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DarkJedi 02-07-2009 04:27 PM

Have the Jews ever apologized for killing Jesus?
 
Just wonderin.


mebbe some reparations for killing our Saviour... ?

seeandsee 02-07-2009 04:35 PM

i'l go to sleep

SilentKnight 02-07-2009 04:36 PM

Apologies for killing a fictitious character from a dusty old book?

Poindexterity 02-07-2009 04:38 PM

i thought the romans killed jesus.

DarkJedi 02-07-2009 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poindexterity (Post 15453288)
i thought the romans killed jesus.

They were pressured into it by the Jews.

Roman magistrate wanted to let Jesus go. The jews insisted Jesus be killed.

HorseShit 02-07-2009 04:42 PM

they apologized a long time ago

$5 submissions 02-07-2009 04:42 PM

Dark Jedi, is that you?

DarkJedi 02-07-2009 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis (Post 15453298)
they apologized a long time ago

no, but they sort of looked down and shuffled their feet once.

mizmiz 02-07-2009 04:46 PM

Why everyone thinks the Jews killed jessus?

Lamis 02-07-2009 04:50 PM

If the Jews didn't kill Jesus, Christianism would not exist today.

$5 submissions 02-07-2009 04:53 PM

Davey: If you're Dark Jedi, ICQ me asap, bro. I have a quick question.

cykoe6 02-07-2009 05:02 PM

Personally I am proud that we nailed that hippie rabblerouser to a tree. I just wish I could have been there. :thumbsup

Sands 02-07-2009 05:07 PM

If Jesus returns, we'll kill him again. :2 cents:

hypedough 02-07-2009 05:11 PM

I'm sorry.

GatorB 02-07-2009 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15453248)
Just wonderin.


mebbe some reparations for killing our Saviour... ?

Has the Church ever apologized for killing millions of non-Christians over the years?

seven 02-07-2009 05:17 PM

Ok I appologize but dude was banging my wife thou :(

DarkJedi 02-07-2009 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 15453405)
Has the Church ever apologized for killing millions of non-Christians over the years?

Yeah, they actually did.

TisMe 02-07-2009 06:12 PM

Religion means never having to say you're sorry :)

directfiesta 02-07-2009 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poindexterity (Post 15453288)
i thought the romans killed jesus.

so did I.....

But the jews chosed to pardon Barabas( a killer ) instead of Jesus, to the dismay of Ponce Pilate ....

Poindexterity 02-07-2009 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15453294)
They were pressured into it by the Jews.

Roman magistrate wanted to let Jesus go. The jews insisted Jesus be killed.

sounds like a cop out to me.

"We didn't want to kill him, but those DAMN JEWS made us do it"

spacedog 02-07-2009 07:24 PM

Fenrir never apologized for killing Odin at Ragnarok:2 cents:

RoCkMaN 02-07-2009 07:28 PM

http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/p...zed/jewish.jpg

Yngwie 02-07-2009 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands (Post 15453384)
If Jesus returns, we'll kill him again. :2 cents:

I have returned, but this time I'm gonna get my real message across. Religion is bullshit, I never walked on water, I never turned water into wine, I was a carpenter and good at magic tricks.. The book that they put me in is all made up bullshit. There is no so call "god" and if this adam and eve actually existed and were the 1st people on the planet than wtf was I doing here along with many other people? Think about it for a second. Does it make any sense to you?

notoldschool 02-07-2009 08:41 PM

I met Jesus at a bar in Cancun. Light weight.

JaneB 02-07-2009 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15453248)
Just wonderin.


mebbe some reparations for killing our Saviour... ?


Why would they? Jesus was supposed to die for our sins and he did. :2 cents:

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-07-2009 08:52 PM

Fuck that nigga Jesus....

"I'm glad the Jews killed Jesus. If he came back, I'd fucking kill him again." - Sarah Silverman

DaddyHalbucks 02-07-2009 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 15453280)
Apologies for killing a fictitious character from a dusty old book?

:2 cents:

Lamis 02-07-2009 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15453814)
Fuck that nigga Jesus....

"I'm glad the Jews killed Jesus. If he came back, I'd fucking kill him again." - Sarah Silverman

That tranny bitch sucks.

She's nothing more than this:

http://www.refan.co.uk/images/soap_sweet_euphoria.jpg

devine 02-08-2009 01:35 AM

Jesus who? Jews who? Ala who? Zeus kicks their asses every day and twice on Sundays!

devine 02-08-2009 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15453248)
Just wonderin.


mebbe some reparations for killing our Saviour... ?

on a side note, as much as I try can't even imagine who and how did Jesus save anyone. But you could ask the hundreds of millions of people mass murdered in his name :disgust

and btw, he was a jew... a megalomaniac jew dude, of course :thumbsup

GatorB 02-08-2009 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15453421)
Yeah, they actually did.

