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Phil 11-21-2008 11:35 PM

CSI Miami guy (Horatio / David Caruso) needs to go...
 
worst actor of all times.. I like the show, but his same old personality needs to die.. Terrible acting..

After Shock Media 11-21-2008 11:40 PM

His sunglasses pull and painful one liners are near legendary. I think they may have surpassed Star Trek Next Generations officer Troy's empathy ability in pointing out the fucking obvious.

JaneB 11-21-2008 11:45 PM

Scary, I actually agree with Camokat on something. Caruso is a horrible actor.

Phil 11-21-2008 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 15089615)
His sunglasses pull and painful one liners are near legendary. I think they may have surpassed Star Trek Next Generations officer Troy's empathy ability in pointing out the fucking obvious.

My wife and I have different level of Horatio being “pissed off” based on his sunglasses.
Do you remember one episode when he had someone step on them. He was mega pissed.
Glasses off, looking down… “you going down for it…” line…

WiredGuy 11-21-2008 11:49 PM

His 1 liners are cheezy but I can't imagine the show without him.
WG

bausch 11-21-2008 11:49 PM

I don't get why CSI is so popular, its always high on Nielsens ratings, like the #1 show. So I tried to record it and watched 10 min of it before I fell asleep. It may be cool how they can figure out crimes through forensics and such but I found it so boring... What do I care how they solved the crime through whatever new technology? What do I care who killed who? I just don't get why people like this show.

Phil 11-22-2008 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch (Post 15089641)
I don't get why CSI is so popular, its always high on Nielsens ratings, like the #1 show. So I tried to record it and watched 10 min of it before I fell asleep. It may be cool how they can figure out crimes through forensics and such but I found it so boring... What do I care how they solved the crime through whatever new technology? What do I care who killed who? I just don't get why people like this show.

its all part of Law and Order / SVU / Cold Case leftover case to me..

Bama 11-22-2008 12:43 AM

As bad as he is, it was the medical examiner that got to me. She overacted waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much.

That, and Caruso always standing sideways :)

BOSS1 11-22-2008 01:10 AM

you guys remmber him from "king of new york" he was even more enoying then

PSSuperstars 11-22-2008 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch (Post 15089641)
I don't get why CSI is so popular, its always high on Nielsens ratings, like the #1 show. So I tried to record it and watched 10 min of it before I fell asleep. It may be cool how they can figure out crimes through forensics and such but I found it so boring... What do I care how they solved the crime through whatever new technology? What do I care who killed who? I just don't get why people like this show.

Honestly,
do you like to do anything that the rest of the human species does?
lol
I picture you as one of those chicks who just always has to be different because she thinks it makes her xoxhardcorexox cool and special.

BusterBunny 11-22-2008 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 15089696)
its all part of Law and Order / SVU / Cold Case leftover case to me..

fuck all those shows and all these new ones they destroyed usa and tnt networks those channels used to rule:disgust

bausch 11-22-2008 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PSSuperstars (Post 15089814)
Honestly,
do you like to do anything that the rest of the human species does?
lol

I like "Dirty Sexy Money" from ABC and I like "Gossip Girl".
and btw, I'm not a female. FYI I'm a guy.

kmanrox 11-22-2008 01:35 AM

me and wifey rag on him all the time.. but we watch every episode.. he's the comic relief..

PSSuperstars 11-22-2008 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch (Post 15089820)
I like "Dirty Sexy Money" from ABC and I like "Gossip Girl".
and btw, I'm not a female. FYI I'm a guy.

haha
social anxiety and a fondness for a show called gossip girl?
You just like fueling your psychosis I guess.
Geesh.

Thurbs 11-22-2008 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BOSS1 (Post 15089788)
you guys remmber him from "king of new york" he was even more enoying then

love the movie, hated him as the tough cop

jds 11-22-2008 03:06 AM

I really hoped for 5 seconds the beginning of the new season was true.

I used to prefer Las Vegas, but lately I think New York is getting better and better while LV is falling near to Miami. Still there are some nice entertaining episodes in the 3 shows.

Barefootsies 11-22-2008 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 15089615)
His sunglasses pull and painful one liners are near legendary. I think they may have surpassed Star Trek Next Generations officer Troy's empathy ability in pointing out the fucking obvious.


Manowar 11-22-2008 07:22 AM

im so pissed im going to pull off my sunglasses

candyflip 11-22-2008 09:06 AM

They tout is as the Number 1 show in the world, so they must be doing something right. I bet he's getting paid nicely too, on the front end and the back end. Global syndication does wonders for a bank account.

Tam 11-22-2008 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jds (Post 15090043)
I really hoped for 5 seconds the beginning of the new season was true.

I used to prefer Las Vegas, but lately I think New York is getting better and better while LV is falling near to Miami. Still there are some nice entertaining episodes in the 3 shows.

I am with you on this one. My favorite of the 3 used to be Miami, and I still like it alot... Caruso is cheesy yes, but the show without him, I don't think would be as good.... lol

But New York has come way up lately for me, it's hands down the best one in my opinion. I love all of the characters and actors in the New York one.

Las Vegas ripped it for me when the main characters started leaving the show..... not too into the new ones they got to replace them at all. :Oh crap

After Shock Media 11-22-2008 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny (Post 15089818)
fuck all those shows and all these new ones they destroyed usa and tnt networks those channels used to rule:disgust

Do not tell me you where a Rhonda UP! all night fan.

Thomas N 11-22-2008 09:54 AM

Worst acting ever https://youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

I'm not sure which is worse, his sunglasses move every time, or his ridiculous voiceovers to try and sound cooler.

JJ Gold 11-22-2008 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 15090886)
Do not tell me you where a Rhonda UP! all night fan.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
I used to come home drunk and try to fuck the TV when she was on. Was that the 80s?

tiger 11-22-2008 11:27 AM

He's so bad hes almost worth watching just to see what stupid shit he says next.

My favorite though is all his poses for every scene.

RobertD 11-22-2008 11:29 AM

I'd rather watch old reruns of "Quincy".

BusterBunny 11-22-2008 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 15090886)
Do not tell me you where a Rhonda UP! all night fan.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh i can hear that chicks voice :Oh crap

also wasnt job bob grigs or whatever on one of them too with the scary movies?

quiet 11-22-2008 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SwordFish (Post 15090982)
Worst acting ever https://youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

I'm not sure which is worse, his sunglasses move every time, or his ridiculous voiceovers to try and sound cooler.

holy shit that's funny

tomud 11-22-2008 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 15089640)
His 1 liners are cheezy but I can't imagine the show without him.
WG

me too :pimp

Tomud

Juicy D. Links 11-22-2008 02:18 PM

nobody posted the youtube parodies yet? loll let me go grab em

SimonScans 11-23-2008 02:16 AM

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/CSI/

Firehorse 11-23-2008 03:57 AM

I am watching CSI Miami atm, and even though I find him annoying he fits the show like a glove ..


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