WTF? Too lazy to date online? Outsource your shit
 

This company handles all our online dating tasks--profile maintenance etc http://www.doneforyoudating.com/

WTF?!

Do you guys think there's a market for this... :helpme

Here's a video message from the founder explaining WHY THE FUCK would anyone use this...

lack of time and too many hoes dogg

Thanks Juicy, my prayers haver been answered, all I have to do is get laid now:thumbsup

Can they handle the actual chores of dating / maintenence and just let me know when its time to get laid? That would free up so much of my time.
WG

fucking sweet! do they handle the break ups and dinner with her parents and such too after the first few dates?

"um yeah sorry jane i can't make it tonight but i'm sending you this asian guy for you to introduce in my place to your folks.. but come over after and we'll have sex"

Here is what I want from a service like this.

I want them to pick her up, take her to a nice place for dinner and take her somewhere she wants to go. Be attentive and listen to her. Care about her and enjoy conversation with her. Then slowly seduce her. Once she is on all fours, naked on the bed I'll run in, pump her hard for about 2 minutes, pull out and cum on her back then run back out of the room. The dating service can apologize for me cumming so fast, get her cleaned up and get her home.

What do you think they will charge for this.

;)

I like that. Outsource the shit parts, save the fun stuff for yourself.

"It can take weeks of your time just to arrange one date. Besides, you don't want to deal with the frustration of conversations that go nowhere, the endless waiting, or the sting of rejection. We take the hits and do the hard work for you"

I love this!!!!!

Lets face it, if you're dating online chances are you DO HAVE LOTS OF FREE TIME since you aren't getting nagged by a chick or cleaning your house to impress anyone. Useless service.

that would be ideal :1orglaugh

isn't it a fake? :)

I thought this would be a link to Tim Ferris... he did it first, half as a joke but it worked

Donkey penis seeks 18F for 1 year term [on the side] relationship. Who do I call?

That cracked me up! LOL

that shit works, I have so much more free time now

I buy hookers.

this is great idea for escorts.. arranging dates for immediate needs