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Ozarkz

02-05-2009 02:11 PM

My biggest pet peeve. Coders.

I get a lot of code that doesn't work.

and it doesn't work BECAUSE YOU DON'T INDENT YOUR LINES AND ORGANIZE YOUR CODE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.

I waste too much time cleaning up peoples code if they just kept their code tidy I wouldn't even have to fix anything because they would see their own dumbass mistakes.

</rant>

Ozarkz

02-05-2009 02:23 PM

Oh and this also goes for Photoshop designers. Organize your fucking layers, NAME THEM!, Use Layer sets and don't fucking rasterize everything.

Deej	02-05-2009 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ozarkz (Post 15443714)

oh and this also goes for photoshop designers. Organize your fucking layers, name them!, use layer sets and don't fucking rasterize everything.

flatten all!!!!

Ozarkz

02-05-2009 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 15443797)

flatten all!!!!

AAAAAAAHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh!@#$!@!!!

who	02-05-2009 02:38 PM

Code doesn't work because it's not indented?

Really?

What kind of code?

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE

02-05-2009 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 15443797)

flatten all!!!!

LMFAO!! When I first started working in photoshop, I hated seeing 1353135 layers in the layers panel so I would always do that.. Now I would smack myself if I went in the past and saw myself doing that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz (Post 15443645)

I agree, I HATE sloppy and inconsistent code... I refuse to work on anyone elses code if it's sloppy and inconsistent, hell I'm working on a project for myself and I was looking at it the other day and I saw some sloppiness in it, and wasn't consistant in 1 area, I was about 30% done with it, I deleted it and started over.

nation-x

02-05-2009 03:10 PM

I make slow and patient love to my code... because she is my tight little bitch.

WhiplashDug

02-05-2009 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz (Post 15443714)

Oh and this also goes for Photoshop designers. Organize your fucking layers, NAME THEM!, Use Layer sets and don't fucking rasterize everything.

Most annoying thing ever! Agreed on this one.

borked

02-05-2009 03:37 PM

can't beat a 274000 line php file that's not indented.
Shows pure skill

candyflip

02-05-2009 03:39 PM

Designers don't name the layers and all that shit so you get frustrated and have to pay them to make the changes.

margarita

02-05-2009 04:05 PM

Why don't you just run auto identing tool? :winkwink:

Deej	02-05-2009 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 15444051)

Designers don't name the layers and all that shit so you get frustrated and have to pay them to make the changes.

master plan revealed :mad::mad::mad:

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE

02-05-2009 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked (Post 15444044)

can't beat a 274000 line php file that's not indented.
Shows pure skill

:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

96ukssob

02-05-2009 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz (Post 15443714)

Oh and this also goes for Photoshop designers. Organize your fucking layers, NAME THEM!, Use Layer sets and don't fucking rasterize everything.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 15443797)

flatten all!!!!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

WhiplashDug

02-05-2009 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 15444051)

Designers don't name the layers and all that shit so you get frustrated and have to pay them to make the changes.

lol... I name and group ALL my layers... or i couldn't edit them :)

Babaganoosh

02-05-2009 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who (Post 15443811)

Code doesn't work because it's not indented?

Really?

What kind of code?

Python :winkwink:

jwerd

02-05-2009 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz (Post 15443645)

I used to work with a guy that closed his ifs like this

}}}}}}}}}}} most annoying fucking thing, ever. That, and not only the lack of organization and indentation, but also where a piece of code doesn't make sense, they can't take two minutes out of their life to comment the fucker... So people that get passed the baton later on can understand what is going on.... without looking over the entire code 30x.

JamesK

02-05-2009 05:20 PM

I honestly don't know anyone in the biz (besides myself) who properly names their PSD layers. I've seen a lot of PSD's because I mostly tweak things for clients and they're all unorganised and look like shit.

Mutt	02-05-2009 05:26 PM

i am the worst at keeping organized PSD files - working on one now that is over 200 layers and i want to shoot myself.

