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GetSCORECash 12-08-2008 11:37 AM

Stripper Emergency In Canada
 

The number of strippers and strip clubs in Toronto is shrinking. Many dancers are blaming the Internet for putting them out of work.

A 23-year-old ex-dancer named Madeline told the Toronto Star newspaper that she used to make $1,000 per night in clubs four years ago but gave it up for a job as a bartender when the number of men that would pay $20 for a lap dance decreased enough to force her to take off her fuck shoes and quit.

?Why would a guy go to a club and pay to sit there if he could get it all for free on his computer at home?? she complained. As many as 10 Toronto strip clubs have closed in the last five years, and the number of licensed burlesque dancers has decreased by more than 50% from 2,834 in 1998 to 1,254 in 2007. At press time, there was no info from the Canadian government about sending in strippers from their reserves to offset these losses.

Posted in the March 2009 SCORE Magazine, available at your local newsstand on December 30, 2008

Martin 12-08-2008 11:40 AM

Damn tube sites.

moeloubani 12-08-2008 11:41 AM

i guess webcam sites are to strippers what tube sites are to pay sites

XX_RydeR 12-08-2008 11:42 AM

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At press time, there was no info from the Canadian government about sending in strippers from their reserves to offset these losses.
Thats damn funny :1orglaugh

JimmiDean 12-08-2008 11:48 AM

Guess they could stop charging 12 bucks a beer plus tip and ten to get through the door ?

Scott McD 12-08-2008 11:51 AM

Nice tits on that chick !!!! :thumbsup


Strip clubs will never die though... :pimp

GetSCORECash 12-08-2008 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by XX_RydeR (Post 15162741)
Thats damn funny :1orglaugh

I'm glad you enjoyed! A fun post, with some serious implications for the strippers.

the Shemp 12-08-2008 11:54 AM

they need a bailout ....

D Ghost 12-08-2008 11:54 AM

hahahahahahahah

czarina 12-08-2008 11:54 AM

import them from Russia!

magicmike 12-08-2008 12:39 PM

Maybe because people are all going to clubs in mississauga and brampton that have higher milage dances.

O MARINA 12-08-2008 12:41 PM

ok then I blame George Bush

SilentKnight 12-08-2008 12:49 PM

No fear - the coalition will bail'em out.

Judging by that douche Layton is married to - he'll toss a blank check to strippers shortly.

andy83 12-08-2008 12:51 PM

hehe. internet strippers killed the real life strippers.

HorseShit 12-08-2008 12:54 PM

strip clubs are way better than porn sites any day

bronco67 12-08-2008 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by jdavis (Post 15163086)
strip clubs are way better than porn sites any day

My computer monitor never did a booty smashdown on my rod, so I'd say stripclubs have the edge.

Tickler 12-08-2008 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by magicmike (Post 15163016)
Maybe because people are all going to clubs in mississauga and brampton that have higher milage dances.

I used to live in that neighborhood, and have to agree! At least 4 of them within crawling distance from my house.

A dancer did give me a hazzle for wearing a porn tshirt in a club one time, and said basically the same thing as the article.

GT-Omar 12-08-2008 03:01 PM


They're all just heading south for the winter :winkwink:

gideongallery 12-08-2008 03:18 PM

it great time to be a pimp , or a legal escort agency owner, a lot of former strippers are going to windsor to become licienced escorts.
or joining escorting agencies instead becuase the stripper income is not paying the bills anymore

Sly 12-08-2008 03:20 PM

I don't see how free porn on the computer can be compared to a lap dance.

Do men want less sex because they can jerk off?

farkedup 12-08-2008 03:23 PM

I always wait for the 2 for 1 specials to get my lap dances ;) either 1 girl for 2 songs or 2 girls for 1 song.... thats the ONLY time they get me for $20 ;)

OnSpec 12-08-2008 03:25 PM

Not the Landing Strip..... Tell me it ain't so. :love2suck

Bake 12-08-2008 03:52 PM

I feel I need to keep abreast of this problem

tiger 12-08-2008 03:59 PM

Strippers should get a bailout.

Spunky 12-08-2008 04:51 PM

Save our titties and beer!

mikeyddddd 12-08-2008 05:03 PM


donkevlar 12-08-2008 06:06 PM

Maybe it's the fact that most strip clubs are scary gang-run shit holes that no one in their right mind would frequent?

SilentKnight 12-08-2008 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 15164813)
Maybe it's the fact that most strip clubs are scary gang-run shit holes that no one in their right mind would frequent?

What you call scary...I called my second home for much of the 80s. :1orglaugh

Anybody remember the Latin Quarter on Don Mills Rd? Damn...they had some fine Quebec asses in that joint back in the day.

TTiger 12-08-2008 06:58 PM

Funny stuff :)

spacedog 12-08-2008 07:08 PM

stripclubs are so 90s

fris 12-08-2008 07:49 PM

url to article?

pornask 12-08-2008 08:06 PM

Not in Alberta. Edmonton's Showgirls I do photography for are doing better than ever. But then again, who gives a fuck about Ontario...

PornstarXS 12-08-2008 10:55 PM

lol@ shemp - yup stripper bailout, i'm from Toronto. Canada was once mighty with our commidities: crude oil, lumber and strippers. with the recession the Canadian dollar drops because oil is cheaper, no one is building homes and when you're tight on cash a stripper is the last thing on your mind.

The worse thing that happened was when they got rid of the 1 and 2 dollar bills up here. so unless they'll dance for loonies and toonies and carry a change purse that may fix their problem. Not sure if any stripper is worth a $5 bill, maybe if they came with a hot sandwich and a bag of chips.

ExLust 12-08-2008 11:04 PM

This means everybody experience the crisis.

GetSCORECash 12-10-2008 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by PornstarXS (Post 15165561)
Not sure if any stripper is worth a $5 bill, maybe if they came with a hot sandwich and a bag of chips.

:1orglaugh

That is simply so wrong. lol

novanuke 12-10-2008 04:57 PM

damn crisis, my signup ratio is just getting worst. My average ratio was 1:300. Now is more 1:1300 with same traffic.


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