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One More Thing I Can't Do.....make coffee naked...

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SPRINGFIELD, Va. - A Springfield, Virginia man is facing an indecent exposure charge after a passerby spotted the man naked in his kitchen and reported it to police.

Eric Williamson, 29, is a commercial diver who grew up in Hawaii and rents home with several co-workers. Williamson told FOX 5's Will Thomas his roommates were not home and he walked into the kitchen to make coffee about 5:30 a.m. Monday.

"Yes, I wasn't wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me," Williamson said

The complaint came from an unidentified woman who was walking with a 7-year-old boy. A Fairfax County Police spokesman said officers arrested Williamson for indecent exposure because they believe he wanted to be seen naked by the public.

Officer Bud Walker said officers also consulted the Commonwealth's Attorney's Office and they were given the green light to proceed with the charge.

Williamson, who is father of a 5-year old girl, said he feels like the victim.

"I am a loving dad. Any of my friends and anyone knows that and there is not a chance on this planet I would ever, ever, ever do anything like that to a kid," he said.

Williamson is meeting with a lawyer to fight the charge and may attempt to seek damages from Fairfax County Police. If convicted on the misdemeanor charge, he would face up to one year in jail and a $2,000 fine.

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/loca...aces_charge s

If he is telling the truth, crap like this makes a guy want to contribute to his defense fund.

At 5:30 a.m. in your own home, you have every right to walk around naked.

that's such a joke. How come they don't arrest the stupid woman for trespassing?

I'd file charges against the woman for being a "peeping tom"

Wow, that's just crazy.

I'd be pissed, maybe the woman was just jealous her husband wasn't hung like this guy. ; )

The story yesterday said that the woman and kid were "cutting through" the mans property.. is this a new story or the same one? holy cow thats quite a detail to miss!(?)

Oh look at this, an interesting twist or two maybe?
http://www.wtop.com/?nid=25&sid=1790464

Same story, more details and another account from the woman than what the man says.

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 16458722)

The story yesterday said that the woman and kid were "cutting through" the mans property.. is this a new story or the same one? holy cow thats quite a detail to miss!(?)

whoops, yeah, looks like there was an update:

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/loca...offee_upda te

Wow thats nutty too.. passing out flyers to ask if anyone has seen him naked!? lmao whoa!

I have a house in this county

You have no idea how fucked up this place is - all gay defense contractors pretending to be straight. Horrifying.

The trespassing bitch who turned him in was the wife of a Fairfax county police officer. So they are spending our tax money so his wife can't see a real dong.

Pretty sure you always should be able to walk around your house naked. Well with some consideration I suppose. A normal house, sure why not. Just use fucking common sense.

Who in the hell really thinks if he wanted to be seen he would of picked that hour of the morning in hopes that someone walking a kid would be out there that early.