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Mutt 09-12-2009 06:55 AM

World's worst accent?
 
German is a given as the worst scariest accent - so what accents are vying for the 2nd worst accents?

Buffalo, NY/Chicago - you could have a PhD in astrophysics and still sound like a moron.

Fletch XXX 09-12-2009 07:03 AM

i dont know but i just watched a video of a french girl getting fucked and loved hearing her speak french during the sex!! its why I married one!

Machete_ 09-12-2009 07:11 AM

STUPID brits.. Not brits, just the stupid brits



I was once on a 3 days Mylex product training seminar, and the speaker in the sales-pitch segment, was a female salesperson that spoke that way.

I cant remember a single word she said, I just remember wanting to strangle her.


English with a strong Finnish accent is bad as well, but not as bad as this

Pixelbucks Eric 09-12-2009 07:18 AM

Limburgs. The Dutch people will know what i'm talking about :P

Twig 09-12-2009 07:21 AM

I read "World's worst accident?".

CaptainHowdy 09-12-2009 07:48 AM

The voice itself it's awful...

marcop 09-12-2009 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 16310240)
German is a given as the worst scariest accent - so what accents are vying for the 2nd worst accents?

Buffalo, NY/Chicago - you could have a PhD in astrophysics and still sound like a moron.

I'd beg to differ with German being the worst--the accent I hate most is Ulster (Northern Ireland). It's very harsh. The southern Irish accent is much softer. Some South Africans (those who speak Afrikaans, I'd say) also have an ugly accent, IMHO, too.

BTW, American girls seemed to really like my London accent... that's why I haven't lost it even after almost 30 years in the US.

DonovanTrent 09-12-2009 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 16310240)
Buffalo, NY/Chicago - you could have a PhD in astrophysics and still sound like a moron.

I believe New Jersey Italian has the above beat by a mile. Southern Indiana is also very bad on the "what????" scale, the only worse I can think of is backwoods Louisiana.

beerptrol 09-12-2009 08:42 AM

Asian. My Calculus teacher in college Bs And 3s sounded the same

okok 09-12-2009 08:45 AM

Baltimore/Philly/mid-Atlantic hon. Does not get worse. Recall any old John Waters movie if it does not immediately come to mind.

Scott McD 09-12-2009 08:50 AM

Liverpool... :2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

Mutt 09-12-2009 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marcop (Post 16310382)
I'd beg to differ with German being the worst--the accent I hate most is Ulster (Northern Ireland). It's very harsh. The southern Irish accent is much softer. Some South Africans (those who speak Afrikaans, I'd say) also have an ugly accent, IMHO, too.

BTW, American girls seemed to really like my London accent... that's why I haven't lost it even after almost 30 years in the US.

Brits have great accents - from the sophisticated Oxford accent to Cockney. I love listening to video tutorials with British speakers, I pay more attention.

Mutt 09-12-2009 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by okok (Post 16310454)
Baltimore/Philly/mid-Atlantic hon. Does not get worse. Recall any old John Waters movie if it does not immediately come to mind.

i don't know what that accent sounds like really - all I know is it would have to be pretty bad to beat the Great Lakes accent found in Buffalo and Chicago.

Mutt 09-12-2009 09:01 AM

South African accent is pretty annoying.

CamTraffic 09-12-2009 09:02 AM

German is the the worst, sounds horrible...
Brit and french accent will get you some ass in the US no doubt :thumbsup
Spanish accent is too close to the latino accent

Joe King 09-12-2009 09:06 AM

NYC accent is the absolute worst.

Mutt 09-12-2009 09:07 AM

British and French accents are nice. The Eastern European accents are comical, even before Borat. Spanish accents aren't bad, who doesn't like Speedy Gonzalez and Ricardo Montalban?

Southern US accents are interesting.

It's amazing how accents usually reflect national and regional characteristics.

pentae 09-12-2009 09:11 AM

That Japanese guy from Heroes. Wost. Accent. Ever

beerptrol 09-12-2009 09:28 AM

I hate drunken slobberish too

MaDalton 09-12-2009 09:43 AM

he - why you no like ze german accent??? :glugglug

as a non native english speaker i have a hard time to understand scottish and australian people sometimes...

but blaming people who are not native speakers for their accents is kind of uncool anyways. how many other languages do you speak without accent, Mutt?

