Orlando cops took my hoe to jail last night in a backpage.com sting, friday nite fun
 

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it never ends here in florida... for those of you who dont know during the daytime i shoot content and shit and at night im a driver for this 18yr old escort here in orlando. im not a pimp/player/mackdaddy, just a driver. its a good small time cash hustle that i do most nights. actually i drive her and create her ads on backpage. she keeps whatever she earns and basically kicks me back 50 bucks for every call i drive her to. petty hustle but its a living.

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well anyway last night she gets a call at this real shitty looking super8 on intl' drive in orlando and apparently the guy wants her for an hour (200) which is kinda odd considering hes in a 30 dollar hotel. and i remember overhearing on their phone convo the guy asking 'are u law enforcement' to my girl... like kinda gaining her trust a bit. so anyway her greed kicked in and i drove her there. something didnt feel right after about 10min. white bangbus style cargo vans pulled up without plates on them, and they had these little hydraulic lifts on the back like for hoveround wheelchairs... i immediately texted her and called her as i was chillin at the hotel pool for a bit doing pushups and looking normal, from my usual vantage point in the cut as i wait for her to come out. i saw cops rush in and come out with 2 girls. i didnt even think she was one of them she looked so tiny i said that couldn't be her. then all her calls started going to voicemail, and no response, until finally i get a pickup, and a mute voice on the other end. i know somethings up. i call up some of my other escort friends who i fuck from time to time and do videos with and they ask me to reference the number who called them. sure enough the same number called them up just a few minutes later so you know it was the fucking cops playing with everyone on backpage that day. like why would the same number call an escort back to back like that.

this black chick jayda, my fave escort told me that super8s and any kind of shitty hotel is where they always do stings at, never in upscale places like the westin etc. she even told me that here in florida, disney and seaworld area actually pays the cops to stay away from their area and not enforce busting escorts there as its bad for the parks business. she tells me this as she bangs a few cops and i shit you not nigga i heard it firsthand. so anyway i go here to being captain save a ho and even though im short on money i feel obligated to bail her funky ass out, so i eventually find a bondsman that will accept 2 of my canonGL1s as collateral on her 600 dollar bond (what a smokin deal right) i kept one of them to shoot with here as i gotta make some scenes today and tommorow for you Voland (wink wink) and you wanna hear the most stupid ridiculous part the girl, who is only 18 by the way... is still in jail because she so far has refused to sign the bond paper (basically promising a court date etc) and she just is freaking the fuck out cause shes never been arrested etc, calling all her bfs and shit. i went to the bond place and the agent said some dude was just in there asking about her (some local bf) so im sure the truth is out about her to a limited extent now. she tried to keep her private life private, and escort in a city 50 miles from where she lived but now shes running her italian motormouth. she needs to just sign the fuckin papers and walk outta there with me but crackers dont beleive fat meat is greasy and maybe she thinks its some sort of trick im sure she feels confused, and i cant talk to her only the bondsman not for 4 days at least, but she can walk whenever she signs. what a weird nite. and by the way mr pink if you're reading this i did film that couple a few days ago... DD leezi (below) http://www.shimmycash.com/ahailey.jpg who calls herself hailey cummings now brought her bf dude over and that was just kinda different to shoot other people fucking cause i was gonna pov her and smack them titties like boxing bags, but a scene is a scene is a scene. lets hope this day has a happy ending. ugh... i need to go workout

Thanks for naming all your sites after me!

almost sounds like an 'unforgivable' story - https://youtube.com/watch?v=V1imuEfaL28

racist pos

You're not her pimp but you take 25% of a rare $200 booking.. so probably 50% of a $100....

but not her pimp? right?
and you make the backpage ads, but not her pimp right?

;)

good spam.
or sad life.
either way.

what you need is like 10 other hoes...so when 1-2 go down....you got backups ready to hit the sheets

damn crime dont pay

your blog.
wow.

congrats on scoring the natuzzi leather sofa for $100 so you didn't have to buy the Ikea ;)
keepin' it classy.

umm a pimp finds her guys to fuck and protects her.. all he is is her driver/ad maker.. big deal?

If I find a hooker down here in central america, and make her some CL ads, then tell her if she finds some guy from it then she gotta give me $50, do i automatically become her pimp?

Theres a difference between referral fee and being a pimp :2 cents:

i have no idea who you are

Wait
What is this
There are TWO

:1orglaugh if i were anything close to a pimp i would take 100% of everything she earns and in exchange provide her with food/clothing/shelter/protection/bail/entertainment and a "lifestyle" which includes listening to all her fucking problems etc etc like a codependent relationship. i dont have the time nor want that kind of responsibility on anyone. i shoot porn and am getting ready to launch another paysite and thats my bread and butter. in the meantime i have to eat, so i drive a girl around at night, i ask no questions, and she pays me, its really that simple. maybe i should start up a tube site and plaster it with 200pps banners so i can make an honest webmaster living... but i dont roll like that. and just so that you know, PS the girl tells me she makes 400+ per call sometimes, so 50 to me really ain't shit

you defintely had an interesting evening LOL next film it all goin down so we can see what your seeing and maybe get a TLC/NetGeo deal out of it they are always looking for raw grimy material to get ratings. The show could be called 'The Driver: being shimmy'

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Nope... not at all! But you do become an idiot if you think she's going to give you 50$ just by telling her she's got to after she finds a guy herself and makes some money :uhoh :Oh crap :disgust :1orglaugh :pimp :thumbsup

nig did not get the joke/irony :disgust

Shimmy!

