Sick jokes
 

Those on the edge jokes can be hilarious to some and utterly offensive to others. Let's do this.

What does Stevie Wonder?s wife
do when they?ve had a fight?
She rearranges the furniture.

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd
have in common?
Their last big hit was The Wall.

Why do Jews have big noses?
Air is free.


What?s the difference between Jesus and
a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a picture.

A man walks into a sex shop and tells the
woman behind the counter he?s looking for a
blow-up doll. The woman asks, ?Would you like
a Christian or a Muslim doll??. Confused, the
man says, ?What?s the difference??.
?Well,? replies the woman, ?the Muslim one
blows itself up.?

A woman has just given birth in the hospital.
When she wakes up from a long sleep the
doctor approaches her.
?I have some good news and some bad news...?
?What do you mean?!?
?I?m afraid your baby has ginger hair.?
?That?s the bad news?! What?s the good news??
?He?s dead.?

What do you call a white guy dancing?
A seizure.

And a special one to end the post..

Two gfy post whores race off the edge of a cliff.
Who wins?
Society.

There was a young girl who lived up in the hills of Tennessee. She was about to turn sixteen, and couldn't wait to get her driver's liscense.

She had been subjected to much ribbing from her older brother, telling her that she was too dumb to get her liscense.

When the big day came around, she passed the test with flying colors.

She rushed home and asked her father if she could use the car that night so she and her friend could go in to town where all the cool kids were at.

The father said, "Sure honey, but you'll have to give me a blow-job first."

Wanting to go to town real bad, she agreed.

As she went down on her father, she suddenly jumped up an said "Dad your dick tastes like shit"

Oh yea, her father replied, "I forgot, your brother's got the car tonight."

Insert racial stereotype joke here :glugglug

What do you call 6 porn chicks in a room if 3 of them are on their period & 3 of them have a yeast infection?



A whine & cheese party!

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."

:Oh crap

Why did Hitler
commit
suicide?
He saw the gas bill.

How did the constipated mathematician
relieve himself?
He worked it out with a pencil.

What?s the
difference
between a woman
and a computer?
You only have to
punch the
information into a
computer once.

How do you scare a man?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

How many homosexuals does it take to put
in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes an entire Emergency Room to
get it out.

How do you get a Granny to shout ?Cunt!??
Get another one to shout ?Bingo?.

ohhhh some good ones :) lol

some good ones :1orglaugh

lmao.. good 1 :) :thumbsup

A man donates blood to his wife after she is hurt in a crash.
A few months later they go through a nasty divorce and he demands his blood back.
She throws a used tampax in his face and says "There you go you fucker!......I'll pay you monthly"

pwahahaha funny bastards nice ones ;)

How do you brainwash a porn star?


Enema!

Hahahahaha. Awesome jokes.

:Oh crap

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Lol,some of those were pretty good

There is more..

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for
Christmas?
Cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.

What animal has a cunt in the middle
of its back?
A police horse.

‘I want to die in my sleep like my Grandad. Not
kicking and screaming like his passengers.’

‘Did you hear about the gynaecologist who
decorated his house through the letter box?’

‘In today’s news, police in Alabama found the
body of black man hanging from a tree. His
arms and legs had been cut off, he’d been set
on fire and shot seven times. The Sheriff said it
was the worst suicide he’d ever seen.’

A baby seal walks into a club...

What’s the
difference
between a cow
and a hamster?
The cow survived
branding.

Some gfy poetry.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick Jill’s fanny
All he got was a mouthful of cum
‘Cos Jill’s a fucking tranny

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
‘If my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it’

There was a young chap called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said, ‘I admit
She does smell a bit
But look at the money I save’

What’s a shitzu?
A zoo with no animals.

I did not get these, please explain


Did you hear about the gynaecologist who
decorated his house through the letter box?’


What’s the
difference
between a cow
and a hamster?
The cow survived
branding.

Lol good ones :drinkup

What do you call the hair between your Grandmother's tits?



Her pussy!

so wrong and so funny

Gynecologist is used to working through small orifices.

Second, I would like to illustrate why the hamster did not survive the branding.

http://www.americancowboy.com/jj08/R...nding_calf.jpg