-07-2008 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 15021457)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Zuzana Designs 11-07-2008 08:22 PM

LOLZ.. look at his belt ... Big Pimpin !!

dav3 11-07-2008 08:26 PM

Lawyer voodoo is the surest route!

SilentKnight 11-07-2008 08:29 PM

Must take him a half dozen attempts to get that bling past the court metal detectors.

NickB. 11-07-2008 09:39 PM

roflol :) thats just horrible

AaliyahLove 11-07-2008 10:07 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
He looks like the right man 4 the job.. what the job is, I don't know..

tony286 11-07-2008 10:16 PM

yep he is the guy lol

GregE 11-08-2008 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CosmicTang (Post 15021517)
I wonder how long he had to drive around looking for a mercedes in a great spot to stand in front of.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

bloggerz 11-08-2008 02:34 AM

he wont be getting my call lol

Bojangles 11-08-2008 02:39 AM

hahahahha

RedShoe 11-08-2008 02:41 AM

Jeff!!

Double X FUCKING L when am I getting my shirt?

Scott McD 11-08-2008 05:25 AM

Too funny... :1orglaugh

VeriSexy 11-08-2008 05:46 AM

lol... that made my day

Kudles 11-08-2008 12:36 PM

Holy crap thats funny

The Duck 11-08-2008 01:21 PM

I would hire him.

pornguy 11-08-2008 02:14 PM

Sadly he most likely makes an ass load of money..

Saw a guy in court like that one day and Spoke that way to a judge. Mon this and Mon that, and the judge told him he, and his client had 3 weeks to learn to speak english, and tossed him out of the court.

HorseShit 11-08-2008 02:24 PM

http://lawrencewalters.com/images/NewHeadShotLowRes.jpg

Hank_Heartland 11-08-2008 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 15021457)

Jeff baby,

How many cases has he won for you:error:error:error

fatfoo 11-08-2008 02:52 PM

lol.....................

eroticsexxx 11-09-2008 12:50 AM

The question at hand isn't how he looks, but how he thinks and what connections he has in judicial circles.

You never know, he could be a genius under those locks...simply waiting for some naive prosecutor to underestimate his abilities.

Then, WHAP!

A big case gets dropped and his client walks because they thought he was a mere dumb dread from Jamaica.

dynastoned 11-09-2008 03:17 AM

he obviously knows how to market the right crowd.

Greg MissionD 11-09-2008 03:23 AM

No Evidence, No Conviction!

Ycaza 11-09-2008 06:23 PM

Funny thing is, that that ad appeals to lots of people that need his sort of help

Phil 11-09-2008 06:55 PM

Jamaica man. I would hire him.

WinstonTriplexcash 11-09-2008 07:07 PM

Funny shit!

aico 11-09-2008 07:11 PM

It's actually a pretty good ad. People who need that sort of service will relate to him much better than some clean cut looking lawyer.

Still funny as hell though

JenniDahling 11-09-2008 07:12 PM

I think this is his other ride
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/f...bikemarley.jpg

Ace_luffy 11-09-2008 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling (Post 15029229)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

customize bike!

germ 11-09-2008 09:43 PM

Haha...what the fuck.

Abbie 11-09-2008 10:40 PM

I've seen this guy in the news. He fancies himself a rapper, a lawyer, a real estate agent, and more.

Redmanthatcould 11-10-2008 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg MissionD (Post 15026310)
No Evidence, No Conviction!

That's still the funniest part to me...like he's the guy to see if you want evidence tampered with

Meeper 11-10-2008 06:11 PM

ROFL!! hahaha thats amazing. HIRED

Peter Romero 11-10-2008 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 15021457)

Lemme guess... In Miami right?

camgirlshide 11-10-2008 07:13 PM

I had to google for this guy and found this:
http://www.abovethelaw.com/2007/08/l...r_pta_mo_1.php

gandalfuy 11-10-2008 07:15 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Spunky 11-10-2008 07:47 PM

Does he have gold teefs?

Rick Diculous 11-10-2008 08:44 PM

Should have spelled it LAWYA!!!

jakethedog 11-10-2008 09:22 PM

http://www.ptamon.com/

DaddyHalbucks 11-10-2008 09:30 PM

Generally, the bar frowns on ads like that. Sometimes, they will tell lawyers to remove/ change their ads.

picaso 11-10-2008 10:38 PM

lol :1orglaugh

StaceyJo 11-10-2008 10:48 PM

lol, a good lawyer on his on way.


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