| marketsmart |
09-02-2009 10:26 AM |
I shot a ladyboy last night - Ladyboy lovers, do not read this thread
The street I live on in Thailand is LITTERED with ladyboy's. In fact, all of Thailand has them, but my street is pretty bad. Nasty ladyboy's that will give you AIDS if they bite you. They chase you every time you leave or come into the street. Their assholes hanging out, red, swollen, tits dragging on the ground, ladyboy's dragging their itchy asses on the pavement... real fucked up ladyboy's. The kind you want NOTHING to do with.
The locals like to "keep" them, but they don't take care of them. They throw out scraps for them to eat and then beat them with sticks from time to time for no reason at all.
Before I kill one, I tell the locals about the ladyboy in question, the one that tried to bite me, and warm them that if he does it again, I will kill it. At first they didn't listen to me, so I killed a couple with machetes and put their heads on the fence posts so all the locals could see them when they woke up at sunrise. After that, I have not had to kill many ladyboy's until last night.
One of the locals got this big fucking monster of a ladyboy and it has been chasing me on my bike daily. It's chasing everyone, trying to bite them. It bit a little kid in the face (local kid) and this poor kid is ruined for life now. The locals did nothing. I went down with my machete and hit that fucking thing in the head, and it didn't die!!! Blood everywhere, but days later, it's STILL chasing people!!!! It's like a zombie ladyboy.
So, last night after it tried again to bite me as I drove by, I borrowed the neighbors 9mm, walked down the street and shot that fucker 5 times. It took 3 to put him down!!! Then I drug this monster to my place, cut his head off, and took the head back to the persons house who was feeding it, and sat it on their porch.
Today I went out and had to pass what is usually a army of ladyboy's. There was not a ladyboy in sight and all of the locals were mad eye balling me as I drove by. I'm curious to see how long they will keep the ladyboy's in line this time.
(The moral of this story is that there's not much difference between a ladyboy and a dog)
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