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cwd 01-14-2009 12:40 PM

Wise Old Jewish Man
 
Wise Old Jewish Man

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who
had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day,
for a long, long time.

So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there
he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.

"Pardon me, sir. I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name?"

"Morris Fishbien," he replied.

"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?"

"For about 60 years."

"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop. I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults, and to love their fellow man."

"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

"Like I'm talking to a fuckin' wall.

grumpy 01-14-2009 12:44 PM

:) thats funny

Isradude 01-14-2009 12:47 PM

lol.... funny and sad at the same time ........ (and also true .... )

cwd 01-14-2009 12:56 PM

It was sent to me by a Jewish friend who always has the best Jewish jokes.

mona 01-14-2009 01:02 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

doridori 01-14-2009 01:07 PM

lol he speakth the truth

czarina 01-14-2009 01:09 PM

haha, very good one!

The Judge 01-14-2009 01:13 PM

The western wall is holy because it is the only remaining artifact of the first stock market destroyed by the ancient Romans after loosing their money in a series of financial scandals.

Si 01-14-2009 03:05 PM

I love it :1orglaugh

:thumbsup


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