PamiebDVD 09-12-2009 09:48 AM

Boston accents drive me insane!

d-null 09-12-2009 10:04 AM

not sure which is the worst, but any accent where they inexplicably completely leave out letters in the pronunciation of words is kind of lame


like when some pronounce the word "card" and make it sound like "cod"

or those that say "di-int" when they are trying to say "didn't"

:2 cents:

scottybuzz 09-12-2009 10:17 AM

Scottish accents im not a fan off. Nor the typical U.S.A frat boys accent, but that may be because I just don't like them.

I love girls with Irish accents.

baddog 09-12-2009 10:22 AM

I used to hate family reunions because of the Irish. I have uncles that went to their grave with me never understanding a word they said.

Janak 09-13-2009 05:57 PM

Definitely Australian. At least their rural accent.

Adult-biz 09-13-2009 06:18 PM

Brummies in terms of the British Isles.

Globally - A West African/Nigerian accent often sounds aggressive.

Max - RiotDesign 09-13-2009 06:36 PM

Totally love aussie accent. Russian & German are pretty bad

Overload 09-13-2009 06:58 PM

did ya us/en talkn guys ever think bout how yer bad mouth wud sound in german? ;)

aber wer von euch kann überhaupt EIN wort in deutsch ausser "scheisse"? rofl

selena 09-13-2009 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanTrent (Post 16310441)
ISouthern Indiana is also very bad on the "what????" scale,

We don't have accents in southern Indiana. :upsidedow

Jman 09-13-2009 07:00 PM

French is the sexiest... OUI OUI!!!!

Janak 09-13-2009 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Max - RiotDesign (Post 16315605)
Totally love aussie accent. Russian & German are pretty bad

Jesus, really? To me the Australian accent sounds sexist and stupid (in the same way that the South African one sounds racist.)

Major (Tom) 09-13-2009 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 16310240)
German is a given as the worst scariest accent - so what accents are vying for the 2nd worst accents?

Buffalo, NY/Chicago - you could have a PhD in astrophysics and still sound like a moron.

Boston
People from Wisconsin. At one of the shows in jamaica i met this girl from wisconsin. I couldnt understand a word she was saying. It sounded like canadian, while eating 5 pieces of bread.

I was told, (can't verify it's truth) but supposedly the midwest doesnt have an accent.
I'm no linguist though.
Cheers
Duke

Major (Tom) 09-13-2009 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by sexus (Post 16315566)
Brummies in terms of the British Isles.

Globally - A West African/Nigerian accent often sounds aggressive.


Hmm, but they sound so polite in their emails.
Duke

jakethedog 09-13-2009 10:25 PM

Come on .. Newfie is bad and good at the same time .. can't understand them till your drunk to the nuts as well ..



Hank_Heartland 09-13-2009 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 16315988)
Boston
People from Wisconsin. At one of the shows in jamaica i met this girl from wisconsin. I couldnt understand a word she was saying. It sounded like canadian, while eating 5 pieces of bread.

I was told, (can't verify it's truth) but supposedly the midwest doesnt have an accent.
I'm no linguist though.
Cheers
Duke

You've got that right Duke...That's why most of your News anchors are from the midwest because we don't have an accent:thumbsup

Mutt, what you talking about Willis:disgust

Blingbaby 09-13-2009 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 16310509)

It's amazing how accents usually reflect national and regional characteristics.

They don't really, some phonetically differences just don't uhmm *translate* well.. And your anti german thing might have more to do with your circumcision than anything else imo..

ContentPimp 09-14-2009 12:20 AM

No offense to any Hungarian peeps out there, but the Hungarian accent is horrible when they speak English.

That is not all, Hungarian society as a whole is all about kissing America's ass. Yet, they can't show the most basic form of respect by pronouncing words properly!!!

Take for instance the word "three" for the number 3.

