Worst song to lose your virginity to?
 

My wife and I are debating this. What would be the worst song/s to lose your virginity to?

We immediately ruled out anything funny or ironic, since at least that gives you a good story later. So which songs would simply ruin your first time, creating a really crappy memory that makes your cringe whenever you hear it on the radio for the rest of your life?

Our arguement right now is between "River Of Dreams" by Billy Joel, and "Life Is A Highway" by Tom Cochrane.

Got worse? I also suggested "Everybody Hurts" by R.E.M, but the title disqualified it.

Sunday Bloody Sunday by U2

Meatloaf - Paradise by the Dashboard Light :1orglaugh

Mine was Def Leppard's "Rocket"

Elton John's Rocket man ?

I lost mine to some KISS song, I remember. Not sure which one, but since I was 15...... could be "I was made for loving you". My debut was not a success, so might have been the song :)

karma chameleon by the culture club

can't remember its title but its a song from U2

Pop that pussy. The 2 Live Crew!

That song that goes "I don't want no short dick man". Can't imagine anything much worse to lose the virginity to, lol.
WG

first time is sucked, the second time it was better

Village People - YMCA

Eurythmics -Sweet Dream

Date Rape by Sublime

yeah, but that would be funny :)

heaven is a place on earth - berlinda carlise

that sig is fucking awesome

lonely day by SOAD

Oh that would suuuuuck. Best/worst suggestion so far. :thumbsup

that bicycle song by queen

fat bottom girls by queen
relax by frankie goes to hollywood

Anal Cunt - You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
Anal Cunt - I Lit Your Baby on Fire
Anal Cunt - Women, Nature's Punching Bag

:thumbsup

That was the first thing that popped into my mind also.

Rape Me by Nirvana

Prison Sex by Tool

WASP: Fuck Like a Beast

Gotta love Blackie Lawless :thumbsup

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_f3W3oYeK8B...ke_a_Beast.jpg

I'm not in love, so don't forget it
It's just a silly phase I'm going through
And just because I call you up
Don't get me wrong, don't think you've got it made
I'm not in love, no-no
(It's because...)

I like to see you, but then again
That doesn't mean you mean that much to me
So if I call you, don't make a fuss
Don't tell your friends about the two of us
I'm not in love, no-no
(It's because...)

(Be quiet, big boys don't cry)
(Big boys don't cry)
(Big boys don't cry)
(Big boys don't cry)
(Big boys don't cry)
(Big boys don't cry)
(Big boys don't cry)

I keep your picture upon the wall
It hides a nasty stain that's lyin' there
So don't you ask me to give it back
I know you know it doesn't mean that much to me
I'm not in love, no-no
(It's because...)

Ooh, you'll wait a long time for me
Ooh, you'll wait a long time

Ooh, you'll wait a long time for me
Ooh, you'll wait a long time

I'm not in love, so don't forget it
It's just a silly phase I'm going through
And just because I call you up
Don't get me wrong, don't think you've got it made, ooh

I'm not in love, I'm not in love...

Madonna - Like A Virgin

BTW, if you've never seen it, Al Yankovic does a hilarious parody titled "Like A Surgeon".

The link above is to the embedded YouTube video.

Honorable mention: Donna Summer "She Works Hard for the Money". :2 cents:

ADG

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

or how about...

The Gilligan's Island theme song.

You Better Work by Ru Paul

Pulp - Do you remember the first time?

Slipknot wait and bleed hahahaha :winkwink:

You're all wrong it's this song


https://youtube.com/watch?v=bEuBUnLzrF0

anything by u2, coldplay or the killers - because that means you don't have any taste so you're probably fucking a butt ugly chick

My vote: Meatloaf - Paradise by the Dashboard Light