eBusdk Marketing Tip of the Day
 

If you want a banana, I recommend my customers to buy more then one.

But dont buy to many - they will go bad before you have had a chance to eat them

Our marketing analysis show us a trend where we break-even is close to 4,7 bananas, but you can maybe get close to 5, if you keep them out of the sun.

http://www.3leven.com/gfy/banana-roi.gif

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Congrats on the launch! %nr% is next!!!!!

what a jerk

I'm glad we canceled out meeting with you. Simpleminded people like you are like those oprano and DX morons

I was here, sup ebus?

hey, long time no see ;)

ye, havent been to much online this year :Oh crap

damn, looks like you could solve the financial crisis :bowdown

Obama called... but he is black

I thought it was a lesson, on how to buy stocks...:(

stunning tip
but who says i buy bananas to eat them?

lololololol

Don't put all your bananas in one basket. You should diversify your fruit income streams:2 cents:

I suggest buying a stake in Kiwi and Mango as well for a well rounded portfolio

Ebus.. WTF... forget about bananas... you know its all about

MANGO

See - even monkeys approve of our profit-making procedures

Here are some of the quotes from our customers:


- Half of the bananas we ate were usually rotten. Now we only eat fresh bananas - thank you Kris

- My Pee smell so much better now

- I bought a fleshlight from the money i saved after reading your ebook

- Assholes, Give me my fucking money back!!!

you and chupachups need to read my ebook and stop joking about my proven profit making ideas. If you know my book, you would know that it dont cross over to other fruits.

This just show everyone how stupid you are - keep posting.

this thread has redefined my sense of global webmaster economics...:upsidedow

So now I am stupid for joking with you?

It is nothing but sheer madness to invest in just bananas as volatile as the current fruit market is currently. Anyone would listens to you will lose their entire fruit baskets and possibly will endanger their crisper drawers as well.

You're a Madman, sir.

You could give some of the extra bananas to Claire..

i was kidding man :pimp

:1orglaugh

Wonder how many get the spoof. :)

ebus_"thread of the year 2006"_dk

http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=684887

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

you probably think the graph i just drew was real as well - dont you?

yep!

http://www.whatstaboo.com/181669806_l.jpg

It wasn't? :mad:

Well - technically the graph is real in the sense that its there, but what the graph show is only a elaborate and highly intelligent scam I have come up with, to make people sign up for my worthless webmaster newsletter. Later I will spam those guys with hosting offers

Mange takk! Faktum är att jag inte läste threaden - jag räknade med att det fanns god "substans" iallafall :)

yo man...since when did you get back?

Tråden har bytt språk till skandinaviska! Snakke norsk!

I was about to run out and go buy some bananas. Your tip saved me from a lot of pain. Thank you eBusk. I signed up for your mailing list and have forwarded this tip to many associates and suggested they do the same :pimp

:) ok :thumbsup

Yo - never went away, was just focusing im my customers and my health situation, so dident have much time to troll

welcome back Ebus!

Wow, Ebus evolved from jackass to rep whore.


:1orglaugh

I want a banana now... lol

Many women do not eat them.

I can't trust your research without knowing if the bananas are from Ecuador, Brazil or Mexico. In average, I'd say 3.8 bananaroi is a safe amount

old thread is lame but the monkey is
cuteness

Did somebody say bananas? Sign me up.