Since they have an extreme hard time pronouncing the "TH" in three, instead of saying TREE, they say SREEEEEE

so, Mr and Mr Smith becomes Mr and Mrs SMISSSSSS for instance
South Park becomes SAUSSSSSSSS PARK
etc etc

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

BAKO 09-14-2009 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tinafaye (Post 16316245)
No offense to any Hungarian peeps out there, but the Hungarian accent is horrible when they speak English.

That is not all, Hungarian society as a whole is all about kissing America's ass. Yet, they can't show the most basic form of respect by pronouncing words properly!!!

Take for instance the word "three" for the number 3.

Since they have an extreme hard time pronouncing the "TH" in three, instead of saying TREE, they say SREEEEEE

so, Mr and Mr Smith becomes Mr and Mrs SMISSSSSS for instance
South Park becomes SAUSSSSSSSS PARK
etc etc

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I use to date a Hungarian chick before, she didn't really talk much since my cock was always in her mouth :pimp

ContentPimp 09-14-2009 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BAKO (Post 16316252)
I use to date a Hungarian chick before, she didn't really talk much since my cock was always in her mouth :pimp

LOL :thumbsup

Raf1 09-14-2009 01:04 AM

Germans speaking English don't sound that bad, it's Germans speaking German that sound scary, lol :)

Ross 09-14-2009 01:38 AM

Russian for me.. I don't like the accent at all. I love Irish and Spanish accents.

Also got a soft spot for those LA chicks with their rich girl accents lol. Accents like Kourtney Kardashians.. love hearing hot chicks talking to each other.

bhutocracy 09-14-2009 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tinafaye (Post 16316245)
No offense to any Hungarian peeps out there, but the Hungarian accent is horrible when they speak English.

That is not all, Hungarian society as a whole is all about kissing America's ass. Yet, they can't show the most basic form of respect by pronouncing words properly!!!

Take for instance the word "three" for the number 3.

Since they have an extreme hard time pronouncing the "TH" in three, instead of saying TREE, they say SREEEEEE

so, Mr and Mr Smith becomes Mr and Mrs SMISSSSSS for instance
South Park becomes SAUSSSSSSSS PARK
etc etc

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


Bahaha, about a third of the relos I know are Hungarian. "Ssreee" lol.. I don't mind it obviously, but it's a funny language to listen to in full flight.

bhutocracy 09-14-2009 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janak (Post 16315920)
Jesus, really? To me the Australian accent sounds sexist and stupid (in the same way that the South African one sounds racist.)

Well, er.. Isn't that just ascribing traits you've picked up through the media from prominent figures and events to the country's? ;)

quiet 09-14-2009 02:35 AM

i don't have a problem with any accents. we're all different, that's something to embrace, not bitch about. travel beyond north america. jesus.

Russian 09-14-2009 02:38 AM

How many of you native English speakers speak ANY other language? I mean SPEAK, not asking "how much?" in Spanish. I speak 2 not including my native one.
Have you ever heard an American speaking Czech? Haha! And you're saying Russian accent is bad? Oh come on... :)

bhutocracy 09-14-2009 02:40 AM

One thing I've always found funny is how interviews with Brits or Aussies/New Zealanders sometimes have subtitles in the US.

quantum-x 09-14-2009 02:43 AM

Quebecois accent. It's like american french. Sorry Jean-Francois, sorry Ariel ;)

v4 media 09-14-2009 05:43 AM

Birmingham, England.. terrible accent sounds like they've got a cold.

Andalucia, Spain.. They sound like they have a speech impediment and drop letters all the time.

Dutch people speaking english, not terrible but funny as they always stress the wrong part of the sentence. Although my Dutch is probably terrible to them, hehe.

South African is horrible, but I love Australian.

tranza 09-14-2009 05:47 AM

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Joe King 09-14-2009 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 16310582)
he - why you no like ze german accent??? :glugglug

as a non native english speaker i have a hard time to understand scottish and australian people sometimes...

but blaming people who are not native speakers for their accents is kind of uncool anyways. how many other languages do you speak without accent, Mutt?

The sheep do not like German because Hollywood portrays Germans as evil.


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