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After Shock Media 09-22-2009 01:48 AM

I need a sub contractor for a job. Details inside.
 
I need someone with the following skills and the ability to comprehend written instructions.

1. You must be proficient with the usage of Elevated X CMS, primarily adding in content, descriptions, search tags, and the like.
2. You must be able to give me a solid time quote to add the content to the CMS or a flat rate and day you will be completed.
3. You must be able to meet pre set milestones by pre set dates.
4. You must contact me via email only, include GFY EX job in tittle.
5. You must have a very firm grasp on English. I do not want to have to fix typo's.
6. If you do not work during PST working hours, you must be contactable at very least between 3pm pst. and 8pm pst.
7. You must have references with using the script in question. They will be contacted.
8. You must accept payment in other forms besides epassport.


Secondary skill, optional and or may be bid separate.
If you understand elevated X CMS enough to know how to properly alter the templates and how to incorporate updates and news into tours and affiliate tools you may also contact me as listed.
Warning I do not just go for pretty web design. Sites have to be functional over pretty. Design should not also make it SEO unfriendly, again pretty pictures cut up do that.

Barefootsies 09-22-2009 01:53 AM

Good luck BROtha.

Deej 09-22-2009 02:16 AM

not the most fluent with elevated but i have dealt with it and I hold all the rest of those abilities... now if only I could figure out email...

Loch 09-22-2009 02:18 AM

i read halt teh first sentcenceee, can i have jab?

Stacks Banned for Life 09-22-2009 02:42 AM

I lurve EX!

batts 09-22-2009 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 16347281)
Good luck BROtha.

Pathetic.:2 cents:

After Shock Media 09-22-2009 02:00 PM

So glad that everyone is working and nobody needs any jobs.

smutnut 09-22-2009 02:03 PM

Maybe you're criteria is too rigid. I know the Clinton era is long gone, but you should still make your work environment seem a little fun.

After Shock Media 09-22-2009 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 16349493)
Maybe you're criteria is too rigid. I know the Clinton era is long gone, but you should still make your work environment seem a little fun.

rigid?
I need a certain skill set, I do not want to have to retype everything, I expect a time of contact, and I expect a completion date or milestones and that is rigid?

Not sure if I should laugh or not.

smutnut 09-22-2009 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 16349556)
rigid?


Not sure if I should laugh or not.

Yeah, you should sort of laugh.

Why aren't you getting any results? No one wants work?

smutnut 09-22-2009 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 16349556)
rigid?
I need a certain skill set, I do not want to have to retype everything, I expect a time of contact, and I expect a completion date or milestones and that is rigid?

Not sure if I should laugh or not.

I'll bet that last thing about epassporte payments is hurting you the most. Just throwing it out there.

GrouchyAdmin 09-22-2009 02:32 PM

Ya know, AJ offers a service to do this..

Va2k 09-22-2009 02:33 PM

Good luck dewd!

Stacks Banned for Life 09-22-2009 02:37 PM

Emailed you :thumbsup

DefaultMan 09-22-2009 03:13 PM

Email sent

smutnut 09-22-2009 03:19 PM

I'll just take 10% :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

After Shock Media 09-22-2009 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 16349594)
I'll bet that last thing about epassporte payments is hurting you the most. Just throwing it out there.

Doubtful as everyone else I deal with for things is fine with not taking epassport. Plus to be brutally honest, the only times I get scammed for work is when someone only takes epassport.

I have been getting some contact. I just like to have a few to select from. I am not for instance just looking for cheapest, as I understand very often the cheap comes out expensive. I am just wanting to see skill sets, references, and of course emails.

CPimp 09-22-2009 07:07 PM

Damn wish I had experience with that script.

comeplay 09-22-2009 08:32 PM

Oh I was hoping this would be regarding the shed moving and french drain project. I was going to see if I could get a guy out there to get a price for ya.


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