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GTS Mark 01-07-2009 08:24 AM

Dude Breaks Into Adult Toy Store To Steal Blow Up Dolls And Have Sex With Them
 
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A man has smashed his way into an adult shop and had sex with blow-up dolls before abandoning the sex toys in a nearby lane.

Business owners in Cairns believe the same culprit is responsible for break-ins and till thefts at the Sapphire Bar on Lake St and three break-ins at the Laneway Adult Shop off Spence St in recent days.

His method of entry is to smash through walls and squeeze through tight holes, The Cairns Post reports.

The owner of the adult shop, who wished to be named only as Vogue, said that in a first unreported break-in, the man had stolen five dolls and had sex with one of them.

?He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley,? he said.

?It is totally bizarre. It is a real concern that someone like that is out on the street.?

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574...referrer=email

StaceyJo 01-07-2009 08:27 AM

That guy is definitely sick. No real girls wanna hook up with him, that's why he resorted to dolls. Lol!

kmanrox 01-07-2009 08:27 AM

i SWEAR TO GOD i havent been to australia in over 2 years!

munki 01-07-2009 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox (Post 15292903)
i SWEAR TO GOD i havent been to australia in over 2 years!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

John-ACWM 01-07-2009 08:34 AM

That's the kind of news that makes me laugh my ass off :1orglaugh
:thumbsup

GTS Mark 01-07-2009 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox (Post 15292903)
i SWEAR TO GOD i havent been to australia in over 2 years!

We know it wasn't you Kman, the blow up sheeps were left alone. :winkwink::1orglaugh

Martin 01-07-2009 09:08 AM

Someone you know Mark? :P

candyflip 01-07-2009 10:14 AM

Pussyserver vacationing downunder?

D-Money 01-07-2009 10:36 AM

Well, at least he's not attacking and raping real people?

I'm just surprised he'd go through all of that to steal these dolls and trash them in an alley after using them. Why not wash them up and save them? OK, I think I just puked in the back of my throat a little.


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