GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   Serious Relationship Question for USD $1,000,000... (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=928656)

madawgz 09-18-2009 10:49 PM

Serious Relationship Question for USD $1,000,000...
 
If some random guy wanted to marry your girlfriend and would give her 1M dollars would you let her do it?

And:

- She can divorce him 1 day after the wedding
- There is no honeymoon
- No fucking is involved

would you tell her to go for it and split the profits?

http://www.topnews.in/files/dollars.jpg

Socks 09-18-2009 10:51 PM

I'd be smart and take $250k up front to let him have her, fuck the chance of her leaving your ass for $0!

JD 09-18-2009 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks (Post 16336965)
I'd be smart and take $250k up front to let him have her, fuck the chance of her leaving your ass for $0!

ding ding ding

gecko 09-18-2009 11:11 PM

Show me the money!

comeplay 09-18-2009 11:12 PM

I believe people have done similar for much much less. I know a couple that married another couple for two years for 10-15k each just so the others could get citizenship.

TheSenator 09-18-2009 11:41 PM

A bitch is a depreciating value. Even if you let the bitch fuck the dude for a billion, she is gonna divorce your weak ass eventually and take all of her money.

Only weak ass mother fuckers ask these kind of questions.

digitaldivas 09-18-2009 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks (Post 16336965)
I'd be smart and take $250k up front to let him have her, fuck the chance of her leaving your ass for $0!

Yeah, if she was down to do anything like that, better to let someone else have her until she grows up, imho. :thumbsup

digitaldivas 09-18-2009 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 16337057)
A bitch is a depreciating value. Even if you let the bitch fuck the dude for a billion, she is gonna divorce your weak ass eventually and take all of her money.

Only weak ass mother fuckers ask these kind of questions.


Yeah, it's a question of values, women of today are much, much different than they were, ...even a decade ago. Some of these twenty something hotties say shit that makes me stand back sometimes and just be like wtf? But even women of today always are running "tests" on guys, just to see whats up. Guys do the same stupid shit too. And unfortunately, once the game is up, it's not interesting anymore or your just fucking boring, she's gone in the wind. And if someone just has a low self esteem, your easy pickings to a girl with a grudge. Sad but true.

WiredGuy 09-19-2009 12:17 AM

Why would she split the profits with you after its said and done?
WG

slapass 09-19-2009 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz (Post 16336963)
If some random guy wanted to marry your girlfriend and would give her 1M dollars would you let her do it?

And:

- She can divorce him 1 day after the wedding
- There is no honeymoon
- No fucking is involved

would you tell her to go for it and split the profits?

http://www.topnews.in/files/dollars.jpg

Why would anyone say no? She can keep the profits but it is a cool opportunity to score some big cash so go for it. I must not understand the question.

seeandsee 09-19-2009 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz (Post 16336963)
If some random guy wanted to marry your girlfriend and would give her 1M dollars would you let her do it?

And:

- She can divorce him 1 day after the wedding
- There is no honeymoon
- No fucking is involved

would you tell her to go for it and split the profits?

http://www.topnews.in/files/dollars.jpg

why the fucking not?

BlackCrayon 09-19-2009 06:28 AM

Why would anyone do it with those stipulations? Might as well just put the money in a blender, eat it and the shit it out.

Joe King 09-19-2009 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 16337119)
Why would she split the profits with you after its said and done?
WG

If you treat women bad enough they tend to do whatever you want. :2 cents:

Manowar 09-19-2009 06:42 AM

easiest question ever

bbobby86 09-19-2009 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz (Post 16336963)
If some random guy wanted to marry your girlfriend and would give her 1M dollars would you let her do it?

And:

- She can divorce him 1 day after the wedding
- There is no honeymoon
- No fucking is involved

would you tell her to go for it and split the profits?

http://www.topnews.in/files/dollars.jpg

I will let her go no problem... for a less than 1M...

pentae 09-19-2009 07:02 AM

Depends how hot she is? Pics

CaptainHowdy 09-19-2009 07:06 AM

Why would anyone spend 1 million buckeroos in not fucking your girlfriend?... It's possible but very unlikely.

