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C-Luv 01-19-2009 01:42 PM

My new Cum Diet, Who wants to help!!!!
 
Did you know cum is very good for you?

Healthy semen (that is, cum produced by a well-nourished, disease-free male) Juicy sorry I can't swallow yours. May in fact be not only safe to eat, but actually good for you. Seminal fluid, the base of cum, is a veritable nutrient-rich soup. Semen is a source of highly concentrated, high-quality protein. it's comparable to egg whites or gelatin.

Besides protein, semen contains high concentrations of some minerals, such as zinc, and trace amounts of other important nutrients, like calcium and magnesium. While you shouldn't depend on a shot of cum to get your recommended daily allowances of vitamins and minerals, swallowing semen on a regular basis can't hurt as a dietary supplement.

So I figured a semen shake for the morning and another semen shake after my work out will help me get the results I need : )

Who has healthy cum, lol

stickyfingerz 01-19-2009 01:45 PM

Dixie says mine tastes like Strawberries and bananas. :thumbsup

C-Luv 01-19-2009 01:46 PM

Very Nice!

Si 01-19-2009 01:52 PM

will you be helping to produce this cum? :D

Persius 01-19-2009 01:53 PM

I have healthy cum and drink lots of pineapple & carrot juice so flavor will be great for you :)

C-Luv 01-19-2009 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mobilefun1987 (Post 15355337)
will you be helping to produce this cum? :D

Of course I need to burn calories too!

RyuLion 01-19-2009 01:55 PM

yeap..that's why I've been telling all my past gf that I should come all over thier face, because its also good for thier zits

C-Luv 01-19-2009 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Persius (Post 15355343)
I have healthy cum and drink lots of pineapple & carrot juice so flavor will be great for you :)

Perfect!!!

96ukssob 01-19-2009 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C-Luv (Post 15355294)
Did you know cum is very good for you?

Healthy semen (that is, cum produced by a well-nourished, disease-free male) Juicy sorry I can't swallow yours. May in fact be not only safe to eat, but actually good for you. Seminal fluid, the base of cum, is a veritable nutrient-rich soup. Semen is a source of highly concentrated, high-quality protein. it's comparable to egg whites or gelatin.

Besides protein, semen contains high concentrations of some minerals, such as zinc, and trace amounts of other important nutrients, like calcium and magnesium. While you shouldn't depend on a shot of cum to get your recommended daily allowances of vitamins and minerals, swallowing semen on a regular basis can't hurt as a dietary supplement.

So I figured a semen shake for the morning and another semen shake after my work out will help me get the results I need : )

Who has healthy cum, lol

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh nice. im passing this along to my gf now :winkwink:

Juicy D. Links 01-19-2009 02:06 PM

they pay me 3k for 16 oz of my love juice

Si 01-19-2009 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C-Luv (Post 15355348)
Of course I need to burn calories too!

Perfect just need to get me a plane to AZ then. :thumbsup

Fat Panda 01-19-2009 02:08 PM

this is odd

Scott McD 01-19-2009 02:09 PM

I'm filling a cup now... :1orglaugh

seeandsee 01-19-2009 02:10 PM

i'l cum you for free

alias 01-19-2009 02:16 PM

The load is in the mail.

Sarah_Jayne 01-19-2009 02:26 PM

It is best fresh from the tap.

The Victorian 01-19-2009 02:27 PM

C-Luv made me look, made me stare, made me lose my underwear. Verily!

VicD 01-19-2009 02:28 PM

I can help you but i live in Holland..shall i send some over?

Tom_PM 01-19-2009 02:29 PM

You know what? I have ALWAYS wondered this.. How many of the single women on Survivor do you think take in a bit of seminal protein while they're starving on the island? haha

Joe BrainCash 01-19-2009 02:30 PM

One daily load is good, but two is better!

RayVega 01-19-2009 02:32 PM

What can I say?..I'm IN! Just say the word.

MaDalton 01-19-2009 02:32 PM

pineapple juice!

GetSCORECash 01-19-2009 02:33 PM

C-Luv you should look up the results from BBW Live's "Queen of Princesses" Kim Kelly 2002 cum only diet.

