I don't know what happened last night
 

I woke up and the armchair is broken to half plus there are empty glasses all over the place

:helpme:helpme:helpme

I don't remember anything, just that I consumed about a gallon of shitty cheap ass vodka and was fluent in German the whole night.

congrats

A message to MaDalton -

I fixed it, everything is cool now.

Tried to text you, no response, I'll drive outside the city now.

LOLLLLL i hate the feeling when you got so tanked that you feel like you did something wrong even though you didnt. hehe

Yeah, fortunately no unrecoverable damage, had to go a bit insane or was just totally drunk.

:1orglaugh I don't like it when I don't remember what happened

Do you have a sore potatoe patch?

go to doctor

lol - got your SMS you sent at 10 am at 5 pm...

and since it's my office you're talking about... :helpme :helpme :Oh crap

Is your camera still broken Carlos? We need pictures.

that sounds somehow familiar

Yeah, unfortunately I couldn't find anyone who would be able to fix it yet.

I went for a treatment of a little bit of a different kind.

But since most of the posters here are underage / virgins or retarded I can't go into details.

Tomorrow I'll have the first chance to demolish my own new place.

Sounds like a good night then

the question is: when will I have the chance to demolish YOUR new place :1orglaugh

that can scary lol

Well what's your next weekend's plans?

Or we should not wait for another week, we should do it tomorrow, lazy Sunday deserves a little bit of adventure.

yeah, tomorrow is good :glugglug

man..its a good thing you and me don't live in the same City..
..we would do some serious damage..:helpme

any pictures would be cool!

Yeah I would beat you with a club if you would try to bite my ass thinking in delirium that it's Claudia Schiffer.

Nobody knows man, it was wild.

Sounds very familiar to me. Although, I don't typically drink like that anymore. l Just like to drink to get a nice buzz.

Hope you didn't do anything too fucked up. :-)

I only use to drink about 6 times a week and nothing stronger than a gin before the breakfast.

One needs to have some "common" and "accepted" hobbies too I guess.

wow... :1orglaugh gallon:warning:warning:warning

I remember those nights... :)

single guy lifestyle. Sucks sometimes.

Is that Dork Jedi??

When I was younger I got really really drunk at a bar in the next city over. The next morning I woke up with no clue as to how I got home, my car was in the driveway undamaged, My clothing was strewn up the stairs into the apartment I was living in, keys in door, door wide open...
Curiosity got the best of me when nothing came back to me by that afternoon, so I went back to the bar to find out what happened. The bartender laughed at me when I walked in, told me I had some real balls coming back in here after last night, then served me a few drinks on the house. He never told me what I did, and to this day I have no clue what I did. I still get some dirty looks from a few regulars though when I go there, and this happened almost 10 years ago.

Gotta love the alcohol.

damn sounds like you may went to sit down and crashed

hopefully no trannies abused you last night...

Sounds like a rough night

It never sucked for me in the past 9 years Sid, only when I didn't have anyone to party with.

Now I'm making sure I'm back in shape and I want to have a party and at least two girls at my love nest every single week.

I want to live the life I always wanted to live and the only life that ever used to make me happy.

I'm not a family type.

I sure have a lot of stories that I was told from my friends that were those happier ones - without a memory blackout.

Well unfortunately, I can't publish them here, as it's a prestigious public place that's full of decent ladies and gentlemen.

Congrats. That's the thing called life.

Did you beat up wired Guy ?

LOL

no I would never beat up Charles.

I'm not jealous that he has more sex appeal than me.

I meant I was jelaous :) I still recall the days banging one snatch in the morning and another one afternoon.