Like that's makes up for a billion murders.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-08-2009 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamis (Post 15454100)
That tranny bitch sucks.

She's nothing more than this:

http://www.refan.co.uk/images/soap_sweet_euphoria.jpg

soap, or sweet ephoria?

The Judge 02-08-2009 02:06 AM

Google is J*e Oracle is J*e Facebook is J*e Dell is J*e. You all work for J*e :1orglaugh

DWB 02-08-2009 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands (Post 15453384)
If Jesus returns, we'll kill him again. :2 cents:

My theory is this...

If Jesus would allow himself to be CRUCIFIED once, if he already did come back, he very well may be sitting in jail or an insane asylum telling everyone he is the son of god. So if he would let people KILL him before, he would not break a sweat about letting people lock him up somewhere.

Or...

If he does return, the US Government would take full control of him and probably kill him in the process. Do you think for a SECOND the powers that be in the USA or the world bankers would allow Jesus to fuck their game up? NO WAY! It would be curtains for Jesus all over again.

Think about it. :2 cents:

brn2h8 02-08-2009 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamis (Post 15454100)

The only good jew is a dead jew...

Blingbaby 02-08-2009 02:55 AM

The whole Jesus story is a jewish invention anyway so what should they apologize for? deceiving the world for 2000 years? good luck..

Sands 02-08-2009 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15454370)
My theory is this...

If Jesus would allow himself to be CRUCIFIED once, if he already did come back, he very well may be sitting in jail or an insane asylum telling everyone he is the son of god. So if he would let people KILL him before, he would not break a sweat about letting people lock him up somewhere.

Or...

If he does return, the US Government would take full control of him and probably kill him in the process. Do you think for a SECOND the powers that be in the USA or the world bankers would allow Jesus to fuck their game up? NO WAY! It would be curtains for Jesus all over again.

Think about it. :2 cents:

The big J is a miracle worker, and if he can walk on water, he can escape any prison like a high-powered Houdini. Also, the bible says he's tussled with Jew bankers before so he knows how to stick and move when it comes to Hebrews.

At any rate, Jesus would not be in jail today because he's not Black.

DWB 02-08-2009 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands (Post 15454403)

At any rate, Jesus would not be in jail today because he's not Black.

Actually, new studies say he was. He very well may have caught a case and be locked up. :1orglaugh

Sands 02-08-2009 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15454414)
Actually, new studies say he was. He very well may have caught a case and be locked up. :1orglaugh

That would explain the (15 to) 20 year gap in his life. :1orglaugh

Ambidextrous 02-08-2009 07:20 AM

am i at the right board?

alias 02-08-2009 07:34 AM

Jesus was a fag.

Paul Markham 02-08-2009 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mizmiz (Post 15453317)
Why everyone thinks the Jews killed jessus?



Because the Christianity we have today was created by Paul while he was in Rome. It's not the message Jesus preached in Judea. Paul never met Jesus.

After his death his teachings were carried on by his brother James for around 30 years. In Judea. However the Romans were fighting the Jews at the time and it would of been suicide for Paul to continue preaching as a Jew, he distanced himself from Judea to save himself. Preaching tat the Romans killed Jesus without any pressure from the Jews would not of been a good idea.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blingbaby
The whole Jesus story is a jewish invention anyway so what should they apologize for? deceiving the world for 2000 years? good luck..

WRONG!!

It's the opposite. It's an invention by the Romans. Well not an invention maybe more of a rewriting.

Google Jesus family and see what comes up.

DarkJedi 02-08-2009 07:49 AM

http://www.darksidedata.com/jesusdog.jpg

pornask 02-08-2009 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 15454370)
If he does return, the US Government would take full control of him and probably kill him in the process. Do you think for a SECOND the powers that be in the USA or the world bankers would allow Jesus to fuck their game up? NO WAY! It would be curtains for Jesus all over again.

I'm sure Barack Obama has it all covered :2 cents:

http://www.beersteak.com/wp-content/...antichrist.jpg

xmas13 02-08-2009 08:05 AM

http://img19.picoodle.com/img/img19/...sm_669b680.jpg

Trax 02-08-2009 09:27 AM

hey dj
good to have you back :)
was less fun without you.

John-ACWM 02-08-2009 10:00 AM

:1orglaugh I'll go eat a sandwich

Matt 26z 02-08-2009 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 15453280)
Apologies for killing a fictitious character from a dusty old book?

Good luck finding even an atheist history scholar to agree with you that Jesus was a fictional character.

The people, places and general events in the Bible are real. Now if you want to believe the supernatural elements, that is up to you.

Tom_PM 02-08-2009 11:11 AM

Asking the question just illustrates that you dont understand that without Jesus' death, he would not have been anything more than some carpenters bastard.

Now why dont you get on your knees and thank the Jews for causing him to be what you imply he is to you?

Juicy D. Links 02-08-2009 11:17 AM

i am circumsized


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