i hope my wife doesn't make me sign this...
 

Shit like that is why I don't allow my girl to read.

That's a dealbreaker right there. Here in Winnipeg you can't throw a rock in any direction without hitting one.

It should say "I shall not KNOWINGLY come within 100 feet of..." :D

Fuck.
That.

:)

Urgluk, umgnaaahh termmmsnan urglukluku.


Cave Men Unite!

lol if a guy were to sign that, he has other problems

great thread

Any man afraid of something like that needs to check if his penis exists... the day a woman thinks she can tell me what to do, who to hang out with, where I can go is the day she can hit the bricks... flat out. I don't play that game.

That said... I am not a hypocrite... I don't put any of the above restraints on my wife either.

Trust is requirement #1 for any relationship... if she thinks she can't trust me... we don't have a relationship... or likewise. Jealous bitches can go play in someone elses sandbox.

Most guys fall for these traps because they love their wife or girlfriend... thing about that is that if your wife/girlfriend uses that to try and control you... they don't respect you... which is #2 requirement of a relationship... if a girl doesn't respect me... we don't have a relationship. It hurts when a relationship ends... but a week or 2 inside of another pussy will heal that wound so that it's bearable... :2 cents: If it doesn't, then you have other problems.

:1orglaugh Nice one..I will pass that around the office:thumbsup

Cmon, grow some balls or penis :D

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Wow - taking the joke a bit serious aren't you?

Maybe if it was a statement of intentions. Not an application.

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If you live on the West Side off Sargent your fucked...

LOL.

After reading that....... my right hand is looking pretty good.

:1orglaugh

Me too.
:Oh crap:Oh crap

thats for suckers it cost to be the boss :pimp yo pimp hand is weak

Stop looking at my hand! :warning :1orglaugh

Check out his posts and you'll see he has a large stick wedge tightly up his ass. :1orglaugh

you're missing the punchline of that joke! the woman's night out sheet

'i'm going out.. k?'

signed by me: ............

no need for that. i would never be with a man if i didn't trust him.

Shit, I wouldn't even sign that.

hahah thats fucking awesome

That is fuking Great