GFY COOKS: can anyone tell me what utensil this is used for in the kitchen?
 

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i was making dinner at my buddies house and i found a tool similar to this, can anyone tell me what it is used for?

for mashing potatoes or i am off here?

Meat tenderizer

ok is it like any kind of meat or?

i am making steak for a date tonight and i dont want to be embarrassed and use it wrong?

you have it upside down in that pic, it is a pipe, used for pole-smoking :2 cents:

hey i am being serious here so if you cant be of any help to me id really appreciate no jokes. :2 cents:

I would ask her to tenderize the steaks,chicks like to help out in the kitchen

its for serving up hot plates of butt sex

It's a skewer.

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Isn't that the utensil that Juicy's girlfriend want to use on him later tonight? Give it back to him please.

ok so you like eat off of it? what kind of skewer do you recommend?

what is this thing called? it sounds like a spork almost lots of good uses, i wonder what else you can use it for?

It's for holding pieces of food together. Skewers are used while grilling or roasting meats, and in other culinary applications. When grilling, wooden skewers must be soaked in water prior to assembling and cooking to avoid burning. Wooden skewers are most often made from bamboo, however other woods may be used.

They come in many different styles:
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what kind of wood is this tool?

african wood

That looks like semi-hard, or potentially flacid wood. Found in most marital homes.

do you prefer african wood over say regular wood? it is stronger? last longer?

You guys are jerks. He asks a simple question and all you can come up with are mean responses.

It's a stirrer found primarily in Red states in the U.S. You grip it at the bottom and can stir up your favorite batter for cookies or cake. There are even motorized ones that help speed up the process. It's popular because of it's shape. Some people like to lick the batter when they are done stirring. That can get messy so this is shaped to fit directly into your mouth. You put it in as far as you can and eat the tasty batter.

Hope that helps. Best of luck in your cooking.

Here's one where the lady is eating her food straight from the skewer. You can strap this one to your face, so you don't miss a bite!
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Im not a kabob gobbler... sorry

awesome thanks man, i am going to bake some pie and lick up all the cream after. :thumbsup

where can i get the motorized ones? that sounds really interesting. i like the color of it will match my kitchen. :thumbsup

Looks to me like a cake decorator. You fill it with Icing and pull down the shaft and make do all sorts of cool designs on you cake or pie.

You use it to hit Juicy up side the head.

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don't have one of those, can't help sorry!

Its a shilelagh, Leprechauns use them.

Turkey stuffing ??

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DUH, it's a hand mixer...perfect for mixing batter for muffins! LOL

Only Kiwi could come up with that!

perrrrrrrty :)