Best worst jokes
 

What does a termite eat for breakfast?

oak-meal

What's the friendliest school?

hi-school

Why didn't the life guard save the hippie?

he was too far out

What kind of cheese isn't yours?

not-chyo cheese




more?

Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

Because he's black

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped his ass...

What did the woman at th beach say to michael jackson?

get out of my son

What's the definition of gross?

Siamese twins conjoined at the mouth and one throws up.

What did one priest say to the other as they walked into the gay bar?

Let's go get shitfaced.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One's white and harmful to children, the other is a plastic bag.


What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a zit?

One cums on your face when you're 13, the other is a zit.

some good ones around here... LOL

what do you call a black man with a phd?





a doctor you racist!

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
-I have no-eye-deer

What do you call a fish with no I's?
- Fsh

What's an owls favorite subject?
- Owlgebra

What do you call a senior citizen who can't stop showing their genitals in public?

Madonna.

Why did Madonna feed her baby Alpo dog food?

She didn't have a choice. That's just what came out of her breasts.

In what U.S. state did my ex-wife first have sex with her dentist?

I don’t actually know, but when I see her in court next month Alaska!

Q: What's the worst thing about getting a heart/lung transplant?
A: Coughing up someone else's pleghm!

Three vampires walk into a bar
First vampire: Give me a cup of blood
Second vampire: Give me a cup of blood
Third Vampire: Give me a cup of hot water
Bartender: Your buddies wanted a cup of blood, why do you want just a cup of hot water?
The vampire pulls out a used tampon "tea time!"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

shortest joke, "a baby seal walks into a club"

Some nice jokes here...

ok that made me chuckle :)

What should you do when you see a spaceman ?

Park in it man!!