Best Blonde Joke Ever
 

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,

'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

He takes her hand, sighs and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then...



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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'

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Good one mate :thumbsup

funny!!! ;)

lol good one

I agree that IS the best ever. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

i'm so glad i dyed my hair back to brown

funny :)

hahaha good one :)

hahahaha good one

Very nice! Thanks for the laugh

wahahaha, I love blonde jokes! Got anymore??? :winkwink:

omg, i laughed so fn hard!

ahh great joke :)

Hahahaha. Nice!

an oldie but a goodie :thumbsup
always makes me chuckle :1orglaugh

That's a great one!!! LOL!

hahaha they say its based on a real life story

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it would be better if you'll be a brunette. :thumbsup

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