I Need A Fake Cum Recipe - Anyone?
 

I've been using an old Hardeman family recipe dating back generations.

Great Great Grandpa Hardeman came up with Caro Syrup and powdered sugar which of course he brought over from the old country. Nice look, feel and texture.

This has been fine till I shot a girl a few weeks back. In our first shoot, I used it in her ass for some anal creampie stills. I'd put it in and have her squeeze it out while I took stills.

Anyway, she was back after that and said something about "there's still a huge sticky spot on the seat of my car where all the fake cum drizzled out while I was driving home from our last shoot."

So, this got me thinking that while Great Great Grandpa Hardeman was a great man and an innovator of the fake-cum arts, it may be time for me to seek out alternative recipes.

I don't need it to shoot out of anything or look good on video. Just for stills.

Anyone?

http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=524308


Tell her to use some Goo Gone on the car seats. That shit works wonders.

Egg whites and milk.

+1 Salmonella

there's a pina colada mix that is super convincing you can get at pretty much any liquor store.

I was drunk at a strip club one night and poured it all over my face/glasses.

The people that didn't know what was going on all thought it was splooge. Didn't taste too bad either.

If you were drunk, how do you know it wasn't spooge?

The pina colada mix seems to make the most sense. Although, it's probably almost as sticky as what I already use and the stuff I use now is right on perfect for cum. And it's sweet so the girls don't mind holding it in their mouths for awhile.

Will do, thanks for the tip.

Cetaphil Gentle Skin Cleanser. Looks great on film.

I have used a powdered sugar+ secret stuff mix for years with new guys and their lack of a good money shot ..... problem with ANYTHING sugar based is that yeast, ..imagine that .. yeast lives in vagina's .. and uhm .. yeast thrives on sugar .. ( its how we make alcohol ) and tends to go crazy inside that little hotbox .. growing like mad .. creating one hell of a yeast infection almost 90% of the time .. Soooo that said .. get your ladies to clean out that thing or your gonna have some pretty stinky .. creamy/milky looking shots ..

unless they had a liter of pina colada tasting splooge stored in the walk-in...

either way it didn't taste too bad.

Hair conditioner?

I never thought of that. Interesting. Now, it can't give them a yeast infection in like an hour, right?

So, if I'm shooting a girl and I know she's shooting with some producer I don't like the next day, I can fill her up with sugar to ensure a stinky shoot for him the next day?

Bobby, Tony, Mike, you're all fucked now.

I couldn't find the old style Goo Gone but they have a newer version, it's an orange gel in a spray bottle. It'll get rid of the stickyness.

i have used on myself as a joke to my workers, burger king cinni minii sauce. it looks real and tastes great. It looks so real it almost made one of my workers throw up when he looked at it. so im sure it would look great on camera.

Cetaphil... just don't "swallow".

Someone ought to mass produce and sell fake cum. In the meantime, check out Power Bar brand enegry shots. Mixed with a little confectionary sugar it works okay. However, I wouldn't put it inside of anything but a mouth.

Cheyenne

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there are some liquid soaps that look very convincing. and they come in a dispenser which helps making it look like someone "shot" it ;)

not very tasty for cum swapping though

Why don't you just use your own cum instead of looking for an alternative method?

That is a good question. Guys can't always shoot huge loads. You can keep them in chastity for weeks and still...the load isn't what you need. Even when the load is huge...the lights wash it out...it soaks in before you can get stills that do the load justice. Several male bitches standing around ready to shoot out more would be the best solution. It isn't always possible.

Cheyenne

if they dont have to taste/swallow it then lube with milk looks pretty damn convincing.

FUCK thats gross. Thanks for that visual.
haha

Well, actually I do. Twice for each scene even. However, I use it up for video only and then I need some for stills. I like to take all my stills at once, before the video.

i think you should just work a little harder and make it the old fashioned way.

Then freeze it and thaw it for use?

I think you should STFU and go iron my shirt.

:-)

kidding, please don't hurt me.