I'm glad that big tittied chick worked out for you. Bad taste in her porn name though, lol.

Sucks she did her boyfriend. She said she was up to anything. Need to send me some clips of her in action. I'll shoot you an email.

Pimpin ain't easy.

cool story bro

:1orglaugh

shimmy-

Send me an email seanlee321 (@) yahoo

Ive got a propo$ition for you.

I'm the guy you name all your sites after!

Man....

Implicating yourself and your associates with actual photos online.

Wow.

If I was smuggling pine straw from Alabama into California so I could fuck up my front
yard with it......... I still wouldn't trust you to drive the fucking truck.

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the girls are all 2257'd up and hired by me for video work, with papers in my possession when they are filmed with me, whether they are escorts or not (most girls are to some degree) i'm always in the legal and at the end of the day i'm nothing more than a taxi driver with a video camera and a computer

come on now girl...

Dont be like that...

Sure hes low tech, but they guy is keeping it real and if you realize, me and you are pimpin girls more than he is...

Come on now, think about it...

hey look everyone...it's the pot meeting the kettle! :1orglaugh

[x] crazy shit

If she won't sign just wait the 4 days, or let one of her BF's get her out.
Seriously it probably won't be worth the trouble you will end up having to deal with this. Let one of her BF's get her out, and just tell her later how you tried to help her, blah blah, and go back to driving her again.

You should be looking for another girl now though in case shes too scared to go back to work after.

Cops took your hoe to jail. That's unfortunate for you, shimmy2. Good luck.

And remember - better to follow laws :)

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Keep your pimp hand strong!

dam now was that a backhanded compliment. for all you nigs judging me for what i do, realize if ibill hadn't ran off with my $30k/mo rebills i wouldn't be doing these petty low tech hustles.

Losing $30k a month deserves lawsuits or personal visits

If I understand it, he drives her around on the nights she works which I would assume is several stops at assorted pump n dump hotels. Guessing he may be in his car or hanging around waiting for her for a couple hours a night. Then she kicks back 50 or so, which did not even sound like a fixed amount.

As he said it is a small time hustle and puts a little cash into his pocket which he can put into his site. Who cares really if he was some sort of pimp though. He comes off more as someone that hires them for porn and also moonlights to drive them around to hook ups. He sure in the hell aint taking it all, he aint trying to play like a pimp either. Hell he said he pawned some gear because he felt obligated. Pimps do not feel obligated to do shit typically.

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FYI, you're a loser. Just so you know.

I call bullshit. For someone supposedly pulling down $400k/yr with iBill, you sure sound fucking uneducated. Feel me nig?

Ok, I'm confused, in 1 thread earlier today I believe it's Donny Long's house boat sinking you mentioned something about not being in FL as you were in Canada shooting, but today you post this thread?

It's all about the nig mentality :1orglaugh

ok... your a dude. No white girl would say feel me nig? :2 cents:

ok mr tube site runner.... i've had paysites and affiliate programs since 1998. http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.vivoxxx.com
you probably never heard of me like most people and i really dont give a fuck. if you weren't pulling at least 30k a month with a small paysite (1000 members x 30) then something was wrong. i hit some bumps and i'm hustling, rebuilding my business, shooting original content, etc, which will probably wind up on your fucking tubes one day. regardless, i think you can't accepting that a nigga (say the whole word if you're addressing me directly please) was making $360k/yr without you hearing about it until ibill ran off with the fucking rebills. good thing i only dedicated 15 min a day to posting on boards. goodbye sir.

yes you're correct. they're called airplanes and i use them often to travel efficiently. :thumbsup

Its called sarcasm sunshine. He claims not to be a pimp or thug etc... and then uses the word nig. For someone who is driving bike taxis around town and no running ho's to pump and dump hotels and now claiming that he once had $30k/mo in rebills, I call bullshit. No way anyone with half a fucking brain who actually made that kind of money would be this piss poor broke a few years later unless he lives nigga rich all the time. Then again, it shouldn't be too surprising considering that's how many of those webmasters lived. Buy up everything one day, beg for a job the next.

Reading Shimmy2's blog is like reading fucking Donny Long's blog. Like anyone really gives a flying fuck about your entire day or the "drama" you always seem to find yourself in. Maybe they are both the same person or brothers separated at birth.

That shit is just wrong. :disgust

Ah shit, my bad I didn't realize that thread was a couple days old, I thought the sinking happened yesterday.

You obviously don't know any real pimps...

shimmy2,
If I were you I wouldn't make these kind of posts public for everyone to see..

hey hey hey, Its not backhanded. Im straight up, no sugar. I also think youre just taking it to heart too much. See what i mean is this. Look at your site. Its no flash whistles n bangs, just the goods. Now tell me this, how many people do you have working for you? On and off scene? Are you managing it all yoruself? Are you rolling out mad gear per shoot?

Low tech isnt a slam.

I dig your style... so take that compliment. Real life pornos rules!


This is also to take in mind. I see youre just trying to keep it real as well with threads like this... no bullshit right? Schlitz malt liquor n all!

But, you will gain haters. People here do weird shit. You made illegal activites public for them to see and possibly try to use against you down the road.

You never know what psycho is watching...

this brother is K-Man Approved!

curious read... http://shimmysbookmarks.com/page/2/ broken link