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XPorn 04-28-2009 07:56 AM

OMG no arms no legs MMA fighter in the ring
 
http://www.mmaweekly.com/blog/2009/0...e-maynards.asp

"the judges score the fight 30-27!!!"

TheSenator 04-28-2009 08:00 AM

I guess since he is always has a knee on the ground you can't kick him. The other dude didn't want to go to the ground with him.

JamesK 04-28-2009 08:01 AM

looks pretty fucking boring

czarina 04-28-2009 08:01 AM

ohhh poor guy; he's even kind of cute :)

sortie 04-28-2009 08:16 AM

WTF???

Hey man, I can't jump so I stay off the basketball court.
I suggest the same for others.

:1orglaugh

Iron Fist 04-28-2009 08:17 AM

Is kicking allowed? That a fucking moving football IMHO.

marketsmart 04-28-2009 08:20 AM

its a disgrace to the sport imho... i have no issues with people with disabilities being able to compete with everyone else, but sometimes you just have to accept your limitations..

seeandsee 04-28-2009 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XPorn (Post 15796263)
http://www.mmaweekly.com/blog/2009/0...e-maynards.asp

"the judges score the fight 30-27!!!"

jesus fuck

qxm 04-28-2009 08:23 AM

da fuck did I just watch???

The Seduction of Art 04-28-2009 08:26 AM

It's like Monty Python's Holy Grail.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-28-2009 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15796355)
its a disgrace to the sport imho... i have no issues with people with disabilities being able to compete with everyone else, but sometimes you just have to accept your limitations..

no shit. what did he really think he was going to do in there? he's lucky the guy didn't seriously fucking throttle him...

Vicious_B 04-28-2009 08:29 AM

Did they speed up the film? I think its great the guys has the balls to do something like that instead of sitting around feeling sorry for himself but that was funny to watch.

Porn Producer 04-28-2009 08:45 AM

thats so stupid and staged

the other guy could have just kicked him and the midget would fly the fuck out of the cage

chodadog 04-28-2009 08:59 AM

You'd have a hard time getting him to tap out with an arm-bar, that's for sure.

MaDalton 04-28-2009 09:03 AM


ExLust 04-28-2009 09:21 AM

He should choose the right sport.

The Seduction of Art 04-28-2009 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExLust (Post 15796602)
He should choose the right sport.

I hate to say it, but all I can think is baseball as one of the bases.

OG LennyT 04-28-2009 09:30 AM

retarded.. he's lucky the other dude didn't kill him

Socks 04-28-2009 09:32 AM

I know what sport he should do:

Pro blinking.

cherrylula 04-28-2009 09:36 AM

uuhhhh...... :1orglaugh

congrats to the winners?

brand0n 04-28-2009 09:46 AM

was his name Matt?

Moses G 04-28-2009 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porn Producer (Post 15796456)
thats so stupid and staged

the other guy could have just kicked him and the midget would fly the fuck out of the cage

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

the.drunk 04-28-2009 10:04 AM

:1orglaugh

kmanrox 04-28-2009 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porn Producer (Post 15796456)
thats so stupid and staged

the other guy could have just kicked him and the midget would fly the fuck out of the cage

hahahaaa aaa

HBKKH 04-28-2009 10:59 AM

strange..

_Richard_ 04-28-2009 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15796355)
its a disgrace to the sport imho... i have no issues with people with disabilities being able to compete with everyone else, but sometimes you just have to accept your limitations..

"the judges score the fight 30-27!!!"

seemed to be doing fine

moyofun 04-28-2009 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 15796519)

Good Old Monty Python :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

u-Bob 04-28-2009 11:51 AM

they should have let him fight a midget...

Ramos 04-28-2009 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 15796519)

:1orglaugh classic.

candyflip 04-28-2009 12:33 PM

The comments on that page are great.

Anonymous said...

Kyle Maynard, all of these people commenting will never have as much balls as you have. Fuck all of these morons, keep following your dreams it has worked out great for you so far in my opinion.

Kyle Maynard said...

Thanks Bro, I will keep reaching for the stars...can you give me a boost?

pornguy 04-28-2009 12:37 PM

Good for him. There should be NO Limitations on life.

Manowar 04-28-2009 12:40 PM

thats fucked up

Brother Bilo 04-28-2009 12:41 PM

Good for him not letting his condition stop him, but honestly, the only thing he's able to do is bull rush his opponents ankles. Not sure how he even scored a point in the fight.

V_RocKs 04-28-2009 02:45 PM

Good for him.

Snake Doctor 04-28-2009 04:42 PM

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me his name is Matt.

Pleasurepays 04-28-2009 06:41 PM

totally retarded. he's lucky he didn't get punted out of the octagon like a football.

life tip number 2843: if you want to be an MMA fighter and you have to be carried to the ring... maybe you should let go of your dream to be an MMA fighter.

Persius 04-28-2009 06:55 PM

that looks freakY!

Spunky 04-28-2009 08:11 PM

Wow,I thought I've seen everything

SomeCreep 04-28-2009 09:51 PM

That's disturbing.

NickB. 04-28-2009 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15796346)
Is kicking allowed? That a fucking moving football IMHO.

hahahahah! yeah exactly what I was thinking

papill0n 04-28-2009 10:09 PM

that is some weird shit lol

blonda80 04-28-2009 10:42 PM

sick !

raven1083 04-28-2009 11:38 PM

that kind of sport is not for him!


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