L-Pink 09-19-2009 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe King (Post 16337530)
If you treat women bad enough they tend to do whatever you want. :2 cents:

You know that is the saddest but truest quote I have read in quite some time.


.

Twig 09-19-2009 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks (Post 16336965)
I'd be smart and take $250k up front to let him have her, fuck the chance of her leaving your ass for $0!

Fucking genius! You sir are a man among men.

Phoenix 09-19-2009 08:08 AM

socks for the win...but to add to it...once you have the 250k...move and get two more hotones

datatank 09-19-2009 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 16337119)
Why would she split the profits with you after its said and done?
WG

You must be new

http://www.filehurricane.com/viewert...erCA2Y74Y2.jpg

beerptrol 09-19-2009 09:21 AM

not only would i get some of the money up front, but i would make sure they got married in a state where she was entitled to half the assets and once they file for divorce she would file for 1/2 the assets

woj 09-19-2009 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks (Post 16336965)
I'd be smart and take $250k up front to let him have her, fuck the chance of her leaving your ass for $0!

:thumbsup

madawgz 09-19-2009 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 16337581)
Why would anyone spend 1 million buckeroos in not fucking your girlfriend?... It's possible but very unlikely.

The 1M was spent so when he marries her she might fall in love with him and forget about you

umbralui 09-19-2009 11:53 AM

http://www.114bt.com/btimg/2009/6/7/7931500.jpg

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107211/

:winkwink:

nico-t 09-19-2009 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks (Post 16336965)
I'd be smart and take $250k up front to let him have her, fuck the chance of her leaving your ass for $0!

word......

Cyber Fucker 09-19-2009 02:47 PM

No, and if he still insisted I would fucking beat the shit out of him.

VeriSexy 09-19-2009 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 16337581)
Why would anyone spend 1 million buckeroos in not fucking your girlfriend?... It's possible but very unlikely.

Exactly what I'm thinking:error

gornyhuy 09-19-2009 07:05 PM

This scenario is retarded in 13.5 ways.

CamsMaster 09-20-2009 09:09 AM

wow my eyes are hearting me when I see so much money....

96ukssob 09-20-2009 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks (Post 16336965)
I'd be smart and take $250k up front to let him have her, fuck the chance of her leaving your ass for $0!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :thumbsup

potter 09-20-2009 10:25 AM

Why would he pay the boyfriend? What the fuck, that doesn't make any sense... Why wouldn't he go straight to the girl and offer her the million?

This is fucking retarded.

2MuchMark 09-20-2009 10:29 AM

YAWN.... !

Ok here is how it would play out.

If she is already considering it, then she likes the guy. Why would she marry him, get the $1M, and then divorce him AND give you HALF? She would marry him and stay with him and end up with alot more, and never have to worry about supporting her broke-ass boyfriend.

Iron Fist 09-20-2009 10:30 AM

I came in here to say all the above ^^^^^

madawgz 09-20-2009 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbwebmaster (Post 16338738)
No, and if he still insisted I would fucking beat the shit out of him.

welcome to 1 vs 100

http://blog.pricegrabber.co.uk/butto...1vs100logo.jpg

CaptainHowdy 09-20-2009 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz (Post 16338393)
The 1M was spent so when he marries her she might fall in love with him and forget about you

Thing is... no girl I'd date is worth that much cash LOL.

madawgz 09-20-2009 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 16341089)
Thing is... no girl I'd date is worth that much cash LOL.

assume you love this girl, then what :upsidedow

Licentious 09-20-2009 09:26 PM

Do I have to get her back??:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

mikesouth 09-20-2009 11:16 PM

Ive had bitches Id pay HIM to take

cam_girls 09-21-2009 03:40 AM

Buy me a movie ticket and some popcorn and you can tie her up and gang bang her.


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 04:51 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123