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drocd 01-13-2009 01:24 PM

php programmer available...
 
I have some free time these days and I'm looking to pick up a few extra projects. Hit me up and let's talk.

*I'm not interested in fixing scripts, finishing partially completed scripts, doing plugins/addons, or price matching indians.

CIVMatt 01-13-2009 01:25 PM

I got something you can "pick up" :)

drocd 01-13-2009 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CIVMatt (Post 15322105)
I got something you can "pick up" :)

Your wife? :winkwink:

jpwhits 01-13-2009 01:30 PM

Price matching injuns

Rednax 01-13-2009 01:59 PM

doesnt get any better than ocd :)

atom 01-13-2009 02:08 PM

bump, good luck!

drocd 01-13-2009 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atom (Post 15322213)
bump, good luck!

thanks, and congrats on your pending 1,000th post

Zuzana Designs 01-13-2009 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drocd (Post 15322108)
Your wife? :winkwink:

haha nice come back .. :)

NoWhErE 01-13-2009 04:38 PM

This guy is HANDS DOWN one of the best PHP programmer's I've ever worked with.

Drocd is a miracle worker.

acctman 01-13-2009 05:22 PM

i may have some work but i need the following questions answered...

Do you have any sick relatives, anyone about to die?
How's your health, any illness that may hospitalize you?
Is your wife or gf about to have a baby?
Do you plan on getting into an auto accident anytime soon?
Have you paid your power bill?
Do you have a stable new connection (does it go out often)?
How's your computer, any problems do you foresee it crashing anytime soon?
How's the weather where you live, any upcoming storms?
Do you have any vacations planned?


contact me at patrick (( at )) nemexis.com if you can answer no to all of the reasons why a freelance program would flake in the middle of a project.

the work i have is cleanup error/debug coding for my community site plus i need a user video section created.

drocd 01-13-2009 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acctman (Post 15323233)
i may have some work but i need the following questions answered...

Do you have any sick relatives, anyone about to die?
How's your health, any illness that may hospitalize you?
Is your wife or gf about to have a baby?
Do you plan on getting into an auto accident anytime soon?
Have you paid your power bill?
Do you have a stable new connection (does it go out often)?
How's your computer, any problems do you foresee it crashing anytime soon?
How's the weather where you live, any upcoming storms?
Do you have any vacations planned?


contact me at patrick (( at )) nemexis.com if you can answer no to all of the reasons why a freelance program would flake in the middle of a project.

the work i have is cleanup error/debug coding for my community site plus i need a user video section created.

Thanks for the interest but as I stated in my original post, I'm not interested in fixing broken scripts or doing plugins/addons.

pr0 01-15-2009 06:33 PM

this guy is hands down the best programmer i know......period

& fuck you all.....he's mine, i hope none of you little bitch's get to work with him :2 cents:

HorseShit 01-15-2009 06:41 PM

drocd is a good

drocd 01-15-2009 06:57 PM

thanks guys. i'm still entertaining offers, so please hit me up on icq if you got something.

Supz 01-15-2009 09:22 PM

bump for my buddy drocd

ExLust 01-16-2009 04:09 AM

Good luck on that.

tranza 01-16-2009 06:09 AM

bump for you!

nation-x 01-16-2009 07:04 AM

bump for the only programmer I have seen posting regex's on GFY. :D

drocd 01-16-2009 07:12 AM

thanks guys. and everyone that icq'd me last night, don't worry i'll follow up with each of you today.

drocd 01-16-2009 02:04 PM

bump for the afternoon crowd.

sortie 01-16-2009 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acctman (Post 15323233)
i may have some work but i need the following questions answered...

Do you have any sick relatives, anyone about to die?
How's your health, any illness that may hospitalize you?
Is your wife or gf about to have a baby?
Do you plan on getting into an auto accident anytime soon?
Have you paid your power bill?
Do you have a stable new connection (does it go out often)?
How's your computer, any problems do you foresee it crashing anytime soon?
How's the weather where you live, any upcoming storms?
Do you have any vacations planned?


contact me at patrick (( at )) nemexis.com if you can answer no to all of the reasons why a freelance program would flake in the middle of a project.

the work i have is cleanup error/debug coding for my community site plus i need a user video section created.


Except for someone dying, most people could handle all those issues with the first
months pay......unless you don't pay much.

Hmmmmmmmmmm, you don't pay much do you :winkwink:

adonthenet 01-16-2009 03:14 PM

Good luck for a great buddy ;)

tree 01-16-2009 05:36 PM

the doctor is in!

This guy is a great programmer and very easy to work with :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

drocd 01-17-2009 06:41 AM

bump to the top

EscortBiz 01-17-2009 06:42 AM

what size projects?

drocd 01-17-2009 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EscortBiz (Post 15344599)
what size projects?

preferably medium-large sized projects, but i'm open to discussing anything.

dready 01-17-2009 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acctman (Post 15323233)
i may have some work but i need the following questions answered...

Do you have any sick relatives, anyone about to die?
How's your health, any illness that may hospitalize you?
Is your wife or gf about to have a baby?
Do you plan on getting into an auto accident anytime soon?
Have you paid your power bill?
Do you have a stable new connection (does it go out often)?
How's your computer, any problems do you foresee it crashing anytime soon?
How's the weather where you live, any upcoming storms?
Do you have any vacations planned?

I LOL'd

:thumbsup

HomerSimpson 01-17-2009 11:33 AM

please contact me on ICQ I'd like to chat with you...
thanks!

drocd 01-17-2009 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomerSimpson (Post 15345264)
please contact me on ICQ I'd like to chat with you...
thanks!

I added you. Look forwarding to chatting soon...

Anyone else?


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