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iTouch! 07-03-2009 01:56 AM

Would you buy this kind of golf club?
 
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I don't think i could use it in public it would take me till everyone went away to be able to go!

Jakke PNG 07-03-2009 02:20 AM

I just pee in the bushes if I *REALLY* have to (or in the bag of some asshole who is in my group).

voa 07-03-2009 02:32 AM

In fact i will never ever buy a golf club :)

JimmiDean 07-03-2009 03:00 AM

Nope use a bush or even better a bathroom.

tranza 07-03-2009 05:57 AM

WTF?? It needs to be a joke!

Mike Semen 07-03-2009 06:59 AM

Thats dumber than the rotating office chair. just piss in the bushes ffs. Everybody does it.

420 07-03-2009 07:11 AM

Quote:

How many times has this happened? You're playing 18 holes with your best buddies, drinking sport-"ades", water, beer, etc. You're coming up to the 3rd hole with no rest room in sight. There are no trees or bushes around and you just have to go, what are you going to do?

The UroClub? is the discrete, sanitary way for your urgent relief. Created by a Board Certified Urologist, it looks like an ordinary golf club, but contains a reservoir built into the grip to relieve yourself. The UroClub? is leak proof, easy to clean and no more embarrassing moments.
So you pay to carry piss around for 15 holes instead of taking a leak on the fairway? I just thought of a new invention. The DefaClub?

woj 07-03-2009 07:12 AM

gotta be a joke :1orglaugh

Si 07-03-2009 07:22 AM

:1orglaugh

My cock wouldn't fit in that for a start.

Kenny B! 07-03-2009 07:57 AM

That's retarded, but I'm sure someone is buying it

Scott McD 07-03-2009 09:00 AM

What if you need a shit ??

Deesnuts 07-03-2009 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 16027112)
What if you need a shit ??

So you pay to carry piss around for 15 holes instead of taking a leak on the fairway? I just thought of a new invention. The DefaClub?

96ukssob 07-03-2009 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 16026731)
So you pay to carry piss around for 15 holes instead of taking a leak on the fairway? I just thought of a new invention. The DefaClub?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deesnuts (Post 16027235)
So you pay to carry piss around for 15 holes instead of taking a leak on the fairway? I just thought of a new invention. The DefaClub?

hmmmmmm....

Lee 07-03-2009 09:55 AM

Yeah the driver head could contain a "secret" lid, so you can carry up to 460cc of fresh shit, if you had a curry the night before you would be screwed though.

Itchy 07-03-2009 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Jakke PNG (Post 16026245)
I just pee in the bushes if I *REALLY* have to (or in the bag of some asshole who is in my group).

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

iTouch! 07-03-2009 11:03 AM

lol at all the replies


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