I decided to play Customer Service Guy today...
 

I keep saying our customer service is 2nd to none. I now how proof.
Below is the Live Support conversation I had with the customer:


John Blowme: What my money ?
Admin_Terry: hello sir - how can I fuckin help ur ass?
John Blowme: I want my money,
Admin_Terry > John Blowme: what money is that sir?
Admin_Terry > John Blowme: the money I gave to ur sister when I fucked her?
John Blowme: Some guy Dalton told me he would pay me 500 us dollars
John Blowme: if i helped him get laid
Admin_Terry > John Blowme: dalton is busy jerking off sir
John Blowme: but no money yet
Admin_Terry > John Blowme: on ur sisters face
John Blowme: fuck this
John Blowme: I will report this dalton character
Admin_Terry > John Blowme: blow me, bitch ho
- John Blowme [xx.xxx.xxxx.xxx - United States, [email protected]] from www.asians247.com exits the support room

A couple of tips for y'all in CS.

Using Sir or Ma'am is always preferred. It makes the customer feel important.

Notice how I bring the family of the customer into the discussion. It let's the customer know we are a family oriented site.

Use of gangsta talk is sometimes helpful. It lets the customer know your "hip."