MetaMan

02-05-2009 05:27 PM

i never name my layers, i change up my file so many times that it would take me a decade to name each layer.

you have to sacrifice somewhere, if you want your page pro and i spend 2 hours shading it to the perfect tint you cannot expect me to name layers.

i have actually never even had a psd request now that i think of it, i am the pro what are you going to do with the psd that i cant do better and more proper?

Deej	02-05-2009 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 15444502)

i admit if I running through a design i wont name them... I do organize in groups and top to bottom type organization... but if the client tells me beforehand that they want the psd i go further and name... at times have even color coordinated them ... but those clients a few and far between...

totally know what you mean though...

or excess layers that are not even used in the layout :P

jesus!

Ethersync

02-05-2009 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 15443797)

flatten all!!!!

:1orglaugh

Deej	02-05-2009 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15444527)

Dude... dont look now...

but i think your cock is shrinking...
:Oh crap

Art Room

02-05-2009 05:30 PM

Or what is just as bad in Unlabeled PSD's in when a previous designer uses some random font, that they don't give to you, when you need to fix all their typos

Good times

Although Nothing beats tons of unlabeled layers that are not even turned on in the document, but just boosting file size by a few hundred megs.

Deej	02-05-2009 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Art Room (Post 15444541)

i throw in my hundreds of insignificant invisible layers for free!!!!

Thats just how I roll :pimp

I really dont roll that way

gimme-website

02-05-2009 06:23 PM

...I think I just came.

Until now I thought I was the only sad, obsessive-compulsive designer naming and grouping my layers and taking great pleasure in making my code look pretty.

I've modified/looked at 20+ PSD's from other designers, and not one has bothered to name more than 5 layers of what's usually a 150+ layer PSD. Makes me want to cry every time I open one of those.

At least with code it's easy to put it through a generator to make sense of it. I love these:

For CSS: http://www.lonniebest.com/FormatCSS/
For (X)HTML: http://infohound.net/tidy/

PornMD

02-05-2009 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 15443797)

flatten all!!!!

Once, I had a magazine design job where I was taking over for another designer - who for whatever reason flattened everything he designed. Such a pain in the ass, jesus.

Deej	02-05-2009 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 15444755)

Once, I had a magazine design job where I was taking over for another designer - who for whatever reason flattened everything he designed. Such a pain in the ass, jesus.

Sounds to me like a dickhead move made right before he left...

PornMD

02-05-2009 09:16 PM

I think he was legitimately retarded...I mean looking at the actual magazines made even, he was a douche. Didn't understand print quality to say the least - almost like he would save an image in 72 dpi and then later save it in print quality dpi for printing, lol.

JD	02-06-2009 01:35 AM

no layer groups and layers are named in piglatin

V_RocKs

02-06-2009 02:10 AM

Why would I indent? I know what I wrote...

Deej	02-06-2009 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 15445701)

Why would I indent? I know what I wrote...

you smoke crack cocaine :upsidedow

k0nr4d

02-06-2009 03:36 AM

Worst code I have ever worked on:
- variables named $aa, $ab, $ab, $ba, etc
- functions with named FuzzyBrownSlippers(), then a second one named Fuzzy_Brown_Slippers(), and so forth. The names made no sense
- no indentation

I swear to god coders in India don't have tab keys on their keyboards.

Matt 26z

02-06-2009 04:08 AM

lol @ no indents!

How about all white space removed entirely so that 1,500 lines of code is on a single line?

JamesK

02-06-2009 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 15444529)

Yeah, same here. I don't name exactly EVERY layer, but it is at least grouped and easy to locate everything.

nation-x

02-06-2009 06:46 AM

This is a tool I have been using for years... the developer website is long gone but it works great. Just unzip it in a directory and run it.
http://www.nation-x.com/phpcodebeautifier.zip

nation-x

02-06-2009 06:53 AM

I was wrong... I just found the developers site :P

http://www.waterproof.fr/products/ph...2003-09-18.zip

munki

02-06-2009 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 15443797)

flatten all!!!!

HorseShit

02-06-2009 07:01 AM

i just threw up a little in my mouth

tranza

02-06-2009 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 15446172)

i lol'd! Ahaha

Libertine

02-06-2009 08:38 AM

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