Quote:

Although nutrition experts agree "man juice" is high in zinc and other nutrients, there's no officially recommended daily allowance.

Therefore, Kelly says plans to drink plenty of banana smoothies in between her regular meals because, in her words, "I'm not going to kill myself for this."

qxm 01-19-2009 02:34 PM

I love it when chicks talk about drinking cum .... There is nothing that turns me on more than my gf blowing me and then swallowing my love juice ... ohh happy times I tell ya :)

Achmed's Wife Halimah 01-19-2009 02:35 PM

you are true mule cum-luv.
in my country you would be forced to wear red burka and stoned for 11 hour by 16 hamas leaders
:warning

CaptainHowdy 01-19-2009 02:36 PM

Sure thing... where do I send my load??

brianneXXX 01-19-2009 02:37 PM

I "drink" semen almost every day, and I almost never get sick.

If I catch a cold, I "drink" it every day :thumbsup

Quagmire 01-19-2009 02:38 PM

I'll bring you some in April at Phoenix Forum. giggity giggity gooooo!

pornguy 01-19-2009 02:40 PM

Me. And my swimmers have adorable results.

Mohawk Steve 01-19-2009 02:51 PM

I sale cheap gypsy juice

brassmonkey 01-19-2009 03:19 PM

your married wit yo fine ass you want a thug hit me up:winkwink:

C-Luv 01-19-2009 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayVega (Post 15355573)
What can I say?..I'm IN! Just say the word.

Where do you live in IN. I am from West Lafayette : )

C-Luv 01-19-2009 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCORE-Cash (Post 15355577)
C-Luv you should look up the results from BBW Live's "Queen of Princesses" Kim Kelly 2002 cum only diet.

Did she loose weight and feel great?

C-Luv 01-19-2009 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 15355403)
they pay me 3k for 16 oz of my love juice

Juicy didn't you read, you can't have any diseases, lol

Voodoo 01-19-2009 03:34 PM

Ok, do you need my address?

marketsmart 01-19-2009 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 15355403)
they pay me 3k for 16 oz of my love juice

i heard its going for twice that since little people big world came out.. :2 cents:

Juicy D. Links 01-19-2009 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15356061)
i heard its going for twice that since little people big world came out.. :2 cents:

:helpme:helpme:helpme 6k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Voodoo 01-19-2009 03:44 PM

Here's a close-up of one of my sperms:
http://www.shearyadi.com/myworld/wp-...perm-whale.jpg

I think it might be a bit much for you, but you be the judge.

uno 01-19-2009 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCORE-Cash (Post 15355577)
C-Luv you should look up the results from BBW Live's "Queen of Princesses" Kim Kelly 2002 cum only diet.

I was trying to remember where I've heard it before.

Libertine 01-19-2009 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C-Luv (Post 15356014)
Juicy didn't you read, you can't have any diseases, lol

Give the guy a break. It's not like dwarfism is sexually transmittable, anyway :2 cents:

brassmonkey 01-19-2009 03:57 PM

get it from yo man or he cant take care of you

papill0n 01-19-2009 04:12 PM

I am available for milking

RyuLion 01-19-2009 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 15356209)
get it from yo man or he cant take care of you

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

F-U-Jimmy 01-19-2009 04:16 PM

OK im in the car now and on my way to AZ will be there soon , so be ready :thumbsup

tony286 01-19-2009 04:17 PM

man anything to get new affiliates lol

uno 01-19-2009 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 15356207)
Give the guy a break. It's not like dwarfism is sexually transmittable, anyway :2 cents:

Aww leave Juicy alone, he's adorable. All 4' of him.

Spunky 01-19-2009 06:00 PM

Darn I just pumped a load in my hand :(

LAJ 01-19-2009 06:58 PM

Wow... your post made me pitch a tent... thanks C-luv

NaughtyRob 01-19-2009 06:59 PM

The girl that I blasted in her mouth yesterday said it tasted good.

Profits of Doom 01-19-2009 07:26 PM

Mine tastes like blow, microwave burritos, and Captain Morgan's. Only the best for you my sweet...


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